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#1.
Someday I would like like to stand on the moon
look don through a quarter of a million miles of space and say
ÓThere certainly is a beautiful earth out tonight.Ó

Lt.Col. Willam H. Rankin

#2.
OÕRomeo OÕRomeo,
where for art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father refuse thy name,
Or if thou will not,be but sworn my love,
and IÕll no longer be a capluet.

Juliet Capulet

#3.
Through the day still linger
the rose-scattering fire of the
evening star already acintilates the azure sky.

Willem Kloos

#4.
Everyone is a moon
and has a dark side which
he never shows to anybody.

Mark Twain

#5.
ÓThe chances against anything
man-like on Mars
are a million to oneÓ
He said

H.G Wells

#6.
Many a night I
saw the Pleiades,
rising throÕ the
mellow shade,
Glitter like a sworn
of fire-flies
tangled in a silver
braid

Alfred Lord Tennyson

#7.
The Universe an Infinite
sphere,the centre of which is
everywhere,the circumference
nowhere.

Blaise Pacal

#8.
Whereas other
animals hang their
heads and look at
the ground,he made
man stand ecret,
bidding I'm look
up to heaven,and
lift his head to
the stars.

Ovid

#9.
...Torrent of light and
river of the air,Along whose
bed glimmering stars are
seen,Like gold and silver
sands in some ravine...

Henry Wasworth Longfellow

#10. ...The perceptible
Universe exists
as a cluster of
clusters irregularly
disposed

Edgar Allen Poe

#11.
Citizens of all creation

ÓHumankind has not woven the
web of life.We are but the
tread of it.Whatever we do to
the web,we do to ourselves.All
things are bound together.All
things connect.Whatever befalls
the earth befalls also the
children of the earth.

#11.
Stars are like
animals in the wild.
We may see the young
but never the actual
birth,which is a
veild and secret event.

Heinz R. Pageles

#12.
Hard work
Never
killed anybody
but
IÕm not
taking any
chances

#13.
Put three grains
of sand inside a
vast cathedral,
and the cathedral
will be more closely
packed with sand
than space is with
stars.

Sir James Jeans

#14.
I want to live
forever............
with no pain what
so ever.

Spathi

#15.
We shall not cease
from exploration ,and
the end of all
our exploring will be
to arrive where
we started and
know the place for the
first time.

T.S Eliot

#16.
Did my heart love
till now?For swear
it,sight.For I have
never saw true
beauty till this
night.

Romeo Motogue

#17.
He,who thought
vast immensity
can pierce,See
worlds on worlds
compare one
universe,Observe
how system into,
system runs,What
other planets circle
other suns,...
May tell why
Heaven has made
us the way we are.

Alexander Pope.

#18.
The possibility of
life elsewhere in the
universe has always
fascinated people
before long,we
may be able to
answer the question
ÒAre we alone?Ó

#19.
ÓNothing Gold Can StayÓ

Natures first green is gold.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leafs a flower;
But only so an hour
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing Gold Can Stay.

Robert frost

#20.
Your spear is your
destiny.You shall
wait until I return,
unless you meet your
destiny before me.

#21.
Depart not from the path which
fate has you assigned.

#22.
Beauty above me
Beauty below me
Beauty before me...

#23.
Friends are like
flowers,There comes
a time they must go
away,in there place
new ones grow,but the
memory of the flower
lives on.

Vicki Sjostrom

#24.
Make new friends
but keep the old,
one is silver and
the others gold.

#25.
ÓINDEPENDENCE DAYÓ
President :ÓGoodmornig.
In less than an hour, aircraft from here
will join others from around the world,
and you will be launching the largest
aerial battle in the history of mankind

ÓMankind...Ó
That should have a new meaning for all of us today.
We canÕt be consumed by our pretty differences anymore
We will be united in our common interest

Perhaps itÕs fate that today is the Fourth of July ,
and you will once be fighting for our freedom
not from tyranny,oppression,on persecution
but from annihilation.

WeÕre fighting for our right to live,to exist
And should we win today,the Fourth of July will
no longer be known as an American holiday,
but as the day when the world declared in one voice,
we will not go quietly in to the night,
we will not vanish with out a fight...

WeÕre going to live on!
WeÕre going to survive!
Today we celebrate...our Independence Day!Ó

#26.
Mess with me
and your a
dead man

#27.
I think there
for I am.

#28.
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles.

#29.
ÓOne small step for man
One giant leap for mankind.Ó

Neal Armstrog

#30.
I'm melting ,melting.......
oh what a world.

#31.
I think IÕve finally
lost me mind

#32.
Be happy
donÕt worry.

#33.
Skittles taste
the rainbow.

#34.
Yes we have
no bananas

#35.
Greetings people
of earth take
me to your
leader.

#36.
Happy Happy
Joy Joy.

#37.
If I only had
a brain

The scarecrow

#38.
Off with their
heads

#39.
ÓI have a dream.Ó

Maritn Luther King

#40.
IÕve lost my
marbles.

#41.
ÓWhat is the
meaning of
Life?Ó

#42.
ÓMy heart will go onÓ

Every night in my dreams I see you I Feel you,
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the distance and spaces between us
You have to come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.
Once more, you open the door
And your here in my heart,
And my heart will go on and on.

Love can touch us one tine and last for a life time,
And never let go until weÕre gone.
Love was when I loved you ,one true time I hold to.
In my life weÕll always was go on and on.

Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.
Once more, you open the door
And your here in my heart,
And my heart will go on and on.

YouÕre here ,there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on.
WeÕll stay forever this way,
Your safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on.

Celine Dion

#43.
Don't talk to me if you need someone to cry on

Beck

#44.
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature

R.W. Emmerson

#45.
"You create your own reality - leave mine alone"

Bad Religion

#46.
"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies"

Aristotle

#47.
"My boredom has outshined the sun"

Billy Corgan

#48.
"you cannot fight against the future. Time is on your side"

W.E Gladstone

#49.
"Some people say daydreaming's for all the lazy-minded fools with nothing else to do"

Jimi Hendrix

#50.
Fortune fame mirror vane gone insane but the memory remains........

#51.
It's a small world after all.

To be or not to be that is the question

Willam Shakespeare

#52.
push yourself..to the limits

#53.
stupid is as stupid does.

Forest Gump

#54.
Life is like a box of cholates
you never know which one your ganna get.

Forest Gump

#55.
Green is as
green as green dose.

Kirmet The Frog

#56.
If live is a dream,I hope not to wake.
If love is confusion,then let my mind shake.
And if love is a god,then let him rule long.
If love is a fairy tale,do let me see.
And if love is a person,please let it be me.

If hate is a fire,then give me a pool
If hate is a trick,then I hope IÕll out fool
If hate is a rhythm,then IÕll break out of the beat.
And if hate is a hunger, IÕll just wonÕt eat
If hate is story, IÕll close the book.
If hate is a vision ,then I just wonÕt look.
If hate is a person, I pray that is isnÕt me.

Melissa A. Weaver

#57. Snikers hungry why wait?

#58.
the dawn of a new millennium is almost apoun us.

#59.
so many choices
so little time.

#60.
Milk ÒWhere's your mustache?

#61
ÓGot Milk?Ó

#62.
ÓAll for one, and one for allÓ

#63.
True beauth lies on the
inside not whats on the
outside.

#64.
All for me , and none for you.

#65.
ItÕs all your fault.

#66.
A friend is not a feller who is taken in
by shame; A friend is one who knows
our faults and dosenÕt give a DAMN

J.P Mc Evoy

#67.
ItÕs a blustrie day.

Whinnie the Pooh

#68.
A diet is too little of a good thing

Garfiled the cat

#69.
Sloth is the mother of invention

#70
Garfiled ÓCome aa little closerÓ

Spider ÒMake meÓ

Garfiled ÒMake me make youÓ

Spider ÒMake me make you make meÓ

Garfiled ÒMake me make you make me make you.Ó

Spider ÒMake me make you make me make you make me.Ó

Garfiled ÒMake me make you make me make you make me make you.Ó

Spider ÒMake me make you make me make...um...ummm...Ó

Spider ÒWait i minute.I forgot what we were talking aboutÓ

Garfiled ÒCome a little closer, and IÕll tell youÓ

Spider ÒMake me.

Garfiled comic strip

#71
Erey time IÕv hit bottom somebody throws me a shovle

Garfiled the cat

#72.
ItÕs Impossible to give a hug without getting one back.

Garfiled the cat

#73.
Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest.

#74.
Chrismas...ItÕs not the giving.
ItÕs not the receving.ItÕs the loving.

Garfiled the cat
#74.
Nike ÒJust do itÓ

#75.
Image is noting ,
thirst is every thing,
Obey your thirst
Drink Sprite.

#76.
Alwyas coca cola

#77.
I have PMS
whats your excse?

#78.
I smile becaue...
I have no idea whats going on.

#79.
Love brings rainbows

#80.
Hakuna Matta

#81.
Judge not by what one says...
but by what one does.
#82.
Thank you for being my friend.

#83.
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name,
and their always glad you came,
you wanna be where you can see..
troubbles arinÕt all the same,
you wanna go where everybody knows your name.

Cheers

#85
Still lazy after all these years.

#86.
If you donÕt endulge yourself nobody will.

#87.
Guy ÒGuess what I learned to day?Ó

Girl ÒHow to ues the litter box insted of a tree?Ó

#88.
Four three two....IÕm about to launh my lunch.

#89.
Well form our things youÕve never herd catorgy...

#90.
Find your desiny.

#91.
Heaven above me...
Hell below me...
Earth in the middle.

#92.
Im not sleeping
Im checking my eyelids
for light leaks.

#93.
They say cats can see in the dark
Hey.It is true.
I can see in the dark!
I see a whole lot of dark.

#94.
Mine are out for
world domination.

#95.
They say you are
what you eat
#96.
Take a path with the heart
Not a path aginst the heart.
#97.
"Good is only good enough
if you don't have the heart
to push yourself to be the best."

debbie miller

#98.
Good thing my Crimson Plate of the Stars and my Glorius Sheild of Absortion... along with my Amulet if Sorcery and Ring of Brilliance and Ring of the Heavens and my Helm of Brilliance saved my!

Cyrus

#99.
ove is beauty in ever day tings.things the comfort in a touch,the warmth the joy in a memory

#100.
Huston we have a problem

#101.
Hey whereÕs the cream filling?
Hostest no thats thes stuff.

#102.
TherÕs a sucker born every minuet

#103.
your better off not knowing what you donÕt know.

#104.
Life has is its possibiltiys ,its just the matter of finding them.

#105.
Get up.

I canÕt my batrie is dead.

#106.
Hey, bug
youÕre ugly
youÕre creepy
youÕre history

#107.
Do you want your egg beaten?

Yeah,
and while
your at it,
squeezw the
orange
juice
then choke
some toast!
And mangle
the bacon!
#108.
Im checing
somthing
out...
Yep
I was
right
thereÕs boredom
just as far as
the eye can see.

#109.
I have a fear of letting my mind wonder,
Im afraid it wouldnÕt come back.

#110.
Space the final fronter
to bodly go where no
man has gone before.

#111.
M i c k e y M o u s e
Mickey Mouse.

#112.
Oooo
Beep beep beep beep beep
what is it a dummy dector.

#113.
I think IÕm on to somthing here.

#114.
Choice is a powerful thing.

#115.
you live in your world ;
IÕll live in mine.
#116.
Mirror mirror on the wall whoÕs the fairest of the all?
*Crack tinkle tinkle*
Shards shards on the floor whoÕs the fairest of the all?

#117.
Sometimes you get the bear,
and sometimes the bear gets you.

#118.
The story of my life.

#119.
What a great day to live.

#120.
What a geat day to be alive

#121.
You just canÕt argue with logic.

#122.
Descisions descisions descisions

#123.
Oh when will this mad,crazy merry-go-round existence ever end?


#124.
Im felling good about today so donÕt burst my bubble okay?

#125.
As you were.

#126.
Junk food in the stuff on life

#127.
You want the truth?
You canÕt handdle the truth.

#128.
Do i know me or what?

#129.
But not me IÕm furrious

#130.
I donÕt know wether to thank him of kill him

#131.
Life is such a precious thing.

#132.
Wow wild weird strange crazy...

#133.
I have forgoten.

#134.
Make love not war.

#135.
Funny you should ask.

#136.
ItÕs a bird itÕs a plane no itÕs Super Man.

#137.
...And on and on and on and on......

#138.
DonÕt you dare.

I donÕt know what you are talking about.

#139.
Nobody said life was a rose garden

#140.
He brings out the worst in me.

#141.
Never understimate me.

#142.
A little noting goes a long way.

#143.
Ha ha!Do I feel stupid.

Thats because you are stupid.

#144.
Ask a stupid question?

#145.
Suddenly life got two complicated.

#146.
The voices of heaven.

#147.
Show me the money.

#148.
Uh-Oh fella now you did it you made me mad.

#149.
Your treading on thin ice,fella.

#150.
Its all so perefctly depressing I canÕt wipe this smile off my face.

#151.
If I werenÕt me I wouldnÕt like me very much.

#152.
DonÕt do that to me.

#153.
Dont say it!
Dont say it!
You said it.

#154.
I donÕt know what I see in him.

#155.
The harder you work for somting.
The more you apperciate it.

#156.
YouÕre a genious

#157.
HereÕs lookin Ôat you sweetheart.

#158.
LetÕs not be to hastey here...

#159.
ItÕs put up of shut up time.

#160.
The truth always hurts.

#161.
ThereÕs no hope.

#162.
Someday IÕm going to learn precisely where that fine line is,
and IÕm never giong to cross it again.

#163.
Old habits are hard to break.

#164.
Me and my big mouth.

#165.
So, back again ,huh?
I thought you learned your lesson the last time.
This time you die!
*Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

#166.
This means WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#167.
Prepare to die!
*Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

#168.
I say we atack the fort at dawn

#169.
WeÕll take no prisoners.

#170.
No sweat sarge, IÕll take that michine gun nest out with my tursty
bozooka here.

#171.
Darn the torpedoes full speed ahead!!!

#172.
IÕm too young to go!

#173.
YouÕre days are numberd.

#174.
I hate it when they do that.

#175.
I am bout to out do my self.

#176.
Now why donÕt you go play in the blender?

#177.
Ever had a nightmare come true?

#178.
Live and learn.

#179.
I gatta be crazy

#180.
I donÕt know how we does it we jusÕ does it.

#181.
nobodyÕs perfect

#182.
any last words?

How about ÒGactaha?Ó

#183.
Clever me

#184.
There is somthing to be said for brute for it is usually folloed by brute stupidity.

#185.
Because youÕre as dumb as you look

#186.
I had to ask.

#187.
Well , this time im going to do somthing about it.

#188.
HereÕs one of the great mysteries of the universe...

#189.
a challenge in my head as well as my heart.

#190.
Not on my accout realy.

#191.
people you canÕt live wiht Ôem
you canÕt live without Ôem.

#192.
No boubt about it.

#193.
IÕll get you for this

#194.
I say we attack at high noon.

#195.
death has its advantages and disadvantages.

#196.
who what when where and why?

#197.
the master of death has reterned.

#198.
learn to like it.

#199.
If you canÕt convince Ôm confuse Ôm.

#200.
I shouldnÕt have pushed it

#201.
I donÕt want to here about it.

#203.
notings free pal

#204.
Nice try hot shot.

#205.
yourÕre testing me arenÕt you?

#206.
how did he do that?

#207.
I was a fraid of that.

#208.
The perect crime.

#209.
Like putty in my paws.

#210.
Never have so few given so much to so many.

#211.
How dare you speek that way to the president of the united states.

#212.
This could be the start of somthing grand.

#213.
He makes me so mad

#214.
Doo da Doo da

#215.
Where thereÕs a will...

#216.
ThereÕs a lot of truth in those old myths.

#217.
This is one of thoes times when i should of condiderd the consequences of my actions

#218.
And youÕre gullible.

#219.
Now your getting the picture.

#220.
Close , but no banana

#221.
Twenty years from now IÕll look back on this and laugh.

#222.
Mabey IÕll stay bored it takes less effort.

#223.
I think he has a point.

#224.
ThereÕs only one thing to do in a case like this..........Sleep on it!

#225.
Take me to your leader earthling, or IÕll atomize your face.

#226.
Theres four walls are closing in on me!I canÕt take it anymore!

#227.
Misery loves company.

#228.
This oneÕs going to be tough.

#229.
It was a honest mistake.

#230.
I know your out there.
I can here you breathing.

#231.
And then weÕll sacrifice a goat!

#232.
But theÕll suspeect IÕm just stupid

#233.
Better safe than sorry.

#234.
Why do you do that?

I loooove the attention.

#235.
Curiosity killed the cat.

#236.
Things arenÕt always as they seem.

#237.
I take no chances.

#238.
Well why didnÕt you say so?

#239.
Simple people.
Simple pleasures.

#240.
What happend?

#241.
You wouldnÕt belive me if i told you.

#242.
All the better to eat you with my dear.

#243.
ItÕs starting to mess with my mind.

#244.
True...How true.

#245.
I have a mouth with a death wish.

#246.
You just had to get the last lick didnÕt you?

Me and my big tounge.

#247.
you mean the farm?

The funny farm mabey.

#248.


#249.
Grettings , earthlings.I come to your planet in peace.

#250.
IÕve commiunicated with a lower life-form.

#251.
Slow down , take it easy.

#252.
Who am I?

#253.
Yes!HeÕs over the top!

#254.
and lifeÕs still an adventure.

#255.
Life is strange and mysterious.

#256.
So lets do it just for fun.

#257.
Somethings just get better with time.

#258.
What you donÕt know canÕt hurt you.

#259.
I got a clue.

#260.
Feel the rath of my 2 ply!

#261.
I resent that!

#262.
How will i ever survire?

#263.
Better not risk it.

#264.
If you dont understand it at first.
Then donÕt try to.

#265.
On of lifes little pleausres.

#266.
ItÕs not my area.

#267.
DonÕt even think about it...

#268.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.!YouÕll spook the meatloaf.

#269.
Small talk.

#270.
This is the losest point of the year.

#271.
IÕts just your imagination.

#272.
Everone has their own oppion.

#273.
ThereÕs on thing IÕm gonna steer clear of.

#274.
SheÕs gonna blow.

#275.
Think before you act.

#276.
HeÕs persistent isnÕt he?

#277.
So to speak.

#278.
IÕll just dread life one day at a time.

#279.
Watch me now.

#280.
I donÕt get any respect.

#281.
My thoughts exactly.

#282.
I have a new positive outlook on life.
Wich is no doubt doomed to fail.

#283.
Okay ther he is...... now KILL!

#284.
Call it a nevrous habit.

#285.
I tell it like it is baby cakes.

#286.
Welcome to planet earth.

#287.
I think my head is messed up.

#288.
Show no fear...
Show no Pain.

#289.
DonÕt get mad...
Get even!

#290.
When you least suspect it , it strikes.

#291.
Always exepect the unexpeited.

#292.
donÕt speak to me just yet.

#293.
Here comes Aqua and his side kick lawrence of boxer shorts.

#294.
are you kidding>? When it comes to stupidy Im a genius.

#295.
I think I hurt somthing.

#296.
All the better to scare you with , my dear.

#297.
My friends call me moonunit.

#298.
Do you believe everyting you hear?

#299.
you do what you have to do.

#300.
Im thinking.

Well stop it.

#301.
One more word about that and IÕll break your face.

#302.
The devil make me do it.

#303.
I hate to see that suckerÕs bite.

#304.
This is going to be along week.

#305.
We need nobody , no time , no where , no way.

#306.
I think small.

#307.
I could just scream.

#308.
You gatta work it out.

#309.
IÕll give him the hissing of life.

#310.
Obedient... Not very bright,but obedient.

#311.
Sounds like a mach made in heven.

#312.
Nice going , dummy.

#313.
WhereÕs your pride?

#314.
It was worth it.

#315.
CouldnÕt resit it could you?

#316.
I just love danger.

#317.
He did it again.

#318.
To eeror is human.

#319.
If I canÕt have it.
Neither can he.

#320.
Heads ,
He lives
tails he dies.

#321.
Mabey that wasent such a good idea.

#322.
You and what army?

#323.
What am I saying?

#324.
That was o lot of trouble but it was worth it.

#325.
ThereÕs only one problem.

#326.
That was too go to be true.

#327.
you wonÕt get rid of me that easily.

#328.
Wores things could happen i guess.

#329.
If he had a brain.IÕd say he was trying to make a funny.

#330.
Guess again sucker.

#331.
Everyting you do annoys me.

#332.
you are no fun you know that.

#333.
IÕm ready to conquer the world.

#334.
sounds like a job for the masked avengers.

#335.
ItÕs all coming back to me.

#336.
Im gonna give them a pice of my mind.

#337.
I donÕt like the sound of this.

#338.
thats the darndest think IÕve ever seen.

#339.
Yes I want to shoot you.

#340.
Back....Back you savage.

#341.
In one ear and out the other.

#342.
No matter how many times i see it IÕm still amazed.

#343.
Whoever invented the work ethic should be drug in the street and shot.

#344.
And anyting you say can and will be uesd against you.

#345.

#346.
This is going to be a pice of cake.

#347.
What a novel idea.

#348.
Im improving my mind.

#349.
I can read you mind.

#350.
I gussed you asked for it.

#351.
Why do I do stupid things like that>

#352.
Whoa!My funmeater , is a jumpin of the scale.

#353.
All you had to do was ask.

#354.
10 , 9 , 8 , 7 , 6 , 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 1 , 0 Ignition.Lift off we have lift off.

#355.
I guss when it rain it pours.

#356.
What do i do when I need some attention?
I earn it.
#357.
Call me wacky.

#358.
Gentlemen start your engins.

#359.
I ignore him but he never goes away.

#360.
Parish the thought.

#361.
That was simply to easy.

#362.
IÕll never catch on.

#363.
You know that coucious i donÕt hare?ItÕs after me.

#364.
Thank you for you oppinion sir!

#365.
Move or die bean brain.

#366.
Gimme me an A

Gimme me an q

Gimme me an u

Gimme me an a


#367.
It wonÕt be long now.
I never should have eaten that frog.

#368.
IÕll just have a small slice of life thank you.

#369.
YouÕll never take me alive!

#370.
One more time!

#371.
I have so much to learn.

#372.
I donÕt like you already.

#373.
Okay I can take a hint who needs you anyway.
I do.

#374.
Let me rephrase that.

#375.
Sometimes I envy you.

#376.
Be not afraid of life.
Belive that your life is worth living,
and you will your belife will
help create the fact.

James

#377.
The value of life lies not in the lenght of day.
But in how we make use of the day.


#378.
Wait a minuet!Somthing just ocurred to me.

#379.
All just for me.

#380.
I see and know all.

#381.
Sometimes it would be nice to have all the decisions made for you.

And sometimes not.
#382.
The furry twerp dies!

#383.
Live and let live I say.

#384.
Yeah I got you,
My pretty and your little dog ,too

#385.
Intresting

#386.
Got my sack,
go my eyeholes,
what more could I need?
*Arrrrrrgh*
Armholes definitly armholes.

#387.
ItÕs a living.

#388.
I didnÕt need that.

#389.
This is too perefect.

#390.
Thats was kinda fun.

#391.
Thats ok , Go ahead have fun , donÕt worry about me.
IÕll just sit here in the dark ...
all alone.

#392.
What we have here is a fauilure to communicate.

#393.
I get no respect.

#394.
ÓOinkÓ

ÓOinkÓ he says i rest my case.
#395.
Yes master IÕm at your beck and call master.

#396.
A brain.I need a brain for my master.

#397.
Where where you on the evening of April 1?!

#398.
Practial jokes aree wasted on the stupid.

#399.
*Unnnnnnnnnnnnngh*
Help!Help!
The ailen is sucking my brain dry!
#400.
I dont know what came over me.

#401.
I feel invincible today.

#402.
Let me hurt Ôem!
Juat a little bite!

#403.
Pennie for you thohght?

#404.
Nothing Gold Can Stay

Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn comes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

By : Robert Frost


#405.
Ues it up.
Wear it out.
Make it do.
Do with out.

#406.
you can run....
but you canÕt hide.

#407.
Im not a morning person!
#408.
Titanic collide with destiny

#409.
Earth , Wind , Water , Fire.

#410.
DonÕt say I didnÕt warn you.

#411.
Rules were ment to be broken

#412.
War hurts.

#413.
Thats a scarry thought.

#414.
Takes one to know one.

#415.
I Ôve hit rock bottom.

#416.
Brian is at work that is.

#417.
Mission impossible.

#418.
This is the song that never ends yes it goes on and on
my friend some people started singing it not knowing what it was and
theyll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that
never ends yes it goes on and on my friend......

#419.
That i have the power of the Dark Side

#420.
Life is peachy

#421.
ThereÕs nothing like having your face cut off to distrube your sleep.

#422.
I think this conversation is termiated.

#423.
Hockey is life
The rest is just details.

#424.
IÕm just a figmet of your imagnation.

#425.
Question everything.

#426.
Trust no-one.

#427.
The problem is knowing the diffrence from reailty and fansty.

#428.
Life is just a big test.

#429.
What you do makes a difference.

#430.
Help IÕm surrounded by idiots.

#431.
Watch out wolrd here comes...... !!!!!!

#432.
I am the life force that wihcih
breathes the logical misfortune of the great circle of destiny for those
who wish to ponder their dreams with a grasp of imortality. to ponder
among the lilies barefoot and naked is to realize the consequesnce of your
fears . take heed my friends for the unknown costal waters slowly murk the
waves of your doom.

#433.
life its a cool game .

#434.
How did you do it ?
#435.
I had a clue once... but i sold it for an cokkie.

#436.
To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

#437.
Everyone is a genius. ItÕs just that some people are too stupid to realize it.

#438.
Your not my type. For that matter , youÕre not even my species!

#439.
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.

#440.
Isn't what it used to be, and it never was.

#441.
California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.

#442.
What are we going to do?

#443.
It won't work.

#444.
The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.

#445.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ketchup is a vegetable.

#446.
"All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane."

#447.
Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.

#448.
"I love to eat them Smurfies
Smurfies what I love to eat
Bite they ugly heads off,
Nibble on they bluish feet."

#449.
If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?

#450.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

#451.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

#452.
The world is coming to an end!

#453.
Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?

#454.
You are here:
..***
..***
*********
*******
.*****
..***
...*
But you're not all there.

#455.
History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.

#456.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.

#457.
It is the business of little minds to shrink.

#458.
"I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem."

#459.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

#460.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

#461.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

#462.
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. "

#463.
"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."

#464.
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great.Ó

#465.
ÒHis ignorance is encyclopedic"

#466.
"If a man does his best, what else is there?"

#467.
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."

#468.
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

#469.
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

#470.
ÒOnly two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

#471.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

#472.
"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."

#473.
"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence." - definition of "happiness"

#474.
"Assassins!"

#475.
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."

#476.
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."

#477.
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. "
- Martin Luther King Jr.

#478.
"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. "

#479.
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda

#480.
"I'll sleep when I'm dead."
- Warren Zevon

#481.
"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. "
- Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

#482.
"We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?"
- Niels Bohr (1885-1962)

#483.
"What do you take me for, an idiot?"
General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)

#484.
"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)

#485.
"You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. "
- Yogi Berra

#486.
"I am become death, shatterer of worlds. "
- Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967)

#487.
"How can I lose to such an idiot?"
- Aaron Nimzovich (1886-1935)

#488.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental. "
- Yogi Berra

#489.
Love is the answer to the final question you ask.br> #490.
I believe that though one should be "one with the universe", and all that, one still needs to fight the great fight. "All that it takes for evil to succeed in the world is for enough good men to do nothing." But be wise in your fighting. Know what you can do, and not do.

#491.
ÓThe great spirit within me, honors the great spirit within you."

#492.
wisp> Sometime I think there will be no peace, No end to all the killing.
Look what we do here, murder unborn quit willing. The things that are done sicken my poor soul,
The circle never ends, will we ever be whole. How canI love the ones, that are filled with such hate and greed.
How do you teach the evil, to surrender of there need.How can one tell a lier that they only hurt themslef,
How can one fill the darkest reaches of earths hell.

#493.
If at first you dont suceed try try again.

#494.
Shopping is an obsession - not an addiction!

#495.
"Here I stand. I can do no other."

#496.
"All men are created equal."

#497.
ÓWorkers of the world, unite!"

#498.
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

#499.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

#500.
... quoting "Cheecowah" ... "May Mother Earth guide your feet.
May Father Sky, keep his arms around you.
May Grandfather Sun warm your cold days,
May Grandmother Moon Keep the Glow in your heart.
May the Star Nations light the way to the next destination,
and the Great Spirit always keep you shielded from the pain.

#501.
wild virtuebeliefs are as insubstantial as the illusion we call time..
they are so changable as we our views on life change,
they are so confining and restricting to soul, they are only agents of ego.

wild virtue

#502.
sweet lovely death I am waiting for your breath sweet lovely death one last caress..

#503.

The red rose whispers of passion,
And the white rose breathes of love;
O, the red rose is a falcon,

And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud
With a flush on its petal tips;
For the love that is purest and sweetest
Has a kiss of desire on the lips.

Xris

#504.
I talk in riddles..important plot parts in them....


#505.
In a world ruled by darkness, h hero rose up...

#506.
True Friendships is sometimes to be found in the most unexpected people.

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