Cordelia: "Behold the weirdness."

Cordelia: "People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg Like my pain meant nothing."

Cordelia: "I don't need the looney fringe vote."
Buffy: "Well...I don't even like chocolates. Okay, that was the lamest comeback of our times."

Snyder: "Dead? Of course not. What are you, ghouls? There are no dead students here...this week."

Buffy: "And monsters don't usually send messages. It's pretty much crush, kill, destroy. This was different."
Giles: "I'd have to say you're right."
Buffy: "I love it when he says that!"

Giles: "I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before."
Xander: "Maybe it's a vampire bat."
Buffy, Giles, Willow: "..."
Xander: "I'm alone with that one, huh?"

Giles: "I'll research all the possibilities, ghosts included. Xander, if you're not doing anything, would you like to help me?"
Xander: "What, so there's homework now? When did that happen?"
Buffy: "It's all part of the glamerous world of vampire slayage."
Xander: "What part do you have?"
Buffy: "I'm going to find out all I can about Mitch. This attack wasn't random."
Xander: "Well, I want that part."
Buffy: "Fine. You can do it. Ask around, talk to his friends. Talk to Cordelia."
Xander: "Talk to Cordelia? So, research, huh?"

Cordelia: "But, you should've seen him lying there, all black and blue. How's he gonna look in our Prom pictures? How am I ever gonna be able to show them to anyone?"
Harmony: "Well, they can do wonderful things with airbrushes these days."

Cordelia: "I just hope they can prop him up long enough to take the picture."

Harmony: "Ow!"
Snyder: "Don't sue."

Xander: "Well, yeah, I'd give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but I'd use my powers to protect the girls locker room."

Willow: "How'd she get it? Is she a witch? Cause we can fight a witch."
Xander: "Hmmm, Greek myths speak of cloaks of invisibility, but they're usually reserved for the gods. (looks around at the shocked faces) Research boy comes through with the knowledge!"

Xander: "Oh, hey, do you wanna come to our place tonight for dinner? Mom's making her famous phone call to the Chinese place."
Willow: "Xander, do you guys even have a stove?"

Giles: "How exactly do you propose to hunt someone you can't see? You may have to work on listening to people."
Buffy: "Very funny."
Giles: "I thought so."

Giles: "A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sort of way."

Giles: "There's an invisible girl terrorizing the school."
Angel: "That's not really my area of expertise."
Giles: "Nor mine, I'm afraid. It's fascinating, though. By all accounts it's a wonderful power to possess."
Angel: "Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror everyday and seeing nothing there. It's an overrated pleasure."

Xander: "So, Giles said you'd be here. Why are you being here?"

Willow: "Oh, my God. 'Have a nice summer.' 'Have a nice summer.' This girl had no friends at all."
Giles: "Uh, once again I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap."
Buffy: "'Have a nice summer' is what you write when you have nothing to say."
Xander: "It's the kiss of death."
Buffy: "You guys didn't know Marcie Ross?"
Xander: "Never met her. Why?"
Buffy: "Cause you both wrote it, too."
Xander: "'Have a nice...' Yeesh."
Willow: "Where am I? Oh. 'Have a great summer.' See, I cared!"

Giles: "Of course! I've been investigating the mystical causes of invisibility when I, I should have looked at the quantum mechanical."
Buffy, Willow, and Xander: "..."
Giles: "Physics."
Buffy: "I think I speak for everyone here when I say, huh?"

Cordelia: "Buffy, I, uh, I know we've had our differences, with you being so weird and all, and hanging out with these total losers...."

Cordelia: "I know that you share this feeling that we have for each other, deep down."
Willow: "Nausea?"

Cordelia: "This is about me! Me, me, me!"
Xander: "Wow. For once she's right."

Buffy: "So you've come to me for help."
Cordelia: "Because you're always around when all this weird stuff is happening. And I know you're very strong, and you've got all those weapons.... I was kind of hoping you were in a gang."

Giles: "You know, I don't recall ever seeing you here before."
Cordelia: "Oh, no. I have a life."

Buffy: "Cordelia, your attacker is an invisible girl."
Xander: "Who is really, really angry at you. Which I can't imagine personally, but it takes all kinds, you know."

Cordelia: "God, is she really wearing Laura Ashley?"
Xander: "So... homicidal?"

Cordelia: "Nothing is keeping me from the Bronze tonight."
Xander: "Can we just revel in your fabulous lack of priorities?"

Cordelia: "She's evil, okay? Way eviler than me."

Giles: "We could talk to her. Perhaps reason with her. Or possibly grab her."

Xander: "Can you say, 'Gulp?'"

Buffy: "Okay, can we have the heartfelt talk with a little less talk from you?"

Willow: "Why is Marcie doing this?"
Giles: "The loneliness, the constant exile...she has gone mad."
Xander: "Ya think?"

Xander: "What happened?"
Angel: "You tell me."
Willow: "I'm up, Mom."

Angel: "I'll get it. It's not like I need the oxygen."

Buffy: "You know, I really felt sorry for you. You've suffered. There's one thing I really didn't factor into all this. You're a thundering loony!"

Buffy: "Do you know that you guys are very creepy?"

Cordelia: "Look, um, I didn't get a chance to say anything yesterday, with the coronation and everything, but, um, I guess I just want to say thank you. All of you."
Xander: "That's funny, cause she looks like Cordelia..."