Things that would make the world a better place
If I was magic and no one else was
If the world was like Starwars and I was Princess Leia
If everyone returned all movies and library books on time, ALL the time
If they brought out a new ice-cream called Super Chocolate Peanut Toffee Almond Marshmallow Fudge Cappuccino Brownie Delight
If Mr Show was on 5 times a day, all new episodes, EVERYDAY
If someone would clean up my room for me
If the Tooth Fairy would come and leave money under your pillow everynight, even if you had no teeth
If small children were responsible for all law-making and the judicial system
If Norm MacDonald lived in my house
If my mom would buy me Lucky Charms cereal
If Jon Stewart had his own talk show again
If various people were resurrected from the dead, for instance Brian Pillman or Phil Hartman
If the color pink was outlawed except for where it occurs naturally( in nature)
If I had eyes in the back of my head
If people would come to my house everyday and give me massage, EVERYDAY
If everyone flushed their toilets once an hour to keep the snakes down
If more things were made out of chocolate and/or ice cream
Less talk, more rock
If people lived their own lives instead of trying to emulate the lives of others, with a few exceptions, like emulating HBK
If they made bags of Starburst with only pink in it
If everyone understood Japanese
If everyone goes to see Dirty Work
If some people would die in their sleep, TONIGHT
If Guns and Roses did a reunion tour
If html didn't want to kill me in my sleep
If there was a Super Conglomerate of Wrestling
If Conan and Andy had a breakfast cereal
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