Mac's Life
Mac's Life
(Filk of "Mack the Knife") by Maroussia
Oh ! The man has, pretty clothes dear,
And he shows them and he's not shy
Just a Katana, has McLeod, dear
And he keeps it God knows where!
When that man shows his pectorals, dear
You see those gals start to drool
But those things are not for you, dear
It's for Tessa, he keeps them fit
On the sidewalk, one dark evening
has this Immie lost his head
Someone's sneaking 'round the corner
Could that someone be his Watcher?
From a house near, in the shadows
A man is scribbling, taking photos,
You know for sure, that man is Joe, dear,
And you know that Dunkie's back in town
Today's immie, was a bad one
thought he could spell, his name with a K,
Now MacLeod has whacked his head, though
Now he knows for sure, it won't grow back
Our friend Richie, comes to the scene babe
As usual, one second too late
Just in time to watch the damage
And now guess, who's got all the cleaning done?
A little later, meet at Joe's Club,
And it feels just like nothin' happened
Amanda enters, she catches MacLeod
And drags him in one of those killing dances
Old Methos, Darling Tessa, Oh! Here's Maurice
All are joined to hear Joe sing the Blues
"All over you" does he purr dear,
and the front seaters drool their head off
So they tell us, the show is over,
But who do they think, will believe them?
Cos' it's for life, once you're hooked, dear
You know damn well, there can be only one
Back to the dojo, on the couch asleep,
is cute persuasion, made immortal,
Don't you dare wake his Methosity
While he dreams of times when he was lethal
Oh!!! here comes Darius,
and bring Sean Burns,
and oh! Fitzcairn, and
don't you forget Connor!
Hey, the line forms, on the stage dear
Now that MacLeod is back in town
You'd better hide on Holy Ground
Because MacLeod's back in town
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