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Star Wars Staring The Goddess Callisto as Princess Leia

Also Featuring........

           Chief Jeff                    Melissa                      Trancer
                 as                             as                               as
         Darth Vader                  a Jawa                        Labria

And Matt as The Band......

Trancer: Excuse me? Labria? Who the Tartarus ever heard of Labria?!

GC: (smacks Melissa) Watch your mouth.

MM: Hey! I didn't say it. Trancer did.

GC: (Smacks Melissa again) don't question me.

TR: (Inward smile)

MM: *that* is exactly why you are Labria. (sometimes being a bard has it's benefits) Anyway, Matt's not complaining about being the band.

All: (look at Matt)

"A one...two....one, two, three..." (insert 7th grade Marching Band style music)

GC: (smacks Melissa in the back of the head)

Jeff: Can we just get on with this?

To save the Goddess the trouble, Melissa simply hurls herself to the floor.

GC: Good girl.

When we pick up our story, Darth Vader is confronting The Goddess, er we mean Princess Leia...

"Surrender or Die Leia!" "WHAT THE?!"

ZAP

GC: Sweet Mother of Zeus! Not again.

MM: What do you mean not again, Goddess?

GC: Uhm....nothing.

MM: (arching an eyebrow)

GC: BAND!

(insert musical interlude)

GC: Ok enough of that!

Act 2: Scene 3

                        I will get you Xena!                             (blank Stare)
                                                                 Goddess this is Star Wars,
                                                                     not Ancient Greece.

It took Labria and two fighter pilots 45 minutes to revive the Melissa.

TR: That's just great! Even in the Star Wars universe i am forced to reanimate you all. (throws herself on the ground) WHY? WHY ME?!

GC: Stop being so melodramatic Pissant.

Act 3: Scene 3

In an unprecedented act of heroism, the Jawa saved the day!

GC: Tell it like it really happened bard.

Due to circumstances beyond her control and the inability of a certain Goddess to play fair, the Jawa found herself trapped in a box.

Help me Trancer! You're my only hope.

GC: (blank stare)

MM: I mean, Help me Goddess! You're my only hope.

TR & GC: Ya got that right.

act 4: scene 2: Darth Vader returns

I will get you Leia, and your little bard too!

Oy! Some people never learn. (That's not from Star Wars you Eidiot!)

Help me Trancer! You're my only hope.

Jeff: (looking around) Hey! Where did everybody go?

Somewhere on the other side of Cirra.....The Oddity Twins ate lunch. Melissa, being a bard, got to the table first, she was followed shortly thereafter by Matt and Trancer. Jeff took a bit longer than usual, what with his legs now being 3 maybe 4 centimeters long. Mom and Dad smiled inwardly as the twins scarfed down their nut bread (or perhaps it was a grimace, it was the seventies after-all and Matt and Trancer had the disco pants going full board). As for the Goddess, she made herself invisible and dreamt of the day when she would rule the world. Just another normal day in the life.....

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