What I do on my days off: Play darts

My first kiss: Still waiting …

Person I would choose to play me in a movie about my life: Mini-Me

In the event of fire, aside from humans and animals, the one possession I would save: My red leather chaps

One word or short phrase that best describes me: Rock ‘n’ Roll

Language I wish I could speak: Japanese

Magical power I’d most like to have: Ability to fly

Sould that most annoys me: The rooster’s crow early in the morning

My idea of a romantic evening: Soft music, candlelight and a stimulating game of checkers

Favorite cartoon character: Scooby-Doo

Best childhood memory: Scooby-Doo

Favorite breakfast cereal: Froot Loops

Something that always makes me smile: Lemonade

Word or phrase I overuse: Groove baby

Actor/actress I would like to appear opposite: The Taco Bell Chihuahua

Favorite bar drink: Mango daiquiri with whipped cream, cherry and a flag

Favorite Brady Bunch character: Sam the butcher

A talent I wish I possessed: The ability to touch my nose with my tongue

Habit I would like to break: Eating carrot cake after midnight

Three things I would take to a deserted island: Towel, suntan lotion and a 100-foot yacht

Favorite ice cream flavor: Bubble gum

Favorite vacation spot: Sunset Beach

What I miss about being a child: Pepto-Bismol

Famous painting I would like to step into: Dogs playing poker

Favorite designer: Wrangler

First person I would thank in my Oscar acceptance speech: God

Favorite rumor I’ve heard about myself: That I’m a nice guy

Favorite pizza topping: Pepperoni

Favorite sports team: L.A. Rams (Football)

I sleep in: Laker basketball shorts

One thing I would like to accomplish in this lifetime: Paying my mortgage