24hours.wav Crow complains about 24-hour technical service.
alarm.wav Sound the alarm!
allright.wav Tom: "All right, don't move, I don't think you want to be doing that."
beloved.wav Crow: "I hate when a movie kills off a beloved character. This is great though."
bigslab.wav Crow: "You big slab of man, you!"
biteme.wav Crow: "Bite me."
bitter.wav Crow: "You do it, I'm bitter."
bond.wav Agent for H.A.R.M. just isn't a James Bond movie.
booze.wav Joel and the bots celebrate booze!
brawl.wav Any fight scene can be turned into a Star Trek brawl.
bubblegum.wav Crow: "I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass."
button.wav Dr. F: "Push the button, Frank."
cleanandtidy.wav Crow: "Haha! The fun never stops when you're clean and tidy!"
commercialsign.wav Reprise of theme before commercial
cornshucking.wav Mike: "So long, you corn-shucking suckers!"
crowhum.wav Crow hums his little tune
decide.wav Crow: "I wanna decide who lives and who dies." Joel: "Oh, I don't know..."
deep_hurting.wav Frank: "Deeeeeep hurting!"
doors.wav Door sounds before entering the theater
edge.wav Crow: "I am on the edge of my seat! I should probably scoot back..."
evillaugh.wav Mike's evil laugh (from Last of the Wild Horses)
freaks.wav Crow: "And here come the freaks now!"
girlhere.wav Mike: "There are girls here! Actual girls!"
goldsgym.wav Crow: "Wow, smells like Gold's Gym in here!"
gypsy.wav Gypsy: "I don't get you."
happening.wav Mike: "Please tell me this isn't happening."
hellfire.wav "I'm the god of hellfire!" All: "Hi, god of hellfire!"
hexfield.wav Servo: "Heads up guys, we've got something coming in on the hexfield!"
heywait.wav Mike: "Hey, wait a minute!"
hot_chocolate.wav from MST3K: TM
Iam.wav Dr. F: "Push the button, Frank." Frank: "I am the button."
ibm.wav Mike: "Another frustrated IBM PC user."
icydeath.wav Crow's monster reads Frost.
infohwy1.wav Crow: "Crow at bite me dot com"
infohwy2.wav Crow: "Let me on the information superhighway, you stupid little..."
infohwy3.wav Crow: "Oh, sweet information superhighway..."
itconquered.wav"Death...fire...loss..." Crow: "Boredom."
jumpsuit.wav Dr. F: "Say, Mike, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" (Mike whimpers)
maddog.wav Crow: "Aaaaa! Mad dog! Mad dog!"
matches.wav Mike: "You people bring matches for Mikey?" Servo: "Shut up, Mikey! Shut up!"
mikeshow.wav Mike gives his opinion of his situation. Crow agrees.
mitchell.wav All: "MITCHELL!"
mntheme.wav Master Ninja theme song (Joel and the Bots)
mock.wav Servo: "Don't mock me-- you're playing with fire!"
moviesign.wav MOVIE SIGN!!
normal_view.wavThe "normal view" riff from MST3K:TM
packers.wav All: "Packers won the Super Bowl! Woo! Packers!"
pinkboy.wav "Deal with it, Pinkboy!"
perky.wav Crow: "She's so perky! Kill her."
poopy.wav The Poopysuit Song (from The Starfighters)
refueling.wav Refueling (from The Starfighters)
remind.wav Servo: "Can I just remind you to bite me?"
sandwiches.wav Gypsy: "Sandwiches, anyone?"
schick.wav Part of the "Schick Out of Shape" song (Incredibly Strange Creatures)
sleep.wav Servo: "And now...SLEEEEEEP!!"
soberup.wav Servo: "I'm beginning to sober up, and you're scaring me!"
sodium.wav The Sodium Song (from Horror of Party Beach)
sogay.wav Observer: "Nepenthe! Nepenthe!" Pearl: "You are so gay."
sting.wav Crow: "Now you might feel a little sting." (scream) "Ok, a big sting."
torgo.wav Short clip of the Torgo theme
torgotheme.wav (Music) Crow: "The haunting Torgo theme."
tusk.wav The "Tusk!" song medley (Special thanks to tcurryfan!)
typical.wav Crow: "Isn't this just typical of wherever this is?"
vague.wav "It is everything, and nothing." Crow: "Could you be a little more vague, please?"
younknow.wav Crow: "You know you want me, baby!"
Misc sounds from Sci-Fi
The "Coming Soon" Commercial
The Second Commercial (Channel surfing)
Sound File of the Moment
forklift.wav "He tried to kill me with a forklift!"
You might want to give these sites a try too. (Trust me...)
MST3K Sound Archive
The Sounds of MST3K
Push the button, Frank or Return to the Hexfield
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