Get your own Free Home PageWell, I just kinda feel like writing what me and the guys get up to when we aren’t online, and even when we are. So let’s have an average Monday, shall we? Here goes. The guys are playing Uno right now, so I might actually get some peace while I write this.
At about 7 I wake up. I sleep in my bed, Drakey sleeps on a mattress on the floor, Nosedive kinda curls up in my doona at the end of my bed, Timon sleeps in my old pram and Iago perches on my mirror. When I wake up, everyone wakes up. I just have to convince them that they want to get up, though Drakey will usually. We all moan about the fact that it’s Monday.
We go and have breakfast at 7:40. I’m not going to talk about what they eat, let’s just say it’s not pretty sight.
At 8:00 we go get dressed. This is the most embarrassing part of the day. Think about it, one room, one girl, four guys(though two of them don’t wear clothes, they insist that they want to stay), you have a problem. So I get the corner facing the wardrobe, Drakey gets the corner with the shelf, and Nosedive gets the corner with the door. Iago and Timon sit on Drakey’s bed and make dumb comments.
Yes you DO!
Great, they got sick of Uno already.
They want to each tell a bit. I guess that’s OK, except they say I’ve already had my turn. So here’s Drakey.
Well, after I’ve put on my dashing t-shirt, Thlay makes us get in the car. This is hard, cause what with H2O and Thlay’s Mum, you have 5 people and 3 seats. This just means that Timon sits on my lap, and Iago sits on Dive’s shoulder. It works pretty good, much better than when there’s only a seat for Thlayli. Then she makes as all shrink, and she puts us on the floor.
Anyway, at school everyone pays Thlay out, so we tell them what we think. Too bad they can’t hear us. But it makes Thlayli laugh, so we keep going. Another thing that makes Thlay laugh is when everyone is sitting down I jump on people’s heads. I do this when a teacher is yelling at her class, which is quite often. Unfortunately then the teacher thinks Thlayli is laughing at them, and, well, yeah.
Shove man, my turn! Nosedive the incredibly good looking here.
Quit laughing you lot!
Hmm. Well, what the DWFCSHS members really do best is having pointless conversations in maths. Here’s one.
(Mrs. Saunders in trying to explain angle proofs)
Thlayli: This is boring and pointless.
Drakey: What do we do now?
Nosedive: Not listen, DUH!
Drakey: Hey!
Thlayli: Don’t fight.
Iago: I think they should. I enjoy a good punch up.
Timon: Yeah, put em up guys!
Thlayli: NO!
*Thlayli realizes she has yelled “No!” out loud, instead of using mind communication*
Mrs. Saunders: Rachel, what is the matter?
Thlayli/Rachel: Ummm, I don’t understand.
Mrs. Saunders: Well just wait till I’ve finished explaining it to the class, then I’ll come and help.
Thlayli/Rachel: OK.
Thlayli: Now look what you guys made me do!
Drakey: They probably think you’re crazy now.
Timon: She is crazy.
Thlayli: I don’t know why I don’t just leave you guys at home.
Nosedive: Cause then you’d actually have to pay attention in class.
Thlayli: Good point.
*The guys are generally wrecking havoc by stealing pens and turning the overhead projector on and off*
Thlayli: Stop!
All: No!
Thlayli: Guyyyyyyysssssss....
Iago: Oh no, it’s The Look(tm).
Nosedive: Melting, melting.....
Drakey: Fine, we’ll stop, but don’t come crying to us when you’re lonely.
*They all start going transparent*
Thlayli: Oh, don’t.
*They all disappear*
Thlayli: Fine. Be like that. But you don’t get that chat with Zyrali, Drakey.
*Drakey reappears immediately*
Drakey: Sorry.
*Mrs. Saunders is waving a hand in front of Thlayli’s face*
Mrs. Saunders: Don’t you think that if you didn’t daydream so much, you’d realize that the recess bell went 10 minutes ago?
Thlayli/Rachel: Oh yeah. Bye Mrs. Saunders.
Mrs. Saunders: *sighs* Good-bye Rachel.
*When Thlayli and Drakey walk out of the room, the others appear and start laughing at them*
Nosedive: That’s why we left! It’s recess!
Give the bird space! Gee, it’s hard typing with feathers. OK, well, times that dialogue by 6, changing class and teacher each time, and you have the general idea. So, now that that’s over, lets turn the topic to the most important person in all this...
No, not Thlayli, ME!
No Drakey, just because Thlayli brought us here and looks after us and gives our lives meaning does not make her the most important.
I do not sound like Dick Solomon! You take that back Nosedive!
Fine, I’ll get back to the day.
So we go home and the first thing we do is check the email. This is an incredibly annoying past time, as Thlayli squeals when ever she get’s mail, especially if it’s from Lone Wolf.
I can tell them whatever I want, it’s MY turn.
So after that we check that message board that, for some reason, Thlayli and Drakey are very fond of. Thlayli gets to say the most, followed by Drakey, Nosedive, and me and the meerkat tied. Then we either chat or mooch online until Thlay’s mum yells at us. Then we have to go do homework, and maths tutoring, and all that pointless stuff.
Hi! I’m Timon! Everyone say hi! I can’t hear you....much better. So, then we have dinner. Drakey always tries to make some kind of workout out of the mashed potatoes, Nosedive slurps, Iago gobbles, Thlay tries not to spit out her food while she laughs at us, and I eat daintily. OK, so I eat like Iago.
Then we either watch TV, go online or write stories. Well, THLAY writes stories. Drakey tries to make her write him in, Nosedive comments on her grammer and Iago gives her quotes that will make her witty, cept they don’t work. I don’t do much, cause I can’t read very well(Thlay will fix my mistakes here when I finish).
Then at about 10-11:30 we get ready for bed. We all need showers, and I won’t tell you about the havoc that only having 2 minutes, One shower and 5 people creates. Let’s just say that the blindfolds aren’t working, cause Nosedive peaks.
How do I know? Umm....I just do.
Yeah, and then we all go to our little sleeping places and say good night to each other. That takes about 5 minutes, as Drakey says everyone’s name 13 times for luck.
Then we sleep.
Then we do the whole thing over again, on Tuesday.
All: WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT??????!!!!!!!!!!
All the poor, suffering readers who bothered to read this: NO!!!!
Iago: Philistines!
Drakey: Me and Thlay ended up writing the least!
Thlayli: It’s content that matters, dear.
Nosedive: She called him dear! Thlayli and Drakey, sitting in a tree! K.I.S.S.I.N.G!!!!!!! First comes love, then comes marriage
Nosedive, Iago and Timon: Then comes Thlay pushing a baby carriage!
*the singers are ROTFWL*
Thlayli: Don’t be....*Drakey and Thlayli suddenly look into each others eyes*..dumb...
*Drakey and Thlayli kiss*
*shocked silence*
Timon: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!1
Nosedive: You can’t do that! It’ll bring tension to the group!
*Drakey is staring into space with a goofy smile*
Thlayli: OK. *kisses Nosedive, then Iago, then Timon, and they all stare into space* Why didn’t I think of this earlier! Well, now I can finish off all by myself. I’m sorry Zyrali, but you have all yours, so I can have mine. Joke!
Well, thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
Bye.
You can go now....
Errr....
So long?
Ari verdachi?
Why are you still here?
Go on....
GET LOST!
Go back to the main page already!
Do you want me to go get the guys? Oh yeah...
HELP!!!!!!
Copyright Rachel Baker '98. Thlayli Copyright Rachel Baker '98. Drakey Copyright half Rachel and half Disney. All other Copyright Disney, and used without permission. Except Mrs. Saunders. I guess she was used without permission, because she doesn't know she's in this story. I actually like Mrs. Saunders, so don't pay her out, got it?
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