The Cirran Restoration Society

Why not.

The Cirran Restoration Society came into being as our way of paying tribute to the Goddess Callisto. What better way to honor the Goddess than to restore her childhood village in all its agonizing glory. That, and it's a great way pass the time as we Callisto fans are made to suffer through months and months, and might I add MONTHS, of CWS (Callisto Withdraw Syndrome), waiting with bated breath for split second clips of the Goddess in the form of stock footage, while the rest of the Callistoverse is treated to new and exciting episodes of the Destroyer of Nations every single week! ......but we digress.

Unfortunately, not yet. But the good news is one is currently under construction. And I have it on good authority it should be ready for viewing in the relatively near future.

Well as we said above an Official CRS Web Page is under construction so soon you will be able to read CRS posts there. However, for now the best way to track down posts is to contact the Mayor of Cirra.

(Blank Stare)

See above.

Little Hercules is Goddess Callisto's pet rat. She found him in the cave with the Golden Apples that gave her immortality (ref SURPRISE).

Oh you poor, poor, misguided fool you. This really should be one of those "if you have to ask" situations, but just this once we will indulge your ignorance. First and foremost Callisto is a warrior, and not the "I'm here to save your village" kind either, but the "blood thirsty hellbent on revenge, I don't care if you are an innocent peasant don't get in my way" kind. Like the DoN, the Goddess has many skills, including but certainly not limited to, swords, daggers, chariots, gymnastics, defying gravity, incredible physical strength, and the famed chakram flinging ability. Further, Callisto is a Goddess, albeit ambrosia induced. But Ambrosia or Olympian, be advised this is one God with attitude. She'd just as soon look at you as kill you, if you know what we mean. Her special Goddess powers include the ability, to read minds, to communicate telepathically, to shoot lightening bolts, to become invisible, to teleport anywhere or anytime instantaneously, to teleport others with the same ease, and to create and/or destroy matter at will. There are other's but what would be the fun of telling you when we are sure the Goddess will gladly demonstrate upon request...who are we kidding Goddess doesn't need a request to reek havoc, she does.

1. Never Call the Goddess by her given name. We are not worthy of the honor.
2. Never Call the Destroyer of Nations by her given name.
3. While one can say Gabrielle, Irritating Blonde is perfectly acceptable.
4. The Goddess can read your mind, so watch what you think!
5. No intoxicants.

Things typed between ( ) are generally actions, but also include peoples thoughts. Ex: (blank stare), (dear Goddess did I type that out loud?)

The DR Pepper reference began because once upon a time a young actress/model by the name of Heidi Lieck did a commercial for the soft drink. While there is no evidence that Hudson actually drinks the stuff, in honor of her 2.3 second appearance in the commercial a running gag was born. That, and the Mayor of Cirra really does like DR Pepper, so she just won't let it go...I mean just once it might be nice to get a damn 7-up around here....

Here are some common acronymns used in CRS posts.

BGSB	Bilious Green Sports Bra
CRS	Cirran Restoration Society
CWS	Callisto Withdraw Syndrome
DoN	Destroyer of Nations
H:TLJ	Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
X:WP	Xena: Warrior Princess

ANE	A Necessary Evil
IS	Intimate Strangers
RoC	Return of Callisto

LOL	Laughing out loud
ROTF	Rolling on the floor
LMAO	Laughing my ass off
DP!	DR Pepper shot out my nose
DoH!	Expression ala Homer Simpson (tm)

oh. Well, acronymns are just an easy way of representing things or phrases which occur with regularity.

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