TOW Monica's game

By Iceguy

----------------Hi for the 4th time, well, If you haven't figured that out already this is my 4th fanfic and it is a continuation of 'TOW all the doctor appointments', but I'm not sure if it's any good, so if you hate it please e-mail me and tell me your honest opinion, but no death threats please!!

But if you like it then feel free to e-mail me and tell me to get my act together and write faster cause you're dying to know what happens next cause you just love me and my fanfics so much that you would do anything to …ehemm…sorry, got a bit carried away there…

Ok, a little from the last fanfic, Janice came to Chandler and asked if he wanted to marry

her and he said yes, but then all his friends said they didn't want to be see him any

more because they all hate Janice. Monica on the other hand was heartbroken and

went to Richard in hope for some comfort and slept with him and now she is pregnant

with Richard's baby.

Joey and Phoebe saved the universe from a total destruction using a new device

Phoebe invented and she calls the Inmunitator and she won a Nobel price for it and

now she is the greatest inventor in the universe aside from the guy who invented the

snow machine. Joey on the other hand bought a big land for his 'saving-lives' academy,

and is now training more and more people to be great superheroes and always help

those who need it.

As for Rachel, she got sick and tired of looking for cute doctors, so she went to a

psychiatrist to try to get the root of that problem but that didn't work, because that

was a very cute psychiatrist, and now, Rachel is in a very serious relationship with

him, and the are getting married really soon. Ross on the other hand suddenly

discovered he was gay and he tried to hide from the others but it didn't go too well,

cause now his boss is suing him for sexual harassment.

NOW IF YOU BELIEVED ANY OF THOSE THINGS I JUST SAID, YOU CLEARLY HAVE

NOT READ MY LAST FIC, SO GO READ IT NOW!!!

Oh, and I don't own these characters (And I don't think I ever will) and I don't

make any profit of this.( Why do I always have to come up with some funny

lines here? )

---Room 413, Chandler and Monica are there talking---

C(handler): Oh, by the way I'm thirsty, could you get me something to drink?

M(onica): Yeah sure. (Leaves)

C: (Calls after her) Hey where's my…

M: ( Comes back in ) Almost forgot this ( Gives him a big kiss, then leaves again )

C: ( Out of breath ) Wow!

A little pause, then a woman comes in, we only see the back of her head at first.

WOMAN: OH MY GOD!!! ( I'm guessing you know who she is by now )

C: Oh, no, no, no, no…( Shouts ) Monica!! HELP!!

For those who didn't guess who this woman is, now we see her face, yep it's JANICE!!!

JAN(ice): Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, what happened to my little Bing-a-ling??

C: No…nothing happened, I'm just here on vacation from the work in Yemen, I just couldn't get a room at a hotel so I faked a broken leg, and I am just resting here, so you're not needed, so please go away and never come back again!!

JAN: Oh, ( Does her cute little laugh ) ( Ok it's not very cute, I'm just kidding with ya!! ) Chandler, you are so funny, but I can't stay long, I have some plans but I just had to see if you were alright.

---Hospital hallway outside of room 413: A man is standing there ( We don't see his face ) when Monica comes back with a cop of coffee for Chandler, she sees him and drops the coffee---

M: Oh my god what are you doing here?

The camera moves so now we can see his face and it's RICHARD ( GASP!! )

RIC(hard) Well, nothing really, I'm here with my girlfriend, she's visiting someone who was in an accident, but what are you doing here?

M: Well, I'm here with my boyfriend, he was in an accident, ( Trying to act calm ) so, you have a girlfriend now?

RIC: Yes, that's right, and she's really fun to be with, and she makes me laugh, and I make her laugh, and I think I'm in love with her.

M: Wow that's great. My boyfriend definitely makes me laugh.

---Room 413: Chandler and Janice are still talking---

C: Oh, you have plans?

JAN: Yes, I'm with my boyfriend and we were on our way out when Ross called me and told me you were in accident but we really have to get moving, so see you later sweetie.

C: Wait a minute, so you're not…in love with me any more?

JAN: Well, I'm sorry, but I just got tired of waiting and I just met this gorgeous guy, and he is so funny and sweet and I love him.

C: ( Relived ) Ok that's great, so now you know I'm ok, so you can go now, goodbye!

JAN: Alright, but first I'm gonna give you one little kiss on the cheek ( gives him a kiss on the cheek ) and then I'm gonna give you these flowers ( gives him flowers ) and now I'm gone, goodbye

C: Goodbye.

JAN: Goodbye. ( leaves )

C: ( Happily ) YES!!

---Outside room 413: Monica and Richard are talking---

RIC: And have you ever thought about how beautiful someone's laughter is when you love them.

M: Well, no actually cause I always enjoy when people laugh…

Janice comes out of room 413, sees Monica, and Monica is shocked.

M: …well maybe with one exception!!

JAN: Oh, hey Monica, what are you doing here?

M: ( Angry ) Well, I think I should ask you the same thing!

RIC: Now, calm down ladies, let's not fight, but we have to go now ( Gives Janice a kiss ( Yes that's right, JANICE ))

Shall we? ( Offers her his arm ).

JAN: Oh we shall ( Does her laugh again, and then they leave ).

M: OH MY GOD!!

OPENING CREDITS.

---Room 413: Monica comes in with some coffee ( She must have gotten another cup ) and Chandler is, well yeah, he's in bed---

C: Oh, no, no, it's over, it's over…( Sees that it's Monica ) ehemm, my thirst is finally over.

M: Is something wrong?

C: ( Nervous ) No, no, nothing is wrong, no one came while you were out there getting coffee and nothing happened and these flowers ( points to the flowers that Janice brought ) were not a gift from a woman.

M: ( Confused ) WHAT??

C: What?

M: Chandler, did something happen while I was getting your coffee?

C: What gave you that idea? I just told you nothing happened!!

M: Alright, relax, by the way did you know that Janice…

C: ( Interrupts ) ( Really fast ) Ok, ok, ok, OK!! I can't lie to you!! While you were getting coffee Janice came and gave me those flowers and gave me a kiss, but it was only on the cheek and then she left I swear, please don't dump me!!

M: Oh, Chandler you…( realizes that Chandler doesn't know about Richard being Janice's new boyfriend and decides to toy a little ) ( fakes angry ) you kissed her didn't you? You are just with me for the sex, but you really love Janice don't you??

C: ( Shocked ) WHAT?? What makes you think that, you've known me for nearly 10 years now Monica, and you of all people should know that I'm not that kind of guy!! Remember Aurora? I broke up with her because she was the kind of GIRL who just wanted sex!!

M: Alright, calm down Chandler, I believe you. ( Sits down on the chair next to the bed and hands him the coffee ) So you really love me?

C: Of course I do! What's with women and that question?

( Small pause while he takes a sip ) Do you really love ME?

M: ( Laughs ) Yes, and now you're the one with that question.

C: It's pathetic isn't it?

---Some fine restaurant: Phoebe and the both Smiths are there on their date, well, actually Phoebe is just on date with Dr. Smith, his brother is just there cause he was bored---

DR.S(mith): And then I found that out that sometimes when a patient dies from a heart attack, there is a little hole in the heart that indicates that this heart attack was caused from a broken heart which was caused when someone the person loves is in a serious accident or dies, even sometimes because of that someone breaks up with them.

P(hoebe): Wow, really?

DR.S: Absolutely.

( Author's note: Ok, I know this is a complete bullshit but just do what we always do…pretend!! )

P: You know you are probably the smartest doctor I have ever dated.

DR.S: Wow, really?

P: Absolutely, actually I have just dated one other doctor and he only talked about what the world would be like if this Einstein had never found some stuff out about…some stuff.

STE(ve): You know I found something out too!!

P: Oh, what?

STE: That…when people leave empty coca cola cans somewhere, you can pick it up and sell for a nickel.

P: That's so great, then they go in the recycle plant and won't do anymore damage to the world!!

STE: Actually I was thinking that if you collect 70 of those you can make 3,50 bucks and buy a hamburger and a coke at McDonalds.

---Now I have to really be turning this stuff around a bit, we have to imagine that Chandler is allowed to go early home from the hospital and next scene takes place around 3-4 days later, of course Chandler is wearing this cast on his leg and has two…you know sticks or whatever to support himself when he walks, you know the kind you get when you have a broken leg.---

---Central Park: Phoebe is telling Rachel about her date with Dr. Smith---

P: And then we went home to him and he showed me his human organs collection.

RA(chel): Ewwww, that's gross, you mean he has tons of human organs in some jars by his bed?

P: Yeah, on his nightstand, but they're not real human organs, they're just models. And they're not in jars.

RA: Oh, ok.

P: Oh, and you're not gonna believe this but he has a twin.

RA: He has a twin model on his nightstand too?

P: No, an actual life twin!!

RA: Oh my god…you mean I was looking for cute doctors all that night when you had a date with two?

P: Well, actually, his twin is not a doctor, he's unemployed.

RA: ( Disappointed ) Oh, ok.

P: But hey, I was gonna ask you, can you come tonight and be the twin's date so he won't be bugging us all night.

RA: You're going out tonight?

P: Yeah, and he's taking his twin with him, so…

RA: Well, what if I say no?

P: Why do you want to say no? He's cute, and he could be a doctor, but only a doctor who doesn't work.

RA: ( We hear Rachel's voice as she thinks ) Hmm, if I would go on a date with him, then maybe I can try to convince them to switch places so I get the doctor and Phoebe gets stuck with that unemployed guy. ( Outloud to Phoebe ) You know what, I'll do it! ( Phoebe doesn't answer ) Phoebe? ( She still doesn't answer ) Phoebe? PHOEBE??

P: WHAT? I was taking my time.

RA: Taking your time to do what?

P: Well you certainly took your time to think something over before you said you would do it, so I figured I was allowed to take my time.

Ross and Joey enter

RO(ss): Hey

RA: Hi

J(oey): Hey

P: Hi, what's up?

J: Remember the date I told you about Phoebs?

P: Yeah?

J: Well, when I told her I liked her, she ran out, and I don't have a date tonight, it's Saturday night and Joey Tribbiani doesn't have a date. ( Shouts so everyone in CP can hear ) I don't have a date tonight!!

RO: Who are you yelling at?

J: No one, I was just hoping that some hot girl would hear it and come running and ask me out.

RO: Joey, I told you before we got here that I could get you a date…

J: No, no, no, Joey Tribbiani does not need help to get girls. Besides that girl sounds like she's so dull, I mean she's a paleontologist like you!!

RO: What's that supposed to mean?

J: Well, you're a paleontologist and you're no fun, so why should she be any fun?

RA: You know Joey, I never knew that you cared if they're were fun or dull, as long as they were good in bed.

J: ( Excited ) You think she's good in bed?

RO: Well…

J: Alright, fix me up with her!!

---Chandler's and Joey's apartment: Chandler is laying in one of the Lazy boys and watching baywatch, Monica is in the other---

C: Hey, you know what I was thinking?

M: You're gonna meet Janice?

C: Will you please stop this Janice non-sense, ok? I was thinking we should maybe order pizza.

M: You know, you have too much free time, you have too do something else than just sit here all day watching Baywatch and eating pizzas!!

C: Like what? Go out and run? That's kind of hard since I have a broken leg!!

M: Well, we can do what we do almost every day?

C: Ok, ( stands up) but you have to be on top!

M: What??

C: Well there are only three things I can do while I'm like this…sit and watch Baywatch, eat pizza, or…you know…but you have to be on top.

M: I AM always on top.

C: Well, no, remember London? The three latest times?

M: Oh, right, that's just because I was tied up at the moment. Alright, but…( Decides to play a little ) how did you do it with Janice?

C: ( Freezes ) Wha…what?

M: You heard me!

C: Uhm, can I just ask you one question, why do you keep going on and on about Janice? I mean after last night, you asked me if you made better breakfast in bed than her.

M: Well what am I supposed to think when you ask me to get coffee and then I come back and Janice comes out of the room?

C: That maybe that she is in a special religious group that believes the world is coming to an end and they have to say goodbye to everyone before they leave?

M: Ok, Chandler, I have had enough of this ( goes into his bedroom, after a while she comes back out ) You coming or what?

C: Oh, of course…but take it easy because I kinda have doctor's advise to…take it easy.

---Museum ( You know…Ross's work ): Ross is there introducing Joey to the 'date', Imagine…maybe Sandra Bullock playing her---

RO: Joey this is Courtney, Courtney this is Joey.

J: Hi, nice to meet you.

CO(urtney): Hi, nice to meet you too, Ross has been telling me so many things about you.

J: Nice things?

CO: Well…yeah.

J: So, maybe you wanna go out tonight?

CO: Sure, I'll be working here today until around 7 so could you just pick me up?

J: Sure, no problem.

CO: Alright, great, I'll meet you then.

J: Oh, count on it.

CO: You know what, if you're not too busy I can show you around in the museum.

J: Yeah sure I love museums.

CO: Ok great let's go.

---Monica and Rachel's apartment: Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about the Smiths---

RA: So, does he look exactly like Dr. Smith.

P: No, it's more of that Dr. Smith looks exactly like Steve, oh by the way can we call Dr. Smith Brian from now on?

RA: Why?

P: Cause that's his name.

RA: Oh, ok, so you think Dr. Brian is better in bed than Steve?

P: I don't know, they kinda look the same, so I'm thinking they both have similar…sizes.

RA: So, you're saying that they're both the same?

P: Well, I guess.

Chandler and Monica come in

RA: Oh hey guys, you wanna come with us on a triple date tonight?

M: Well, maybe.

P: It will be so great, I mean I'll be with my doctor, Rachel with her maybe doctor, and you with …Chandler.

C: ( Sarcastic ) You know what Phoebs? That didn't hurt a bit.

P: Oh good.

M: Well I don't know, we kinda had plans tonight.

RA: Oh, please, please, please come with us, I've never gone on a triple date.

M: Well alright, we'll just have to cancel cast drawing tonight.

---Central Perk: Ross and Joey are there talking---

RO: I cannot believe they didn't break up! I called Janice, JANICE!!

Joey who was in the middle of sipping coffee spits it all out again.

J: Will you please not say that name ever again while I'm around?

RO: Oh, sorry, but I did call her!!

J: Why did you call her?

RO: Because I was trying to break up Chandler and Monica.

J: Why did you wanna do that?

RO: Because they are…together, and everything that is together you have to break apart!!

J: ( Unbelieving ) Really?

RO: Yeah sure, like…when you have sex, then there's a man and a woman TOGETHER, now if they don't want to stay in that position forever they are gonna eventually break apart so they can do other stuff.

J: ( In that Joey-sexy voice ) What kind of stuff?

RO: Ok, that's probably not the best example to use for you, ok, then…

J: You know Ross, I don't see it that way, I see it like when you're making a sandwich, you take a lot of stuff that you like and put it TOGETHER, and sometimes you have things that you love or love each other, like meatballs and marinera sauce, then you get the world's best sandwich, or in Chandler and Monica's example, the world's best couple.

RO: No…( thinks about what Joey just said )

J: ( After a while ) Yeah, you think about it!! You see Joey Tribbiani is way smarter than he acts, but now I have to go and get ready for that date with that hot paleontologist who's good in bed, seeya!! ( leaves )

---Museum: Joey is arriving to pick up Courtney in Phoebe's van, he walks in the museum and finds her replacing some stuff, he's wearing some fine suit and she's wearing some dirty work clothes---

J: Hey there.

CO: Oh hey, there you are, wow you look nice.

J: …Well, you too.

CO: Oh, Joey, this is my work outfit.

J: Oh …I knew that.

CO: I just have to finish this one and then I'll get ready.

J: Great.

CO: Feel free to look around.

J: Ok, thanks.

While she is finishing replacing those items, Joey starts walking around, and goes in a different room where all the big dinosaurs are, then he sees a small one ( You know about 2-3 feet high ) and pats it on the head a little.

J: Hey, how are you doing my friend?

Then suddenly the head comes off, and Joey gets that panicky look, and tries to fix it, but then the whole dinosaur falls down. Joey then tries to let it stand again but it doesn't work, so he takes it all apart and hides all the parts in the fake grass under it, but he doesn't find a place for the head.

CO: ( Calls from the other room ) Ok, Joey I'm almost ready!!

Joey startles and throws the head somewhere behind him and it hits the leg of a T-Rex ( You know the big nasty one like in 'Jurassic Park' ) causing the whole thing to collapse and makes a little noise. Joey looks behind him and is shocked.

J: ( Calls back to Courtney ) Ok, uh, you just take your time. ( He looks in the other room and Courtney isn't there, so he hurries out of the big room and closes the door )

CO: ( Comes out of the dressing room dressed in a nice dress ) What was that noise?

J: ( Thinks fast ) Uh, I was peeing.

CO: What?

J: And then I flushed…there's something wrong with the pipes.

CO: Ok …so shouldn't we get moving ( Walks to the door that Joey had just closed )

J: ( Runs and blocks the door ) Uh…isn't there some other way out of here?

CO: Well, yeah, the backdoor is over there ( Points at a door on the other side of the room ) but…

J: So, let's go out there!!

CO: Why?

J: Because I parked there.

CO: ( Confused ) Ok…

---Outside the museum: Joey and Courtney come out, but the car is nowhere around, because it's parked in front---

CO: Where's your car?

J: Oh, it must have been stolen, oh well, shouldn't we get moving?

CO: Ok, you wanna use the phone inside?

J: Oh, no, no, no, we're not going inside.

CO: But you said your car was stolen!

J: Yeah, well, let's not let that spoil our evening.

CO: Well, alright, if you insist.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

---M & R's apartment: Chandler and Monica are there talking, Monica is on the couch and Chandler is on the chair---

C: No, she just gave me a kiss on the cheek and gave me some flowers, that's it, will you let it go?

M: ( Still playing that 'game' ) But what about the fact that she didn't come until I was gone, you must have planning this the whole day!!

C: Oh my god Monica, why are you asking about Janice, I don't care about Janice, what I care about is you, and only you…and me, a little.

M: Yeah, yeah…

C: You see Monica, I think we should drop the Janice talk completely!!

M: Why? So you can see her again?

C: No, so we can relax, and then we can go on that triple date tonight.

M: Oh, right the triple date is tonight, I better go and get ready. ( Gets up and goes in her bedroom )

C: You look fine the way you look now.

M: No I don't, I'm wearing jeans and a T-shirt.

C: I think that's fine, but ok, I'll go and get ready too, see you later.

M: Yeah, and hopefully not Janice!!

C: Oh, please… ( Leaves )

---Restaurant: Phoebe and Rachel are there on their dates with the Smiths when Chandler and Monica come in and sit with them, ( By the way, Dr. Smith will from now on be called Brian ) Brian is wearing a white suit and Steve is wearing a black suit---

BR(ian): So then I thought, maybe, just maybe I could separate the Siamese Twins by cutting down the spine so they both would get half a spine.

RA: Wow, that's very interesting.

BR: I know…but hey, there comes our last couple, hey there, we already met haven't we?

C: Yes we have, I think, you're the doctor right?

BR: Yes that's right, so how are you?

C: Well fine actually, you know Monica right?

M: Hi.

STE(ve): So did everybody see how many broken bottles are in Central Park?

BR: ( Whispers angry to Steve ) Steve, try to talk about something more interesting.

STE: So, Monica, you look nice.

M: Oh, thanks.

BR: ( Whispers again to Steve ) Now that's another man's girlfriend, ok, so say something else…and don't stare so hard at her breasts!!

STE: Sorry…

RA: So, Brian, tell me more about your doctor career.

BR: Well, once I removed a cancer from a woman's breast.

RA: Yeah, that's interesting…

BR: ( Whispers to Steve ) You see, that's an interesting stuff I'm talking about, unlike you.

C: So, have we ordered yet?

BR: No we were waiting for you two.

M: Ok, then, let's order, Waiter!! ( Snaps her fingers and a waiter comes over )

C: Wow, you're pretty good at that.

M: Yeah, well…better than Janice hopefully!!

---Some other Restaurant: Joey and Courtney are there eating---

CO: And then they found the Stegosaurus in France two years ago and I was in charge of the whole thing, and there I met this gorgeous guy, but he only talked French and I don't talk so much French, so it was kinda hard, but we had the most amazing two weeks together, but then I left to Australia and was helping some group of people digging up a T-Rex, and we found a skeleton of a Triceratops…

J: Uh, Courtney, can we talk about something else, cause I want to stay awake when we go home tonight.

CO: Why? What happens then?

J: …I don't know.

CO: Ok, so when I got back I was immediately put on another dig somewhere in Argentina, and there…

J: ( Thinking ) Now, you can get through this, this is very boring but like Rachel said, she's good in bed, and I am not letting her get away, but just don't say the wrong thing…

CO: …but of course that didn't work, but then I thought if I would get some of the mine workers to help us, we could easily get it up…

J: ( Thinking ) Oh my god, I can't take this anymore, there must be a woman somewhere in this city who's just as good as her in bed…wait a minute…how did Rachel know that she was good in bed…did she… ( Gets one of those Joey smiles ) I bet she did, I mean how else would she know…

CO: Wow, I'm really glad that you enjoy my stories that much, so what would you have done?

J: ( Snaps out of his thoughts ) Oh, what?

CO: What would you have done?

J: …Uh, I guess I would have done the same thing you did.

CO: But it didn't work.

J: Well…that's not my fault.

---Central Perk: Ross is there reading a newspaper when Richard and Janice come in---

JAN(ice): Oh god, I just love to sing.

RIC(chard): I know honey, and you have such a beautiful voice.

JAN: Oh, you're jealous aren't you?

RIC: You bet I am!

Janice laughs and then Ross notices them and is, well surprised

RO: Hi.

JAN: ( Notices Ross ) Oh hi Ross, hey I never thanked you for calling me about Chandler

RO: So, what are you doing together?

RIC: Well, we were just on a musical, and we thought that we should get a cop of coffee before going home.

RO: No, I mean are you…together?

JAN: Yup, together and in love.

RO: No wonder they didn't break up!!

RIC: Who?

RO: Chandler and Monica, I called Janice to let her try to break them up, but it didn't work, now I see why…

JAN: Oh, I'm sorry Ross, but I'm totally over Chandler.

RIC: You mean that Monica is with Chandler now?

RO: Yes, and they are so great together, too great.

RIC: So why were you trying to break them up?

RO: Well…I don't really remember.

---Restaurant: Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Brian, and Steve ( You sure you can remember all of that? ) are there still on their date, they are done eating.---

STE: …So when I got there they had sold out of newspapers, I mean what is the world coming to?

RA: So, Brian, you think I should get a haircut?

BR: Well, I don't know, do you feel that you need a haircut?

RA: Oh no, I was just wondering if YOU thought I needed it, so how do you think I would look if I put some highlights in my hair?

BR: Excuse me, why don't you ask Steve?

STE: …and then I found a quarter in a oil poll, so that day I managed to get hold off 3 dollars and 25 cents, but I needed some coke cans to be able to actually buy the hamburger at McDonalds.

C: ( To Monica ) Why don't we just leave now before he starts to talk about how long his fingernails grow every day?

M: Yeah, let's go now.

C: ( Stands up ) Ok, guys, we gotta go and do something now, but it was really nice meeting you both.

P: No, wait, Steve is just telling so much interesting stuff, you have to wait.

M: Well, I wish we could but we absolutely have to do something else.

P: Oh ok, seeya.

RA: Bye.

C: Goodbye.

BR: Nice meeting you.

STE: So, don't you wanna hear about how long my fingernails grow everyday? I measured it myself!!

C: Sorry, maybe some other time. ( He and Monica leave )

STE: You think they found me boring?

P: No, they just had other plans I think, so tell me about your nails.

RA: So Brian, were you ever on TV?

---Some other Restaurant: Courtney is still talking about her fascinating work to Joey---

CO: …but I told Dr. Lee, that it was useless to even think that it would work to save the bones, so we just watched those dogs chew on them and couldn't do anything about it…but anyway… ( her peeper goes off )…oops, sorry, Joey but I have to take this call, it's the museum.

She goes to a payphone near by and dials, meanwhile Joey starts thinking

J: ( Thinking, like I said ) Ok, I have to get out of here, she is driving me insane!! Ok, I better think of something fast…

CO: ( Comes back ) Hey, Joey we have to call it quits tonight, there was a…break in or something in the museum, and a T-Rex collapsed, so I have to fix that for the show tomorrow, also they found a van parked outside of the museum and the police took it, so maybe they'll find some evidence in there.

J: ( Acting disappointed ) Oh no, you mean it's over?

CO: Well, our date tonight is, but would you like to do something tomorrow night?

J: ( Fast ) No, I can't I'm…uh, watching TV tomorrow!!

CO: Well, ok, bye Joey. ( Leaves )

J: ( To himself ) Phew, that was close, but what about Phoebe's van?

---Central Park: Janice and Richard are still there talking to Ross---

JAN: …so then he asked me out and we've been together since that.

RO: Well, what a fun story, you know now that I think about it, you are so great for each other, I think you should get married!!!

RIC: Well, I don't know about that, we'll just wait and see.

JAN: Yeah, it's way too soon to get married now. ( laughs )

---Outside Central Perk: Chandler and Monica are there walking---

C: You know I was thinking about going in here for a while to get some coffee before we go to bed.

M: Ok. ( They go in )

---Central Perk: Chandler and Monica come in and see Janice and Richard---

M: ( Nervously ) Maybe we should just get back outside and get some coffee home, and it's shorter to bed after we finished our coffee, and before they see us.

C: Yeah, you're right.

Janice stands up to get more coffee and sees C&M

JAN: Oh my god, I never thought we'd be seeing you two here.

C: ( Nervous ) Yeah, well, we were just gonna get some coffee, but then we thought why do we have to come in here to get coffee, so we were just gonna go home to get coffee, so Mon, let's go home and get some coffee.

RIC: ( Turns around in the sofa ) Hey, honey, could you get me some coffee too? ( Sees C&M ) Hey, how are you two?

M: ( Still nervous ) Well, fine, but we were just on our way out, so goodbye, nice to see you again and…goodbye.

( Starts to leave but Chandler grabs her arm )

C: AGAIN???

M: No, I meant, you know again as in after 2 years.

C: So, you met Richard, you met Richard, and then you get all upset when I met Janice??

JAN: Oh, yeah, you were talking to him when I came out the hospital room the other day.

M: ( Uneasy ) Uh…no I wasn't!!

RIC: Yeah we told about us two ( Kisses Janice on the cheek )

C: So, you're together, as in…TOGETHER??

JAN: Yup, isn't it great?

C: ( Looks at Monica ) Yeah that's great, really great!! ( To Monica ) Hey Mon, can I talk to you upstairs for a minute?

M: I guess ( C&M leave )

---Restaurant: Rachel and Phoebe are still on their date with the Smiths---

RA: So Brian, how many lives have you saved?

BR: Well, I haven't counted but it's somewhere over 200.

RA: Oh my god, that's so cool, have you saved anyone famous?

BR: Well, I saved…uhm, Sylvester Stallone once!!

RA: OH MY GOD!! Really?

BR: ( Laughing ) No, but you should see your face!!

RA: ( Laughing ) You bastard!!

P: Uhm, Brian, Steve, could I talk to you both for a sec?

BR; STE: Yeah sure / why not?

They all go a little from Rachel so she can't hear.

---Restaurant: A little from Rachel---

P: Ok, here's the thing; Rachel is crazy about doctors, so I think she is coming a little on to you Brian.

BR: Hey I'm not going to leave you for her, you are so much more fun, she only talks about how many people I have saved and stuff…

P: Ok, I have a plan that would make her talk to you more Steve, so would you do it?

STE: I don't know…

P: She would probably want to come home with you tonight!!

STE: OK!!

Phoebe whispers something to them, we can't hear anything…

---Restaurant - The Men's Bathroom: Steve and Brian come in---

STE: Are you sure this will work?

BR: Absolutely!! Phoebe is very smart, and she knows Rachel, ok, no one here, ok let's be quick!!

They start to take their clothes off ( only the suits ) and trade, so Brian looks like Steve looked before, and vice versa.

BR: But remember, you have to talk like me, ok, so try to talk about some doctor stuff, ok?

STE: Ok.

---Restaurant: Rachel and Phoebe are at the table waiting for Brian and Steve---

RA: What were you talking to them about?

P: Oh, I was just telling them that they both smelled, so I told them to go to the bathroom and ash themselves a little.

RA: I didn't smell anything.

P: You didn't?

RA: No.

Brian and Steve come back, and remember, Brian looks like Steve did before so when I say that Brian is talking, Rachel thinks it's Steve and when Steve is talking Rachel thinks it's Brian, but Phoebe knows about that trade.

RA: Ah, so you're both back, so Brian, if you could choose what person you would want to do a surgery on, who would that be?

STE: Well, I would like to do some sort of breast surgery on you.

RA: ( Embarrassed ) Uh, I don't think I have anything wrong with my breasts…

STE: Well, I sure hope not…

RA: What??

BR: Uh, Brian, can I talk to you for a sec?

STE: Sure…

----Restaurant - away from Rachel: Steve and Brian start talking---

BR: Ok, try to talk more professionally, ok you don't talk about women about their breasts, that's like if she would suddenly talk about your penis!!

STE: I don't have a problem with that.

BR: I know, but you are now playing me! Ok? So don't talk to her about her breasts, and certainly don't say to her that she needs to do some surgery on them.

STE: But it's so hard, they're right there…and she is showing a bit of them!!

BR: It doesn't matter, you don't look at them while you are me.

STE: Ok, ok, I'll try to say something else.

---Restaurant: Phoebe and Rachel are sitting at the table when Brian and Steve come back---

BR: Ok, We're back.

RA: Yeah, I can see that, so, maybe we should get going, it's getting late, so, Brian can I talk to you for a sec?

STE: Sure.

---Restaurant - same place that was 'away from Rachel' earlier: Rachel and Steve are talking---

RA: So, can I come home with you tonight?

STE: Yeah sure baby…let's just ditch those two.

RA: ( Smiling ) Ok, let's go.

---Restaurant: Phoebe and Brian are sitting at the table when Rachel and Steve come back---

RA: Ok, guys we are going to go now, so bye.

P: ( Faking angry ) WHAT?? Rachel?? What are you doing? That's my boyfriend!!

RA: Yeah that's right, and I'm taking him, you have a problem with that?

P: Yeah I have a problem with that, you should stick to your own date!!

RA: Well sorry Phoebs, but he wanted me to come home with him.

P: ( Not angry ) Ok, then go.

RA: HA!! Bye, Phoebs, bye Steve!!

BR: Goodbye.

STE: Seeya bro. ( Rachel and Steve leave )

P: WOW!! She totally fell for it.

BR: Yeah, that was amazing.

P: So, should we get going?

BR: Yeah, I guess so. ( To the waiter ) Check please.

---Monica &Rachel's apartment: Chandler and Monica come in, Chandler is a bit angry---

C: So, you knew about them dating, but still you were crazy about me meeting Janice.

M: Ok, Chandler it was just a game, or something like that, I mean you should have seen your face when I said it the first time!!

C: Oh, and that's funny? So you think it's funny to make fun of this.

M: Ok, it started just like a small joke ok? But then it was so funny when you started to react like you did, and it went just a little to far, but ok, I'm so sorry ok?

C: ( Thinks for a while ) You know what Monica, when we got together I thought I was dreaming, you know I've always liked you, but I just didn't know how to tell you, but then when I finally tell you loved you, you go and make fun of it!! So if you think it's funny to make fun of my love to you, then maybe we shouldn't be together!! ( GASP!!! - I know!!! )

M: ( Tearing up ) What??

C: You heard me!! So consider this a break up, ok? We are officially broken up!!

M: ( Tries to laugh ) Ok, you're kidding right? ( Walks up to him ) That was really funny so, maybe you wanna do something…

C: ( Pushes her away ) No I'm not kidding, and I don't wanna see you again in a while, so don't come over, and don't try to call me or anything, goodbye Monica!! ( leaves Monica crying )

Monica goes to the couch and lays down on it, in a while Ross comes in.

RO: Monica? Chandler?

M: It's just me…

RO: Oh, where's Chandler?

M: He's probably across the hall, he can't go far, he's got a broken leg, but that's nothing compared to a broken heart…

RO: What? ( Goes to her, and sees that she's been crying ) Oh my god, Monica what happened?

M: Well, you just achieved your goal right? Breaking us up!!

RO: Did Chandler break up with you?

M: ( Cries more ) Yes…and now, I am just gonna lay here forever…

RO: Look, I was going to tell you guys that I should never had tried to break you two up, I didn't see how much in love you were until Joey pointed out something about sandwiches…anyway, but I'm sorry I called Janice…

M: ( Angry ) You…you called Janice?? YOU called Janice? Well you must be rally happy now huh? YOU'VE JUST RUINED MY LIFE!!! ( Goes in her bedroom and slams the door )

RO: What, he's only Chan…

M: ( Shouts from the bedroom ) NO HE'S NOT!!!

TO BE CONTINUED…

Ok, I'm guessing you hate me very much right now, but I promise you I will fix it…in the next part!! I PROMISE!!!

ENDING CREDITS

---Central Park: Janice and Richard are still there when Joey comes in and goes to the counter to get some coffee---

J: Hey Gunther, give me one coffee to go please.

GUN: Sure.

J: ( Tuns around and sees Richard and Janice )Oh …uh …Hi, Janice and uh …Richard.

JAN: Oh, hey Joey, how are you?

J: Well I was just at a date with the most boring woman I've ever met in my life.

RIC: Ah, so I'm guessing you're not going out again.

J: Well, I don't think so, I mean she's good in bed, but she's just so boring.

RIC: Oh, so you've slept with her?

J: Well no, but Rachel has

GUN: What??

J: Rachel slept with this woman.

GUN: ( Hands him the coffee ) So, you're saying Rachel is a lesbian?

J: Well, I'm not sure…but that would be cool!! ( leaves )

Hope you like it…well I have the feeling you don't like it because of C&M but anyway…you know what I mean right?