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In order to appease the fuckers who constantly harass me because I never send them mail, I have inplemented this useless weekly update feature for giving useless weekly updates about the goings on of Jodi Jaqueline. I apologize in advance if you are not one of these fuckers and I am sending you unsolicited mail, do not waste your time reading any further.
My first order of business is this; I am thinking about changing my name from "Jodi" to something that people will feel a lesser need to mock. The front runners are Gretchen, Samantha and something I can't remember at this time. If you have any suggestions or problems with this, feel free to not email me about it, chances are I do not care what you think.
Now I will tell you of notable happenings that occurred this past week. There was a big fight outside of my place of business on Monday Night. It was skaters vs non-skaters. The skaters have apparently laid claim to a certain section of sidewalk that runs in front of my store, and the non skaters were standing there, which served to antagonize the skaters. It started as a yelling match, then one of the skaters picked up a large rock, which had been in use holding my door open, and chucked it in the general direction of the non skaters. This was all the non skaters needed to make them charge the skaters, and a superbrawl ensued. I had a perfect view from the safety inside my store, and was cheering the skaters on inside my head. I was impressed by the duration of this brawl considering the police station is not that far down the road. Also, I had to clean blood off the front of my door, one of the skaters hit a non skater with their skateboard, causing his life blood to flow from his nose and mouth areas. He then fell to his knees like a WCW wrestler and proceeded to howl like some sort of a bitch. It was highly amusing.
The second notable happening occured in this very basement I write to you from. Norm MacDonald is getting a sitcom!! He signed a deal with WB, although the sitcom will not likely be on the WB, thankfully, because I do not get the WB network and I have also heard it SUCKS. I have yet to decide on whether a sitcom will be a good platform for Norm's hilarity, but I will be happy just to see him on my TV on a weekly basis. I will be so happy in fact, that I will probably leak happy juices.
Also, congratulations to Mr Show for getting two Emmy nods. One for writing and the other for the brilliant song "How high is the Mountain" aka Ronnie Dobbs' theme. I enjoy this song immensely and am sure that everyone else does as well, if they don't there is something very very wrong with them.
The final notable happening is one of sad note. Goosey, aka Squeeky aka Suzy aka Squeegy1 aka Tennis Lesbian is not going to be able to come and visit me after all. We had thought she might be able to, but for some oddly diseased reason, her parents do not want her to come to Canada to visit the 22 year old she met online. Oh well, she will be 16 in less than two years, and can run away and come to live with me with no legal reprecussions. HURRAY
Okay, I was going to talk about alot more stuff here, but I have changed my mind. In my travels I have realized that people do not really care for reading really long mailings. I will save all my other stuff for next time, if there is a next time. I would say that it is highly probable there will not be a next time, due to my track record of starting things and quickly losing interest. If I get any positive feedback from anyone, I may consider continuing, but I don't think I have much to worry about.
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