You must feel an obscene need to probe my psyche if you are reading this page-shame on you....

My name is Sheila, I was born in Little Rock, I had a childhood sweetheart, hey, hey, hey. Now I live in FrostyAss, Nova Scotia and work for a phone sex firm. I won't tell you what I do there, but it involves phone sex.

I am an aspiring comedy/fiction writer. I have already been published once, in Playgirl magazine. I had the story linked here until recently, when I received a less than flattering letter from Geocities impolitely asking me to remove it. I had no choice but to comply or risk losing my wonderful site that I could never replicate, or want to replicate for that matter. So you will have to use your powers of imagination or find the Oct 96 issue of Playgirl to view my intricate story.

I enjoy the finer things in life such as Mr Show, Conan O'Brien, Norm MacDonald and Norm MacDonald. I am also a fan of Pro Wrestling and those who are fans of Pro Wrestling. I have a special affinity for those guys who are always in the front row at wrestling matches, those guys are great.

A Comedy Whore's Lament

It's not easy being a comedy whore. When any man that can make you laugh also steals your heart, you suffer frequent heartache. Also, I've noticed that comedians are not usually the most asthetically pleasing beings on the planet, although there are a few exceptions, like Norm MacDonald. Getting turned on at the slightest mention of anything comical leads to a tortured existence. So, if you're funny, don't EVER send me an email, or talk to me via AIM(CocoRobbin) or on IRC dalnet(Edgegirl/CocoRobbins #conan) or talk to me on the street because it will only serve to make me love you, and that would be bad all the way around.

Do not email me if you are funny!