You Know You're Obsessed With Spike When...
From: http://www.angelfire.com/wa/SpikesPrincess/obsess.html
*You've decided you're a princess.
*You're seriously considering torturing people with railroad spikes so you'll have something in common.
*You think that changing your name to "Drusilla" isn't such a bad idea after all..
*You find yourself calling all small, dark-haired children "The Annoying One."
*You're finally proud of your degenerated mental state, because Spike likes Crazy Girls.
*In your mind, any group of more than two people now qualifies as an "Idiot Mob."
*You plant daisies just to watch them die.
*You're singing along with Monty Python and realize you're singing "Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spikety, Spike! Spikety, Spike!"
*You've started rooting for the vampires whilst watching Buffy.
*In Chemistry, you've noticed that words like "sodium ion" sound like "Spike." No one else notices these similarities.
*You want to move to Prague.
*Every day at lunch, you turn to your friends/co-workers and say "Do me a favor.. Eat Something!!!"" Then you burst out laughing. They don't get it. You don't care.
*You keep having the urge to stuff small children into cages.
*When your boss asks you to type something you refuse on the grounds that "from now on we'll have a little less ritual and a little more fun around here!"
*You finish every sentance with, "Are we getting a Word Picture here?"
*You'd let Spike take over your town anyday!
And now for some of my own Spike Obsessions...
*You start whimpering in the hopes that Spike will arrive to apologize, saying that he's "a bad, rude man."
*You get the urge to go out and buy a pet bird, just so you can forget to feed it.
*You start to daydream about your "convent days."
*You feel like going out and digging in the dirt so you can bury yourself naked.
*You start to lust after guys in wheelchairs.
Miss Dru's contributions....
*You giggle everytime you see a commercial for McDonald's Happy Meals.
*You start to channel Dru.
Duck's Male-Oriented Obsessions (with the Show, not Spike!)
*You find yourself wanting to give the girl you're interested in disassembled demon body parts.
From Spoildbrat518@cs.com
*You find yourself sleeping in the daytime so you don't ever, ever, ever get a tan.
*You find that you're only attracted to the tall, dark, heartless types.
*You once tried to drink blood to figure out what all those vamps are so crazy for.
*You've decided to change your hair to brown, your skin tone to super pale, and wear that blood red lipstick color that you only see on those really old Barbie dolls.
From Laa-RVA@fsmail.net
*You've filed your teeth into sharp points to make biting just that little bit easier...
*You suddenly get the urge to drink Jack Daniel's, smoke metholated smokes, and listen to The Sex Pistols: because that's what Spike likes. (from Lovers Walk and The Initiative)
*You've become good at speaking with a Cockney accent. (By the way, I'm English, and James' accent is very convincing)
*You start to keep leeches (from School Hard)
*You tell people you don't like that they're wearing Nancy-boy hair gel. (from Angel- In the Dark)
*You start collecting dolls again. (from School Hard and Innocence)
*You buy a dog and name her Sunshine in the hope that you can feed her to Spike. (from Passion)
*You start to wear black nail-polish.
From Esme.Weatherwax@tesco.net
*You never wear a high necked top - in case!
*You're always dressed for 'dinner'
*You pass up a night out cos you just heard Spike makes a 2 second appearance on Buffy - and you want to see it 'LIVE'
Feel free to email me with any you would like to add.
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