The Doug Anthony Allstars have invited Sydney’s skinheads and ugly teenagers to roll up to the opening of their new show at Darling Harbour next month.
"Skinheads are wimps and woosles who can’t get girls," explained DAAS spokesman Doug Hunter.
"Most of them play Dungeons and Dragons too much and I defy you to find one that doesn’t have a bum covered with pimples.
Skinheads are wankers trapped in the bodies of dickheads."
Other fun offerings include three songs, Big Beefy Tits, Albany is full of morons and Camus was a Whining Prick.
" They have a host of new guffawing gags including one about Patrick White and Liberace," a preview announces.
"Tim will be giving beauty tips to the ugly people in the audience. One of his most successful tips to ugly teenagers is ‘Hide’.
"Paul will be enacting his favourite scenes from Airport moves of the 70’s (like the one where Charlton Heston admits he is gay and then dies of food poisoning)."
