Age: 8 years
Fav. Saying: You Bastards!!!
Religion: Jewish

 
 

Likes: Kicking
his brother
Ike like
a football.
 
 

Voice: Matt Stone
Episodes: Can be seen in every episode

• Stan’s best friend
• Jewish
• Always says "Oh my God, they killed Kenny, You Bastard!" when Kenny gets killed
• Likes chocolate milk
• Tried to cross breed an elephant and a pig using genetic engineering
• A+ student
• Dressed up as Chewbacca for Halloween, then as the Solar System, then as a vampire
• Actually killed Kenny on Halloween (chainsawed him in half)
• Played Joseph of Aramathea in the School Christmas play
• Has an acute case of fecalphelia, was institutionalized for it.
• Mr. Hankey’s best friend
• Was supposed to get Cartman the Red Mega-Man for his birthday, but instead got him "Ants in the Pants", this caused Cartman to flip out
• Bought Ms. Ellen a scarf for Valentines day
• Deputized by Officer Barbrady to help solve the chicken lover case
• Won $3000 as a runner up prize on America’s Stupidest Home Videos (gave it to Cartman for DNA testing)
• #7 on the Dodgeball team
• Kissed Bebe on the lips in a game of truth or dare