A Day in the Life of a Cirran Bard
11 Pm Bardic thoughts
Dear diary,
GC: Diary? Who's that?
MM: Nobody Goddess.
GC: Do you expect me to believe that you are writing a message to nobody?
MM: It's a journal Goddess, just a way for me to record my personal thoughts.
GC: So why don't you address the journal to yourself?
MM: I would feel silly writing to myself.
GC: And you don't feel silly writing to some non-existent person named diary?
MM: I see your point.
GC: Well go on continue with your little journal.
MM: It's kind of private Goddess
GC: (blank stare)
MM: (sigh) very well
Today was yet another exhausting day in the life of this Cirran bard. I was late to breakfast with the Goddess and things just kinda went down hill from there. To wit, I have suffered the humiliation of Joxer wear, body piercing, and window displays. I was forced to drink some vile tasting excuse for orange juice, experienced severe motion sickness, and spewed the vile juice. I have had 10 formal reprimands, several minor reprimands, 6 blank stares, and 6 rather painful uhm, "reminders," the details of which are just too horrible to bring up without risking a second trip to the therapy clinic. I have had 3 run ins with the police, two visits from Trancer, and been drenched in DR Pepper nose spray. Time actually stopped twice. The pinch was attempted on me three times, tho it only worked once. My laptop was replaced with a feather. Two actual whimpers escaped me. And I am pretty sure Hudson dropped my toothbrush into the toilet. Whoever said being a bard was easy has most certainly never been to Cirra.
GC: You wouldn't be complaining now would you, Melissa?
MM: oh no Goddess, you know me....Lovin every minute of it.
Course the biggest challenge of the day involved the restoration of the Goddess's hair. The Goddess showed up around 10:30 pm demanding that I cut her hair longer. Well obviously *that* was impossible. But being a fast thinker I was able to devise a most unique and if I do say so myself inspired plan.
GC: Melissa, you know darn well it was Hudson who suggested I just will my hair back.
MM: Yes but who do you think inspired her to say that?
GC: and just how did you inspire her to do that? Was it the "actual whimper"?
MM: Yes I believe it was.
Goto 12 PM
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