SOW: What Famous duo is most reminiscent of your characters?
JASON GEORGE: Somewhere between Abbott and Costello mixed with Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte from 48 Hours. Or Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder from Silver Streak, Stir-Crazy...just pick one.
TIMOTHY ADAMS: Batman and Robin.
SOW: What is the funniest thing about your co-star?
JG: He's this big, buff, strikingly handsome guy, but nobody but me knows that he's a spaz (as in spastic).
TA: He dances like a woman before, after and during a scene - whenever he gets a chance.
SOW: What's the biggest misconception about men?
JG: I cried at Steel Magnolias.
TA: We're insensitive.
SOW: What word would someone never use to describe you?
JG: Dumb.
TA: Conceited.
SOW: What word would someone never use to describe your co-star?
JG: Dull.
TA: Boring.
SOW: If you could go back in time and witness one historical event, what would it be?
JG: Martin Luther King's march on Washington.
TA: The birth of Christ.
SOW: If, like a product, your behavior came with a guarantee, what could you honestly guarantee about yourself?
JG: I want to say just simply: Satisfaction guaranteed.
TA: He takes a licking, but keeps on ticking.
SOW: If you could guest-star on any TV show, past or present, what would it be?
JG: Homicide: Life on the Street, and I'd be an intelligent murderer in the box with Andre Braugher.
TA: The Six Million-Dollar Man; I want to work with him.
SOW: Barring the obvious ... keys, cash, credit cards - what's the one thing you never leave home without?
JG: Lip balm.
TA: My sunglasses.
SOW: What's your favorite food/drink combination?
JG: Cream soda and a Philly cheese steak.
TA: Pizza and Diet Pepsi.
SOW: What televised sporting event is a must-see for you every year?
JG: The NBA Finals.
TA: The Super Bowl.
SOW: What topic do you and your co-star always disagree on?
JG: My love scenes with Sherri.
TA: That his codpiece - the little thing that superheroes wear over their genitalia to keep them protected - is bigger than mine.
SOW: If you could live someone else's life for a day, whose would it be?
JG: Denzel Washington, because he's a well respected actor, and every woman swoons when he walks into a room. Every guy I know thinks he's cool. Who doesn't like Denzel?
TA: I would have loved to have been Jesus for a day.
SOW: What's one item that you own that you really should throw away but probably never will?
JG: A pair of jeans that has rips in the knees, a rip in the crotch, a rip everywhere. It's an absolute piece of trash, but I still wear them when I need to feel absolutely, positively comfortable and am not leaving the house.
TA: A couple of nudie magazines.
SOW: What '90s catchphrase annoys you most?
JG: I actually love this saying, but if you can't use it right you just shouldn't use it: The hand - talk to the hand. You really have to say it right, with a certain attitude. A vibe has to come with it.
TA: Whatever, because it's overplayed. I've heard it too many times.
