People I Hate

An independant franchaise inspired by the creator of "People I Hate"

People who drive too slow
Guys who wear too much cologne
People who say "Does this make me look fat?"
People who play dance music in a car"
People who rent stupid movies i.e. Barb Wire
People who think they are cool because they carry a cell phone
Guys who adjust their crotch in public
People who think drinking every weekend is cool
People who feel the need to state the obvious
Teenagers who make a conscious effort to be rebellious
People who don't realize when I am being sarcastic
Men who hit women
People who keep talking to you after you have basically told them to fuck off
People who condemn pornography(If you don't like it, don't look at it, but shut the FUCK up about it)
White kids who use black slang
People who will argue a point with no information to back themselves up
People who make idle threats
People who confuse celebrities with their TV/Movie personas
People who talk behind your back, but will never say anything to your face
People who champion their religion
People who are unoriginal
Internet guys who always want to know what you look like
People who worship Supermodels (what the fuck is a Super Model anyway? As far as I can tell there is nothing super about modelling)
People who sit in the middle of a row at the movies and get up at least five times during the show
People who wear brightly colored socks with a neutral outfit
People who wear fanny packs
Some kid named Vic
Men with long fingernails
People who use double negatives
Gay Bashers
Posers
People with staring problems
Women who paint their toenails
People who watch Leno and like it
Anyone over the age of 10 who wears Velcro sneakers
Guys with hair that is spiked on top and long in back
People who are obsessed with Soap Operas
Don Ohlmeyer and Warren Littlefield (NBC Presidents)
People who don't know who AL Green is
People who pretend to know who Al Green is
Couples who make out in public
Guys who refuse to wear condoms
People who use cute names for bodily functions/parts
People who lie more than necessary
People who come to my page and don't sign the guestbook (What, you're so busy you don't even have time to type your name and hit enter? If so, WHY are you wasting your time reading this crap?)
Society as a whole