How Norm became a Superhero: Norm was born into Elfdom in the North Pole in 1962. After turning 16, he went to work in Santa's shop. Three years passed, and Norm became tired of the strict rules and regulations governing North Pole employees. Late one night he broke into the stable and hijacked Blitzen from his stall, taking flight into the dark night sky. Initially, he landed in Halifax, Nova Scotia(1/2 way between the Equator and the North Pole) but quickly became fed up with the skyrocketing weed prices and decided to move on. After doing minimal research, he found the street prices of weed to be quite acceptable in New York City, and so he went. Life was blissful for a while in the Village. Norm was able to experiment with his Elfuality and build toys in his spare time. Luckily, he had a Sugar Daddy he had met at a NAMEL(National Association of Man-Elf Love) meeting, so his rent and bills were paid. Norm seemingly had it all, but his life seemed to lack fulfillment. Sure, he partied and made a few toys, but this was increasingly boring. He wanted more, he needed more, so Norm made a decision. He went down to the Superhero registration office in Manhattan and took out a license for crimefighting and being Super. So now he was ready to get to work protecting the fine crackwhores in NYC.
Norm's first adventure coming soon!
The theme song takes a while to load, but wait, it's worth it!The theme song is currently down for the count, until I can make a better one, apparently the old one sucked. Special Thanks to Brandon Q.Soderberg for making my Elf pic a reality. He is one funny...shut your mouth. BACK
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