How to get rid of Colin Quinn

One of the most suggested ideas for this page was "What the hell can the average person do to help get rid of Colin?" Well to tell you the truth, there isn't really anything you can do that will influence NBC to get rid of him. Of course, those of you that have nothing better to do can try. Here is a simple process that may be used, and maybe if enough people do it, it may make a difference.

There are two steps to this simple process. Even the common unemployed, net-surfing idiot SNL fan can figure this out.

The first thing to do is to click on the boxes to e-mail 

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You should write that you are not happy with his performance on the show,and especially Weekend Update. Use the subject "Get Rid Of Colin Quinn" and please, don't hold back on the profanities.

The second step is to get out your pen and paper and send an actual letter to the folks at NBC. This is the only way that you can truly be heard by the people there.

Mail the following people in this order of importance. Lorne Michaels, Don Ohlmeyer, and Saturday Night Live
 

In the letter you should write that you do not like Colin Quinn, and that you don't find him funny at all, and you feel that if they could get rid of someone who was funny like Norm Macdonald for "Not Being Funny", then the same should go for someone who is actually not funny.

If you want, you may also give a plug for this page, Colin Quinn Blows, and you may mention that the Mello Yello Man sent ya! 1