PEOPLE I LOVE
- People who like Norm MacDonald
- People who smoke
- Most 80's muscians
- People who drive rusty cars
- People who are easy to fool
- Porn Stars
- People who think other people can't see them while they are in their car
- Degeneration X
- Internet guys who send me plane tickets, which I then sell for cash
- People who wear out of "style" clothes, unintentionally
- most 70's soul singers
- Shaft
- Dolemite
- Blackbelt Jones
- Small children who say things that you would never expect
- Really cool old black men
- People who smoke while riding a bicycle
- PETA members who wear leather shoes
- People who jump on bandwagons and then abandon them soon after
- Addicted gamblers who wear adult diapers
- People who actually were abducted by Aliens
- Shirtless morons
- People who speak in secret initials or code words in order to confuse others
- People who were hit by lightning and survived
- Young boys who are easily influenced
- "those guys" who are always in the front row at Wrestling matches
- Guys who call people "douchebag" and don't even know what it means
- People who are obviously mad at the world
- Anyone except Pirates who wears an eyepatch
- Little kids who wear band-aids for no reason
- Zookeepers
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