Men I am lusting After


I will rank these hotties once every two weeks and add new lustees (WooHoo!)

  1. NORM MACDONALD(SNL,DIRTY WORK)-This is one Rat Bastard I would do anything for, and I heard from an anonymous source that he is quite kinky
  2. DAVID CROSS(Mr Show)-Okay, call me a Comedy Whore© if you must, but David Cross IS the GOF* and that's all there is to it.
  3. DAVID DUCHOVNY(X-Files)- Supposedly he is a sex addict, and from other things I've read, I think we would "get along" famously...
  4. JON STEWART(Comedian, Elmopalooza)-Well at least I know he is not married or gay, leaving him wide open for my lusting, or is that leaving me wide open...
  5. BEN AFFLECK(Chasing Amy, Good Will Hunting)-Did the scene where he kissed Banky in "Chasing Amy" turn anyone else on? This is one "bandwagon" I'd like to jump on.
  6. GUY PEARCE(L.A.Confidential)-One of those really fine looking Aussies. I wonder if he surfs, I feel like waxing his board.
  7. CONAN O'BRIEN(Late Night)-Once again my comedy whorishness sways me in this direction, but Conan is 6'4" and you know what they say about tall guys...they're tall.
  8. DAVID LETTERMAN(Late Show)-Oh Davy, why did you have to start wearing those sexy glasses? My four year old obsession with this genius has been reignited.

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