My Prank Calls
What is up!?? God damn i just got three emails from some queers, saying i was stupid and my prank calls and my music suck ass!! who are you? why did you do this? and i checked my guestbook, some guy named nimrod and some guy named jamkone said i sucked!
you can say whatever you want but at least be a little classy, your cursing at me for no reason, and for the record my music rules assholes... none of you dicks can write techno music, trust me it is hard. you have to program drum machines you have to program synthesizers, you need to bass loops, a lot goes into making techno,
i don't care what you send me or write in my guestbook, i think its funny, just dont say my music sux, i work very hard on it,
thank you, bye
All of these are in real audio format so download a real audio player if you dont have one
Prank Call 1: This call is to the water conservation department, its probably one of my best calls, i call in character based on my grandpa....
Prank Call 2: On this call I call up some guy telling him I want to challange him to a game of football, its not hilarious but there are a couple of laughs...
Prank Call 4: my friend is the funny one in this one, he really dissed this gangster guy mousey, he knows who we are but its still kinda funny....
Prank Call 5: THIS IS A MUST DOWNLOAD!!!! this is my favorite call i've ever made, its to the high school slut, she loves dick and i have no problem offering it to her
Prank Call 6: This is a call to some female gangster, i just call her up talking about crayons and it annoys her for some reason...
Prank Call 7: This is a follow up call to prank call 6, but this time her big brother or something answers and cusses me out...
Prank Call 9: My friend thought it would be funny to say the word shit a lot in a prank call, i said fuck that and ruined his call....
Prank Call 10: every prankster has an old person to call, this is mine, the bit is im a loser and keep calling my only friend Rob and i ask if he wants to watch lethal weapon like every day, this is after like days
Prank Call 11: this one is cool, i call up some whore and pretend to be drunk, i piss her off, she hangs up, then i call back to tell her how rude she is, pretty cool..
Prank Call 12: my stuttering sucks so bad on this one, i call some refridgeration place and just annoy the secretary. then i ask her if she wants a piece of me...
Prank Call 14: more gangstaz... just some gangsters yelling at me... i always crack up when he says "muthafuckin dyer bitch"
Prank Call 15: Im just trying to scare a little girl that doesnt know english, this call was inspired by one of my gangster friends, he called up one day and my little sister answered and he kept cussing her out...
Prank Call 16: I called up this seven eleven like twenty times just screaming "chicken shoes news", after awhile he got pretty pissed...
Prank Call 17: this is a concept i had while masturbating on my waterbed. im not sure if this guy bought it or was just fucking with me, why dont you fucking look for your self you slimey record exec
Prank Call 18: This is like the second prank call i ever made, i just stole the CranKings Who wouldnt want a taco prank and called up some whore. this call is kinda annoying, long too. only made it to kill time....
Prank Call 19: This is a follow up call to Prank Call 5, she gets her dad or something and he gets pissed
My D.J. and Dance Mix Site: when im not busy masturbating i D.J. for huge clubs and make Techno music in my home studio.... samples of my music to download.
SOME WEIRD GOTH SITE: This is a link to Rebekka L's page, for some strange reason she likes to sign peoples guestbooks and insult them, there's an example of Rebekka L's work in my guestbook, and in the chat room. *sigh*
Links: links.
News
7/19: added a chat room where me and record executives can have meetings and discuss multi million dollar deals and contracts, also updated my D.J. site if you care, Dust. 7/18: nothing new, i bought a new phone recorder at radio shack, its blue and it requires three AA bateries, it cost $19.99, are you still reading? on my way out of radio shack i ran into an old friend, Roy Fizzlebottom. Roy was suprised to see me "outdoors", and asked why I was "venturing" outside.... oh. goodbye. 7/17: okay i found out more about matt, his last name is crane. and his email is kmfdm6000@aol.com, i dont know why it took me so long to find this out since it was in the guestbook, more info on matt coming soon. oh and i added a call i stole from the CranKings i also added a message board just to have one, please don't post unless your a record executive
7/16: MAJOR NEWS!! someone signed the guestbook! yay. his name is matt. that's all i really know about him... but i plan on finding out more, a lot more. i'll keep you posted.
7/15: i added a new call to a waterbed company, sounds pretty smooth.
7/14: added a guestbook.
7/13: okay i just made this site, looks pretty smooth.
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NightHeat
bd708@rgfn.epcc.edu
I don't want your mail unless your a record executive... no independent labels, I only work with the big lables,
Why do all of the people that sign my guest only want to promote their web pages