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Buffy: "Hey! Look at us! We came up with a plan. A good plan."
Giles: "Alright. We'll meet there tonight after it closes."
Buffy: "No! Bad plan! I have other plans! Dance plans...cancelled plans." -- Inca Mummy Girl

Buffy: "Hey Giles, wakey wakey."

Giles: "My calculations are precise."
Buffy: "They're bad calculations. Bad!" -- Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

Buffy: "Damn!" (caught between two vampires) - Never Kill A Boy on the First Date

Giles: "A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sort of way." - Invisible Girl

Buffy: "Bite me!" (then looks up at Angel) - Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

"It should simply be plunge and move on, plunge and move on..." -- Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

Xander: "Can I have you?"
Buffy: "..."
Xander: "Uh...can I help you?" -- Welcome to the Hellmouth

Buffy: "I didn't think there'd be vampires on campus, and I don't care!"
Giles: "Then why are you here?"
Buffy: "To...tell you...that...I don't care...which...I don't...and...have now told you...so...bye!" -- Welcome to the Hellmouth

Buffy: "To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood and you have to suck they're blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing." --Welcome to the Hellmouth

Buffy: "I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have all these fluffy bunny feelings for them." -- Welcome to the Hellmouth

Buffy: "Why am I still talking to you?" -- Welcome to the Hellmouth

Flutie: "You burned down the gym."
Buffy: "I did. I really did-but you have to look at the big picture. The gym was full of vampi-asbestos." - Welcome to Hellmouth

Buffy: "Gee, everyone wants to know about me...how keen." - Welcome to the Hellmouth

Buffy: "Now, we can do this the hard way, or...well, actually, there's just the hard way." - Welcome to the Hellmouth

Giles: "Something's coming. Something is gonna' happen here...soon!"
Buffy: "Gee, can you vague that up for me?" -- Welcome to the Hellmouth

Giles: "The vampire is not dead?"
Buffy: "No, but my social life is on the critical list." -- Welcome to the Hellmouth

Buffy: "This is not gonna' be pretty. We're talkin' violence, strong language, adult content." -- Welcome to the Hellmouth

Cordelia: "What is your childhood trauma?!" - Welcome To The Hellmouth

Xander: "Come on, Slayer, I like it when you're scared. The more I scare you, the better you smell." -- The Pack

Xander: "Shoot me, stuff me, mount me." - The Pack

Giles: "Does this look familiar to either of you?"
Buffy: "Yeah, sure. It looks like a book."
Xander: "I knew that one." - I Robot-You Jane

Xander: "I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to county music--the music of pain." - Prophecy Girl

The Master: "You were destined to die. It was written."
Buffy: "What can I say, I flunked the written." -- Prohecy Girl

Buffy: "Oh, look, a bad guy." (whap! thud)-- Prohecy Girl

Buffy: "Thanks for having me. You know, you really ought to talk to your contractor. Looks like you've got some water damage."
The Master: "Oh good, the feeble banter portion of the fight." -- Prohecy Girl

Xander: "There's no melding, okay?" -- Inca Mummy Girl

Buffy: "Giles, come on, budge. No one likes a non-budger." -- Inca Mummy Girl

Xander: "I'm not saying anything. I have nothing to say."
Giles: "Does Angel have a tattoo behind his right shoulder?"
Buffy: "Yeah, it's a bird or somehing."
Xander: "Now I'm saying something. You saw him naked?" -- Angel

Angel: "This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after." -- Angel

Buffy: "Does 'Rest In Peace' have no sanctity to you people? Oh, I forgot, you’re not a people." -- What's My Line (Part 1)

Buffy: "I just get messed sometimes." -- What's My Line (Part 1)

Buffy: "I wish we could be regular kids."
Angel: "I’ll never be a kid."
Buffy: "Okay then, a regular kid and her cradle robbing creature of the night boyfriend." -- What's My Line (Part 1)

Giles: "Follow your hormones if you want." -- Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

Giles: "I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days, while you take in dinner and a show."
Buffy: "Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm." -- Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

Buffy: "Cute guy. Teenager! Post-pubescent fantasies." -- Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

Xander: "Well we could always grind our enemies into talcum powder with a sledge-hammer, but gosh, we did that last night." -- When She Was Bad

Principal Snider: "Sheila has never burnt down a school building."
Buffy: "That was never proven. The Fire Marshall said it could have been mice."
Principal Snider: "Mice?"
Buffy: "Mice that were smoking?" -- School Hard

Buffy: "That's all cryptic-guy said: Fork guy."
Giles: "I think there are too many guys in your life." -- Teacher's Pet

Guard: "Who are you?"
Buffy: "I'm Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. And you are..."