TALLULAHLAND ROOM SERVICE
Need an extra pillow? Blankie? Roll away? A copy of every Du movie ever made?
To help make your stay at The TallulahLand Hotel as pleasurable as possible we happily provide you with access to must have toys for all Duchov Lovers.
Wanna know Duchov better then
he knows himself? Wanna understand
his hopes, his dreams, his sadness
and philosophies? What are his likes
and dislikes and by-God, where did
that mole come from?
Clicky your fool self over to barnesandnoble.com
and become a Doctor of Duchov with X-Fator; The Unauthorized Biography of X-Files Superstar David Duchovny
A boatload of wonderful useless
information. Guaranteed to raise
you IQ by 75 points
(Did I say "raise?" Opps.)
Ever wake up in the middle
of the night with a craving
for some quality Duchov
entertainment, but when you
filp through the channels
there's nothing on but
Richard Simmons and reruns
of Taxi?
Swear right now to never put
yourself in such a predicament
again and click right over to Reel.com
and pick up your own copy
of Playing God You can memorize the script,
freeze frame on Duchov's
Really Bad Nose Shots and
watch him in slow motion
(Oh, I highly, highly recommend that).
And while you're there,
pick up a copy of Beethoven.
Duchov's performance is absolutely
breathtaking. Nobody can
get dragged down the street
by a giant dog like he can.
It's a sight to behold.
Once you've placed your order, please allow 8-10 days for delivery. Elaine tends to dawdle, especially if there's a Starbucks nearby.
Thanks for clicking and please enjoy the rest of your stay at The TallulahLand Hotel.
