Xander: "Okay, Mary Kay, time to... time to run!"

Cordelia: "Here! I don't do worms."
Xander: "Cover me!"

Xander: "Could you sit down, or change your pattern or something? You're making me queasy."

Xander: "I have a plan. We wait. Buffy saves us."
Cordelia: "How will she even know where to find us?"
Xander: "Cordelia, this is Buffy's house. Odds are she'll find us."

Cordelia: "Sorry! Forgot I was stranded with a loser! Xander: And yet, I never forgot that I'm stuck with the numb-brain that let Mr. Mutant in the house in the first place!"
Cordelia: "He looked normal!"
Xander: "What, is he supposed to have an arrow with the word 'assassin' over his head?"

Cordelia: "I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself."
Xander: "Not just any girl. You're special."

Cordelia: "Coward!"
Xander: "Moron!"
Cordelia: "I hate you!"
Xander: "I hate you!"
{They Kiss} Xander: "We so need to get out of here."
Cordelia: "Uh-huh!"

Xander: "Who sponsored career day today? The British soccer fan association?"

Xander: "You want to talk Order of Taraka? We just met the king freak of the...{sees Kendra} hello!"

Xander: "A slayer, huh? I knew this 'I'm the only one. I'm the only one' thing was just attention-getter!"

Xander: "So, you're a Slayer, huh? I like that in a woman."

Buffy: "You and bug people, Xander. What's up with that?"
Xander: "No, but this dude was completely different than praying mantis lady. He was a man of bugs, not a man who was a bug."

Xander: "Man, that guy got major neck in his day."

Xander: "Hey, Angel's our friend! Except I don't like him."

Xander: "Oh, here we go. I am the bug man, coo-coo ka-choo."

Xander: "Okay, he can only be killed when he's in his disassembled state. Disassembled. That means when he's broken down into his little buggy parts."
Cordelia: "I know what it means, dork-head."
Xander: "Dork-head? You slash me with your words!"

Xander: "Hey, larva boy. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you, you big cootie."

Xander: "Welcome, my little pretties."

Cordelia: "Die! Die! Die! Die!"
Xander: "I think he did, Cordy."

Xander: "What happened, there's a total explanation for it."
Cordelia: "You're a pervert?"
Xander: "Me?"
Cordelia: "Yeah!"
Xander: "No, no, no, I seem to recall I was the jumpee, my friend."
Cordelia: "As if! You've probably been planning this for months."
Xander: "Right, I hired a Latvian bug-man to kill Buffy so I could kiss you. I hate to burst your bubble, but you don't inspire me to spring for dinner over at Bucky's Fondue Hut."
Cordelia: "Fine, whatever. You know, the point is... don't try it again."
Xander: "I didn't try it! Forget about the bugs, okay? The memory of your lips on mine makes my blood run cold."