Gabrielle: Absorb thyself in this great sea of the waters of life. Dive deep in it -- until thou hast lost thyself.
GC: shut up bard.
MM: I'm not doing it.
Gabrielle: And having lost thyself, then thou shalt find thyself again.
GC: Look pissant, I know you do voices.
MM: (blast) Goddess, it's dark in here I can't see a thing.
GC: open your eyes.
MM: oh. What the?!
Aleph am I.
MM: I don't care who the Tartarus you are, get off of me.
Aleph: "Glad that you're feelin' strong, Thought I might lose ya. Don't use words, sing a song-- This is Illusia!" [Winks]
MM: Knock it off Goddess. I'm not in the mood.
Aleph: "Melissa, be warned, Melissa, beware. By closing your eyes, You can see what isn't there."
MM: and were the soundtrack pants really necessary?
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