Giles: "Poor technique. Prioritizing sub par. Execution was adequate, but a bit too bloody for my taste."
Buffy: "Giles, don't mention it. It was my pleasure to make the world safe for humanity again."

Giles: ""It should simply be plunge and move on, plunge and..."

Buffy: "Ooo, two points for the Slayer while the Watcher has yet to score!"

Buffy: "See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."

Owen: "I lost my Emily. Dickinson. It's dumb, but I like her around. Kind of a security blanket."
Buffy: "Oh, I have something like that. Well, it's an actual blanket, uh, and I don't really carry it around anymore... So, Emily Dickens, huh? She's great!"
Owen: "Dickinson."
Buffy: "She's good also."

Giles: "Oh, Emily Dickinson."
Buffy: "We're both fans."
Giles: "Yes, uh, she's quite a good poet, I mean for a...."
Buffy: "A girl?"
Giles: "For an American."

Giles: "While the mere fact of you wanting to check out a book would be grounds for a national holiday, I think we should focus on the problem at hand."

Xander: "So Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?"
Buffy: "Xander!"
Xander: "I mean, how'd the laying go last night? No, I don't mean that either."

Buffy: "Boy, Cordelia's hips are wider than I thought."
Owen: "At least you don't have to eat your Soylent Green."

Willow: "It's a very big deal!"
Buffy: "It's not!"
Willow: "It is. Tell her!"
Giles: "I'm afraid it's very big."
Willow: "Thank you! Wait! What are you talking about?"
Giles: "What are you talking about?"
Buffy and Willow: "Boys!"

Giles: "My calculations are precise."
Buffy: "They're bad calculations! Bad!"

Giles: "I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."
Buffy: "Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm."

Buffy: "But...cute guy! Teenager! Post-pubescent fantasies!"

Giles: "Well, you know what they say. Ninety percent of the vampire slaying game is waiting."
Buffy: "You couldn't have told me that ninety percent ago?"

Giles: "Follow your hormones if you want."

Giles: "If your identity as the Slayer is revealed it could put you and all those around you in grave danger."
Buffy: "Well, in that case I won't wear my button that says, 'I'm the Slayer, ask me how!'"

Xander: "So, you just went home?"
Buffy: "What was I supposed to do? Say to Owen, 'Sorry I was late. I was sitting in a cemetery with the librarian waiting for a vampire to rise so I could prevent an evil prophecy from coming to pass?'"
Xander: "Or, 'flat tire?'"

Buffy: "Tonight! Isn't that so?"
Xander: "What?"
Buffy: "Me and Owen."
Xander: "Yeah, so it is. It sure is so."

Giles: "She is the strangest girl."

Xander: "Oh, hey, here's something. A nice comfy overcoat and a ski cap. The ear flaps will bring out your eyes."

Buffy: "Which one do you think Owen will like better: the red or the peach?"
Xander: "Oh, you mean for kissing you and then telling all his friends how easy you are so the whole school loses respect for you and then talks behind your back? The red's fine.
Buffy: "Thanks. I'll go with the peach."

Giles: "You have a date?"
Buffy: "Yes, but I will return those overdue books by tomorrow." Giles: "You're not getting off that easily!"
Owen: "Man, you really care about your work!"

Giles: "Another date? Don't you ever do anything else?"
Buffy: "This is the first date! There's never been a date, okay? This is my maiden voyage!"

Buffy: "A cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer."

Buffy: "Clark Kent has a job. I just want to go on a date."

Buffy: "If the Apocalypse comes, beep me."

Xander: "He's like Super Librarian. Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon."

Cordelia: "Owen! Look at you, here all alone...."
Owen: "Cordelia, I'm here with Buffy."
Cordelia: "Oh! Okay. Do you wanna dance?"
Owen: "No, I'm still here with Buffy."

Cordelia: "Hello, salty goodness."

Angel: "Buffy."
Buffy: "Angel."
Cordelia: "Why is this happening to me?"

Buffy: "Prophecy, anointed one, yadda, yadda, yadda."

Owen: "So, where do you know Buffy from?"
Angel: "Work."

Buffy: "Bite me!" (then looks up at Angel)

Owen: "Are we going to see a dead body?"
Buffy: "Possibly several."

Giles: "They came after me, but I was more than a match for them."
Buffy: "Meaning?"
Giles: "I hid."

Giles: "Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time!"

Owen: "I read a lot about death, butI've never really seen a dead body before. Do they usually move?"

Owen: Did you see that? He tried to bite me! What a sissy!"

Owen: "Does anyone have an aspirin? Or sixty?"

Buffy: "Tonight would be not a workable thing. Did I just say that?"

Giles: "I had very definite plans about my future. I was going to be a fighter pilot. Or possibly a grocer."