Sympathy For Methos
by John Biltz
(to the tune of "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce myself
Why I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Took many a man's head and fate
I was round when Evil Mac
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Duncan
Washed his soul and cleared his fate
Pleased to meet you
Well I hope you guess my name
But what's been puzzling you
Is just the nature of my game
I stuck around Seacouver
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed Kristen and took her Q
Chivalry screamed in vain
I rode a horse
In the Horsemen’s ranks
When the Horsemen raged
And the bodies stank
Cause I'm pleased to meet you
And I hope you guess my name
What's been puzzling you
Is just the nature of my game
I watched with glee
While Immie warriors
Fought for fifty centuries
For the Q’s they claimed
I shouted out
"I killed Silas"
When after all, after all
It was Mac and me
Well let me please introduce myself
Why I'm a man of wealth and taste
Yes, and I laid traps for warriors
Who got killed before they reached Pompeii
And I'm pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is just the nature of my game, oh wooo
Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners, Saints.
As heads is tails, just call me Methos cause I'm in need of some
restraint.
So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste.
Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll decide your fate
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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