Spike & Dru Quotes

Spike & Dru Quotes
They're just so... neat!

Here we enter the world that is Spike and take a glimpse at all the witty remarks he has made on the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer (which belongs to Mutant Enemy and Joss Whedon).

SCHOOL HARD

Spike-"If every vampire that said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock."

Spike-"So, who do you kill for fun around here?"

Spike-"Do you know what I found worked real good with Slayers? Killing them."

Spike-"I find one of your friends first, I'm gonna suck him dry...and use their bones to bash your head in. Are you getting a word picture here?"

Spike-"People still fall for that Anne Rice routine? What a world!"

Spike-"You were my sire man! You were my...Yoda!"

Buffy-"Do we really need weapons for this?"
Spike-"I just like them. They make me feel all manly."

Spike-"From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual and a little more fun around here!"

LIE TO ME

Drusilla-"What will your mummy sing when they find your body?"
Boy-"I'm not supposed to talk to people."
Drusilla-"Oh, well, I'm not a person, see, so that's just..."
Spike-"Darling, I heard a funny thing just now. Lucius tells me that you went out on the hunt the other night."
Drusilla-"My tummy was growly. And you were out."

Spike-"The bird's dead Dru. You left in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one."
(Drusilla whimpers)
Spike-"Oh, I'm sorry baby. I'm a bad, rude man."

Drusilla-"I want a treat. I need a treat."

Ford-"I wanna be like you...A vampire."
Spike-"I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever. Can I eat him now love?"

INNOCENCE

Spike-"What's Big Blue doing anyway?"
The Judge-"I am preparing."
Spike-"It's interesting to me that preparing looks a great bit like sitting on your ass."

Drusilla-"I'm naming all the stars..."
Spike-"You can't see the stars luv, that's the ceiling. Also, it's day."

Spike-"No more of this 'I've got a soul' crap?"

Drusilla-"Everything in my head is singing."

Drusilla-"Psst...we're going to destroy the world...want to come?"

Spike-"I know you haven't been in the game for awhile mate, but we still do kill. It's sort of our raison d'etre."

BEWITCHED, BOTHERED, AND BEWILDERED

Spike-"You would do well to worry less about Dru and more about that Slayer your're tramping around with."

Drusilla-"Oh Angel, it's still warm."

Drusilla-"Don't fret kitten, Mummy's here."

Drusilla-"Oh, your face is a poem, I can read it."

Angel-"Dear Buffy, I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards."
Spike-"Why don't you rip out her lungs? That might make an impression."
Angel-"Lacks...poetry."
Spike-"It doesn't have to. What rhymes with 'lungs'?"

BECOMING, PT. 1

Drusilla--"I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth."

Angel--"You can see all that in your head?"
Spike--"No, you ninny. She read it in the morning paper."

Spike--"It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."

Spike--"Let me guess. Someone pulls out the sword..."
Angel--"Someone worthy."
Spike--"...The demon wakes up, and wackiness ensues."

Spike--"Someone wasn't worthy."

BECOMING, PT. 2

Spike--"Hello, cutie."

Spike--"Hey! White flag here. I quit."
Buffy--"Let me clear this up for you. We're mortal enemies. We don't get time-outs."

Buffy--"What do you want?"
Spike--"I told you. I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world."
Buffy--"Okay, you do remember that you're a vampire, right?"
Spike--"We like to talk big... vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough-guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I _like_ this world. You've got...dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square."

Buffy--"All right, talk."
Spike--"I'm just gonna kill this guy..."
Buffy--"Ahem!"
Spike--"Oh, right."

Spike--"What, your Mom doesn't know?"
Joyce--"Know what?"
Buffy--"That I'm, uh...in a band. A rock band...with Spike here."
Spike--"Right. She plays the-the triangle..."
Buffy--"...Drums."
Spike--"Drums, yeah. She's hell on the old skins, you know."

Joyce--"Have we met?"
Spike--"You hit me with an ax one time. Remember? Uh, 'Get the hell away from my daughter!'"
Joyce--"Oh. So, do you, uh, live here in town?"

Buffy--"She killed Kendra."
Spike--"Dru bagged a Slayer? She didn't tell me. Good for her!"
Buffy--(says nothing)
Spike--"Though not from your perspective, I suppose."

Spike--"You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet."

Spike--"Uh, Drusilla..."
Angel--"Honey..."
Spike--"We are finished here, ducks."
Drusilla--"Sorry. I was in the moment."

Spike--"Painful, isn't it?"

Spike--"I don't want to hurt you, baby. (He decks Drusilla) Doesn't mean I won't."

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