General Merchandise

Much merchandise to choose from. If you don't see it, please ask! It might be available elsewhere or as a special order!

• Xavier's Hand - yes you can now have your own disembodied hand! This lovely rubber severed hand is modeled on the hand lost by Xavier St. Cloud -- cut off by Duncan's katana. The strands of seaweed are permanently attached to the hand so they won't get lost! Add some water to it to get the total effect for company! Looks like it just crawled out of the Seine.
  
  
  
• Amanda Lock Picking Kit - Authentic replica! Genuine simulated leather case comes in many designer colors to match any outfit. DISCLAIMER -- for in home use and entertainment purposes only! Manufacturer cannot be held responsible for misuse of this item and will NOT post bail for untrained users!
  
  
  
• Duncan Dust Bunnies - these genuine dust bunnies, from under Duncan's bed, come sealed in their own airtight bags. The bags are hand numbered and come with a signed certificate of authenticity. Supplies are limited!
  
  
  
• The Official Duncan MacLeod Clip on Ponytail - made of genuine high grade nylon hair! CAUTION -- flammable! Do not expose to heated styling tools, open flames or uncontrolled quickenings!
  
  
  
• Discontinued, Odd, Irregular and Distressed Clones - our clone mistress Dawn is in the process of preparing to return to school to become a lawyer. Because of the enormous amount of time her schooling will take, she is drastically downsizing her cloning operation and has been cleaning up her lab and generally getting ready for school. But this is great news for you the clone consumer, since Dawn has generously made available to us here at the VR Con all her extra merchandise. Please feel free to browse through the clones. There are so many who knows what you may find! Many of the clones have nothing wrong with them except the "subject" matter. Just a few of the ones we have are Couch Potato Duncan, Country Music Methos and Punk Rock Joe. But look for yourself! Many to choose from. All clones sold AS IS and ALL SALES ARE FINAL.
  
  
  
• Tibetan Singing Bowls/Candy Dishes - a replica of the one used by Duncan to space out and see Little Dude and his beach ball of many colors. Use as a candy dish when not using it to meditate. Each dish comes filled to the brim with tasty Gummi Ahrimans. Refills and other Highlander Candy sold seperatly.
  
  
  
• Special Quickening Fireplace Logs - the artificial log that makes a really electrifying light show in your fireplace. Perfect as the prelude to a romantic evening.
  
  
  
• Cassandra Press on Nails - YES! Now you can look like Cassandra anytime you want (or your hands can). These lovely acrylic press on nails are reuseable and come in assorted colors and "natural". WARNING - wearing these nails may cause you to wave your hands about your head for no apparent reason.
  
  
  
• Highlander Nutella - a special line of nutella just for Highlander fans! These limited edition jars are shaped like your favorite characters from Highlander. YES! Now you too can eat nutella out of Duncan MacLeod or have Methos right there on your kitchen table for breakfast! Or how about Joe on your night stand for those midnight snacks? Or Richie in the family room for TV viewing? Warning -- the Amanda jars prefer the formal diningroom and fine silver and china.
  
  
  
• Highlander Angel Pins - let everyone else have a generic angel pinned to their shoulder or lapel, why not be the first on your block to have an Immie Angel to watch over you! Small gold figure pins available in the likeness of your favourite ex-Immie complete with wings! Dozens to choose from; Richie, Rebecca, Mikey, etc!
  
  
  
• Scale Model Wrecked Vehicles - a unique model line! There's Brian Cullen's car right after he crashes into all those innocent people, the dented and smashed parked car with Felica Martin's "body" on top of it, the Michelle Webster crash vehicle, and of course the tomato truck (not wrecked, but the fruit's a mess) with Richie a tomato-smeared mess in the back.
  
  
  
• Highlander Serving Platter - this lovely platter is a light yellow background with a border of interlocked blue swords and white skulls. Perfect for those times when you wish you could have someone's head on a platter, or for those times when you think an episode should be roasted as a turkey.
  
  
  
• Barge Nameplates - lovely hologram plaques; depending on which way you tip it, it reads either Nobile or Amadeus.
  
  
  
• Highlander Night Shirts - now you too can wear Duncan's kilt or Methos' Horseman outfit! These lovely night shirts have many of your favorite costumes from Highlander silk screened on the front of them! Now you can go to sleep ready and outfitted for your Highlander dreams!
  
  
  
• VR HL CON '98 Commemorative Drool Buckets - a must have for anyone who's ever :::thunked:::, :::thudded:::, or caught themselves in a "garf, nargle, bliff" (tm) moment. Hand crafted in Toledo, these buckets have an easy clean Teflon interior and a mirror polished steel casing. Pre-engraved with "VR HL CON '98" in Olde English style. Can be personalized for a small additional charge. A beautiful and useful accessory for any computer station or tv room.
  
  
  
• Economy Drool Buckets - just like those above, but these lovely buckets are made of high grade plastic. Just the thing for every day use. These economy drool buckets come in a package of six rainbow colors. Dishwasher top rack safe.
  
  
  
• Amanda's $5000 Dress - affordable copies of the one seen in the episode "Dramatic License". Of course ours are not $5000 but they are one size fits all. And remember, in VR, one size really DOES fit all.
  
  
  
• Fitz's Suit of Armor - a full size reproduction of the suit of armor worn by Fitz in "Unusual Suspects". Makes a great place to hold all those empties until you can get to the redemption center (perhaps Methos could use one of these?).
  
  
  
• Highlander Bellybutton Condiments - an assorted package of condiments for those relaxing times on the barge. Selection includes salt, marshmallow fluff, chocolate kisses, peanut butter and cheese spread.
  
  
  
• Concrete Footprints - here's your chance to follow in Duncan's footsteps! Or the Immortal of your choice! Genuine concrete slabs bearing the imprints of your favorite Immie's feet, hands and sword! Great for that garden path, or use as a fireplace hearth! Can be personalized for an additional charge. Specify shoe or bare feet imprints.
  
  
  
• Refrigerator Magnets - a nice three pack of lovely refrigerator magnets for your own refrigerator! Pack includes one each of a banana, a cigar and a pair of blue M&Ms side by side, seperated by a slash mark.
  
  
  
• Methos Egg Separator - this egg separator, shaped like Methos' head, is the perfect companion piece to the Duncan character mug from HTS (if anyone was crazy enough to buy it). But it is also a stand alone item! This is an actual, useable egg separator. You drop the egg in the top and the white drips out his nose!!!!! Absolutely hysterically and totally gross!!
  
  
  
• Highlander Sheet Sets - YES! Now you too can sleep next to your favorite Highlander character! These lovely sheets come with your choice of Highlander character "on the other side of the bed". Image of character is silk screened on and is machine wash and dry. Choose from Duncan, Methos, Amanda, Joe or Richie. All other Highlander characters are available by special order. Buy yours today and sleep with a Highlander Tonight!
  
  
  
• Hair Tie Racks - these lovely racks come in assorted styles and colors and are made from various materials. No two are alike! Browse through and pick out your favorite. Each rack holds 11 hair ties and each comes with a mail in card to get an expander kit, should Mac ever come to his senses and grow the hair back and new ties become available. Each person purchasing a hair tie rack MUST sign a legally binding contract to promise to display the triangle hair ties point down.
  
  
  
• Highlander Greeting Cards - browse through our many Highlander Greeting Cards -- cards for all occasions. Get your valentines for next year now and save 50%! Also available are Christmas cards -- also 50% off! Yes celebrate with Highlander Greeting cards! Sure to bring a smile (or a drool) to every one!
  
  
  
• Ahriman Book Ends - let the millennial demon hold up your books! Lovely detailed statues of Ahriman on sturdy bases to hold up even the most heavy chronicles. Not reccomended for Bibles, Korans, Talmuds or any other works of Light.
  
  
  
• Lima Bean Lamps - YES! We have some of the lovely lamps made by the Ladies of the Handbasket for sale. These were generously donated to us by The Handbasket Basket Cases, as they call themselves. These are so lovely they really should be shared! So buy one or two and help a basket case! All proceeds from the sales go to the Handbasket Fund.
  
  
  
• Mood Roses - these lovely roses change colors depending on your mood. If you are in a particularily naughty mood, they turn red. Feeling like you need to save the world single handedly today? Then they will be white. Use them to determine your significant others mood with out them even knowing! For entertainment purposes only!
  
  
  
• Darius' Rune Collection - yes, a lovely reproduction of the set used in the episode "Band of Brothers" (aka BoB). All the symbols are included so you can play 5th century scrabble. Be the first on your block to send runes, not e-mail!
  
  
  
• Renee Delaney's Big Black Umbrella -- reproductions of the one seen in "Double Jeopardy". Buy one and you too can sweep a man off his feet and right into the river. This umbrella will keep you dry and hook the man of your dreams.
  
  
  
• Duncan MacLeod Chia Head - YES! Now you can grow the ponytail back yourself. No need to wait for Mac to come to his senses! This lovely character head looks just like Duncan and comes with a permentently attached hair tie and special seed for growing long flowing tresses -- I mean grasses. Also available with out hair tie for the Native American and Glenfinnan looks.
  
  
  
• Tessa's Welding Torch - each is a working reproduction of the one used by Tessa on the show. Yes, you too can make beautiful sculptures of Duncan with this special artist's tool. Remember, it gets pretty hot! Keep out of reach of children and pets.
  
  
  
• Practice Weapons - yes now you too can practice your sword fights with non-leathal weapons! Our practice set comes complete with a plastic turkey leg and a wooden spoon. Just the thing to improve your sword arm!
  
  
  
• Immortal Brown Sweaters - just like the one worn by Methos in the episode "Comes a Horseman". Yes, snag it, rip it, punch holes in it or even stab a knife through it and a few minutes later -- NO RIPS! Don't ask us how it works! We really don't want to know anyway. It's a kind of magic!
  
  
  
• Quickening in a Can - yes a can full of quickening. Are you ready to open up a can and see what is inside? Warnings! - keep out of reach of children. Do not open can around pets, plants or wildlife. Manufacturer will NOT be held responsible for failure of owner to follow can directions on storing and opening. Also not responsible for power outages nor related mishaps resulting from said power outages that might result even when using proper opening techniques.
  
  
  
• The Stone of Scone - yes, we have styrofoam reproductions of the Stone so you can have one (or two) in your own livingroom. Take them to the office for that conversation starter! Or buy several for gifts! What could say "I thought of you" more than a lovely Stone of Scone?
  
  
  
• Highlander Multi-vitamins - yes these vitamins provide you with 100% of the RDA of all your basic vitamins, and they are in fun Highlander shapes! You will find lightening bolts and barges mixed in with your favorite characters from the show. Be sure to bite the heads off before chewing to get your full dose of vitamin Q!
  
  
  
• Amanda's Knife Throwing Set -- The Home Game - use these lovely plastic replicas to practice your knife throwing techniques. Set comes complete with assorted kimmi targets (for practice) and a Duncan target for when you get good. Not recommended for children under 8 or house pets.
  
  
  
• "The Circle" - as seen in "Duende". Yes, you too can have your very own sword fighting circle. Put it in your basement -- Put it in your family room -- Or put it in your back yard where you can use it not just for sword fighting practice but for singin' and dancing the Can-Can in the rain.

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