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Here you see a picture of pARTY pAUL.
He'll light your party up with his jokes or, by lighting himself up !!!!!!

INVITE PARTY PAUL FORM

So you think your party is good enough for party Paul or, desperatly needs his sparkling personallity and gentle soothing touch (Gentle soothing touch compared to that of an H-bomb), and silver tongue( We aim to kill,not hurt or cripple)?

Then there are some simple questions to answer.

The very first thing you need to do is to tell party Paul where he can find you.
Which country, state, province, town /city,street, house etc.

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Be as descriptive as possible !!!

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Now we know where it's at. So what kind of party are we talking about???

A funeral: a family gathering which will generally not turn into a huge orgy but given enough booze and a large enough inheritance...

A baptism: family gathering where things can happen which the central party person will not be allowed to do legally for the next 18 years.

A barmitshva: very formal kind of family gathering definitifly NOT party Paul's idea of fun but maybe you can switch him onto these things by entering a good plea for your "feast". Will not come unless allowed to wear afro-wig

A Christmas / Thanks giving cellibration: Well it all depends on who's going to be be there..if you let me come. I here by do solemny swaer that i will start the food fight( just to give you a chance for a draw mashed potatoes have a very good balistic quality chickenwings don't fly.).

A birthday party 1 to 6 years old... are you sure you want to invite me if i come i will bring the special party talisman.(a freshly cut goats tongue)...to help the new party animal of to a good start.

A birthday party 7 to 12 years old generally uninteresting unless the clown/magician is given party Paul's special liquid heat treatment!!!

A birthday party 13 to 17 years old YOU BRING THE DIP I'LL BRING THE MAGIC MUSHROOMS!

A family reunion, i know i'll be a stranger just tell them i'm your uncle Paul... and remember to introduce me to your weird cousin Freddy or Eddy(funny weird cousins al seem to be called Freddy or Eddy or Edmund or Ed or ..well you get the idea)

A party in your house or that of one of your friends.

A party in the house of somebody whom you do not know.

No party were just going to practice for the mosh pit at next weeks concert of the "UNgrateful dead" or my uncle Elmers wedding aniversarry ( hey he keeps forgetting ...you can't put Grandmother next to cousin Franklin etc.)

A friendly gathering of akind spirits who enjoy looking at a lavalamp or an electrical fly killer

It's something else completely namely :

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Okay, now we've covered the kind of party which you want me to go to. But hey who willl be there I mean a mosh pit excersize with the Pope is obviously less interesting then one with say..Brad Pit.
So who's going to attend ??? What kind of people will be there? Tick the boxes :)

Weird cousin, Freddy/Eddy

Aunt Ida, who always takes her false teeth out before she eats puding

Uncle Bob, who always seems to find a new lady friend just (be)for(e) a party

The stephbrother, who just happens to look and talk like Hannibal Lechter

Blowie, your best friend aslong as he's stoned

The PARTY ANIMALS, playing their early stuff (please not the new stuff... PLEASE NO !!).

Aunt "Vi" ,with her wet deep "foreverlonglasting" kisses ..unfortunatly she's old enough to be your mother.

Nephew Bart, with his acne or other wise disfigured face.

Niece Louise, who seems to think that family gatherings are the best places to find prospective mates.

R.J.(or any other abreviated name), the popular with all the chicks but somehow never bringing any of them with him guy.

Uncle Herman, yes fathers and mothers hide the kids he somehow found out about the party!

Great grandfather Bill, who'll tell you al about how he single handedly won the battle at Gettysburg or was it Little Bighorn??

Grandmama, insist on bringing her selfbaked goods ..if were lucky their digestible

DJ Jean

Aunt Bertha, her name says it all

Vague friend, yes you invited him but.......why ??

Your friend Dicky, smooth action, elegance, courtious, always and ever cool..are no words to describe him

Your friend Wendy: "I always admire it when someone picks their nose in public".

Sander, the Wile E. Coyote mad dude

O.J. Simpson, somebody hide the knives, ugly ass shoes and gloves !!

Anyone named after a state city or anything geografical (Dad wishe he was there instead of......)

None of the above(are you sure ??)

Fine now were getting warm !! :)

See this picture ???
If someone took the drugs available at your
party would they be able to recocnise my face
in it (if yes check box)??? In black and white(if yes check box)???

We'll assume i'm still reading so.... When will it be....PARTY TIME!!!
Select the month, day, year and hour (Central European Time!)(august 1999 is no good partying till my ass drops of. If your in the north of France looking at the eclipse..hey i'm there as well!!!)

Have i properly filled out my form ??

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