Quotes

Welcome to the Hellmouth

Jesse: New Girl!
Xander: That's right, I saw her. Pretty much a hottie!

Xander: Can I have you. Duh... Can I help you?

Xander: (holding a stake) The only thing I can think is that you're building a really little fence.

Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

Xander: So Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?
Buffy: Xander!
Xander: I mean... how'd the laying go. No, I don't mean that either.

Inca Mummy Girl

Buffy: I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?
Xander: The important thing is that you believe that.

The Dark Ages

Xander: Poor schulbs have to attend school on Saturday.
Jenny Calender: Nine am okay with you Xander?
Buffy: You got a bit of schlub on your shoe there.

Bad Eggs

Xander: Can I just say gyeh!
Buffy: I see your gyeh and raise you a nyuhuh!

Phases

Giles: And it acts on pure instinct. No conscience, predatory and aggressive.
Buffy: In other words, you're typical male.
Xander: On behalf of my gender, hey!

Killed By Death

Xander: Flowers for me lady.
Buffy: I think they call those balloons.
Xander: Yeah, stick them in water, maybe they'll grow.

I Only Have Eyes For You

Buffy: Yeah, we need some alternate ghost theories. What do we know?
Xander: Dog spit is cleaner than human.
Buffy: Besides that.

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