"So you see cadets, that's how I solved the case without your couch detective help to find balls and the woman who stole them."
"Good bye folks. I'm leaving now...with my balls!"
"Just one more thing..."
"Damn I'm good!"
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of Lieutenant Columbo at your leisure to:
Detective Found My Balls (aka: detfmb)
detfmb@juno.com
There have been searchers for balls.