Things To Do On An Elevator Ride
Grimace painfully while smacking your
forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got
enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act
embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to
call you Admiral.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've
got new socks on!"
Meow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your
nose.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of
THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your
beeper?"
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers that this is your "personal space."
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and
then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor
you're on.
Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let
the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,
"That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have
an appointment.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear
something ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits
with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they
open up again."
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I
have new socks on."
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is my personal space."