A short time ago in a galaxy right here…

WAR OF CHAOS!!! By: sina

Episode 1: Rise of an Empire v. 3.1

::insert Star wars music:: It is a time of great horror and pain. The world's most powerful empire has risen, and to command it, Bill Gates! DUM DUM DUUMMMMM!!!! With the coming of MSDOS and the soon to be defeat of Apple Macintosh, the new emperor (gates) rises to power, and steals the blueprints for very important plans of the Apple computers. THEIR BLUEPRINTS FOR THE MAC SYSTEM!!! Soon with a few modifications, and some slight crash techniques, gates will get a weapon of unimaginable power. Meanwhile in a far far far, (very close) place on earth, a baby girl plays with her building blocks, and suddenly gets an idea. The idea of WORLD CORRUPTION!!! She laughs at the idea and her blocks run away. Even further (closer to Gates) someone working for gates created a tool for designing things that would make even gates invincible. With their new Cad Man prototype being built in the secret headquarters of Desktop, allies are being formed, plans are being devised, for the soon to be greatest war on earth and the greatest shift in power, was soon to be at hand…

In a dark and sinister laboratory. ::insert Darth vader music here:: " Mein fuhrer, the software is ready for your disposal." A scientist said. " Excellent. I want to test it out on the market though. With MSDOS weakening our enemies defenses, this shall pull us towards victory!" a shadowy figure wearing a Microsoft T-shirt said. " And zen sir, you will be the world fuhrer!!!!" " I will. Begin the launching of our secret weapon. Are the desktop allies still working on their prototype?" " They are, it should be ready as soon as your software sells." " Excellent." The shadowy figure said. With a double click of the mouse, the world would be at his disposal. " MWAHAHHAHAHHAHH!!!!" the figure laughed.

" In other news, the newest software Windows has arrived on the shelves. Already many of the major industries have taken on with this new movement in computers. We interviewed the head of Apple Computers, who claims that Windows is just a copy of their program. Here is the clip…" On screens all around the world, the depressed face of the head of Mac, came on. His hair messed, and his clothing ripped. " He copied us!!! WHERE DO YOU THINK OUR LITTLE WATCH WENT WHEN THE COMPUTER WAS CALCULATING???" the Mac leader demanded. " AN HOURGLASS HAS REPLACED IT!!! Don't you people see, this is all a sham, a phony! Do not buy the software, it will be mankind's undoing." The man said crashing into the camera. The clip ended and the news reporter was on the screen: " On a much lighter note, we interviewed the launcher of Microsoft Windows, the Microsoft president, Bill Gates. Gates, how do you think that windows will change the world?" " Well," Bill gates began. He pointed to his Microsoft T-shirt proudly. " The world will not change, it will just be mine!! THERE IS NO WAY TO STOP IT!! MY ONSLAUGHT IS ALREADY IN PROCESS!! NO ONE SHALL BE SPARED!!! NO ONE!!!!!!" Bill said also crashing his head into the camera. " Does anyone here have a mentos, my breath stinks!" bill said suddenly changing the subject. " Here." The cameraman said. " looks like you could use it." " Anyways," the reporter began again, " your software has already hit the shelves, and in the first few minutes, they have all been sold out. Why do you think your product is sooo popular?" " It's simple. As we speak all of those buyers are becoming my personal slaves. THERE IS NO ONE HERE TO SAVE YOU!!!! YOU WILL ALL BE MINE!!! NO ONE SHALL BE SPARED!!! NO ONE!!!" Bill said getting out of the seat. " Yes well, that's nice." The reporter said. " It is, because the world will be mine! MINE!!!! MY ONSLAUGHT IS ALREADY IN PROCESS!! NO ONE SHALL BE SPARED!!! NO ONE!!!!!!" Bill said going crazy again. " Mr.Gates, sit down and answer my questions or I shall strap you to the chair." " I'm sorry, its just that MY ONSLAUGHT IS ALREADY IN PROCESS!! NO ONE SHALL BE SPARED!!! NO ONE!!!!!!" " ALRIGHT!!! STRAP HIM!!!" the reporter said. Instantly hundreds of hired goons flew towards gates and tried to strap him. Some how Gates managed to dodge them all, and then he pressed something in his watch and a helicopter came out of it. " DO AS YOU WISH!!! MY ONSLAUGHT IS ALREADY IN PROCESS!! NO ONE SHALL BE SPARED!!! NO ONE!!!!!!" he said as he flew away laughing. "MWAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!" as he flew up, his helicopter said " Illegal operation has occurred." The helicopter flew out of control, and gates landed on some civilian's roof. " My onslaught is in process. No one will be spared." A broken Gates said on the roof. Suddenly the roof said: " General protection fault." And then, Gates fell through the roof, and the house collapsed on him. William Gates, was dead…

" On a sad note today, Bill Gates, head of Microsoft died today. When medics went to scan the collapsed house for his remains so that he could be buried, they found no bodies. It is believed that Gates was magically decomposed into the Earth, and reborn as a flower." The reporter realized how cheesy that sounded and immediately said: " But, his funeral is being held. In other news, local idiot Britney spears rose up to power, and has somehow magically been able to gain powers that will make her famous. They say these powers came from a flower, THE SAME ONE AS BILL GATES!!!! Whatever is happening, she has now become a star, and is now plotting to take over the world. We interviewed her today. And here she is!!!" A female walked on stage and sat down beside the reporter: " Well ms.spears, why do you think you are soooo popular amongst people?" " Well you see, MY ONSLAUGHT IS ALREADY IN PROCESS!! NO ONE SHALL BE SPARED!!! NO ONE!!!!!!" she screamed. " MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!." And then for some odd reason, wicked witch of the west music was heard, and from out of nowhere, Britney had a broom in her hand, and she flew away laughing. The reporter got up and said: " well, none of our interviews go right. Remember the time we interviewed Wilfrid Laurier?" A clip was shown when the reporter was a century younger and was talking to the Canadian president: " Well mr.laurier, opposition has been great for you, but why do you think you are sooo popular?" Wilfrid Laurier began: " well, it is because MY ONSLAUGHT IS ALREADY IN PROCESS!! NO ONE SHALL BE SPARED!!! NO ONE!!!!!!" " How about the time we interviewed Adolph Hitler?" The screen showed the reporter 50 years ago. " Well, Hitler, you have managed to take over half of Europe without anyone doing anything. Why are you so popular?" " Well, my planz are already in action, and MY ONSLAUGHT IS ALREADY IN PROCESS!! NO ONE SHALL BE SPARED!!! NO ONE!!!!!!" and with that the clip ended. " EESH!!! We never have a normal interview, EVER!!!" the reporter said walking out of the studio.

Meanwhile in the Microsoft headquarters… ::insert Darth vader music:: " MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!" a shadowy figure laughed. " My software has dominated half the planet. EVERYONE IS NOW A WINDOWS USER!!!" he looked behind him, and his hired goons dragged in a man who looked beat up wearing an Apple Rulez T-shirt. " So Mac boy. We meet again." The figure said. " We do. I won't let you get away with this! You know it! One day, we will rebel! One day, you will be overthrown, and when that happens, I will be laughing at you!" the former Mac president said gasping. " Well, it appears you are not in the best of shape. You have trouble breathing! I doubt you will live for another day. Execute him. MWAAHHAHAHAHHA!!" he moved his hands around, motioning the execution to begin. ::fade away Darth vader music::

" We are here live, at the 'first annual concert for beginners who turn out to be stars concert!' where Britney spears is knocking the crowd off their feet." A reporter said. He walked up to one of the fans and said: " Why is she sooo popular." The fan said nothing, he was clearly hypnotized. " Well, cannot anyone tell me why she is soo popular?" the fans all did nothing, all of them were hypnotized. Then suddenly, over the intercom, the sound of a song came on, the reporter was hypnotized as well. " We are the Spears, you will be asspearinated, your technological and biological distinctiveness will be used to sing. Resistance is futile." The reporter said. A new motion had begun on both sides. Here, people were becoming hypnotized. Across the country, Bill Gates had the world in his hands. There was sure to be trouble, soon enough…

Sina and John and Adit, and Nurdin were in some sort of space anomaly where time slowed down attempting to draw a line. " DAH!!! IT WON'T DRAW!!!" Sina yelled. " I tell it draw line, BUT IT DRAWS CIRCLE!!! LINE CIRCLE!!! DIFFERENT SHAPES!!!! Not to mention, one of them isn't a shape!" He smashed his hands on the keyboards and walked over to Adit's computer. On it was a sprocket, cleanly designed by what looked to be a professional. " YOU DREW WHAT>????" sina yelled. " While I was trying to draw one line, you drew one million?? DAH!!!!!" Sina ran around and sat at his computer. Then suddenly, he felt as if something was wrong. He looked at the screen only to see a smiling face drawn clearly by cad. The face on the screen looked at him and said: ::insert Darth vader music:: " MAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!! I am cad man, AND I RULE YOUR CAD SOFTWARE!! MWAHAHAH! MY ONSLAUGHT IS ALREADY IN PROCESS!! NO ONE SHALL BE SPARED!!! NO ONE!!!!!!" he yelled. Sina having enough of comm tech today, pulled the plug and the laughing face disappeared. " ehh, must be another bad day." Sina said. " He sat down at another computer, and double clicked on 3D studio max. " Theres the fun!" Sina said. On the screen four screens were there, all set for some chaotic thing sina would create. Awaiting his directions and order. Sina gave an evil laughter: " CADMAN? MWHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! I hate Cad. But now, with Max, I can do whatever I want to!" Right as he was about to begin the most important thing in all of history, a lightning bolt hit the school. " WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" someone yelled clearly panicking. " Calm down everyone." The teacher said slowly. Way to slow to even be called slow. Lets say, he was soooo sloooow, that he didn't even seem to say it. " Everyone, it was just a lightning bolt, and the fire alarm is on. Everyone, take cover under that high tree. Here take this metal shielding and put it on your head so you wont get wet." The teacher said. Sina being smart decided not to. He stayed under the railing of the school. Then high above overhead, he could have sworn there was a plane flying. It had a Microsoft banner on it. It flew away, and the people went inside the school. The whole day, sina was wondering what he saw. He didn't believe that the lightning bolt that hit the school was an accident. He made his hands into fists, and went back to his computer. On the screen, his hard work for the year was vanishing in one sentence: " General Protection Fault Error." All of his hard work in this class was gone. He made his hands into fists and screamed: "ONE DAY, BILL GATES WILL FALL, AND I WILL RISE!!!!" then from somewhere outside he heard: " I wont fall." The sound was sooo faint, that sina thought he imagined it. He shook his head and added: " And for some odd reason, Britney Spears must also fall! MWHAHAHAHAH!!" sina laughed a laugh that was clearly corrupt, but that was normal for him.

Meanwhile in the Microsoft headquarters… ::insert Darth Vader music here:: " MWAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!!! Our plan worked Cad man! With that distraction, Sina lost all memory of his Max man idea! MWHAHAHA!" a shadowy figure laughed. " Yes, yes, it was funny. And now that our only threat has been neutralized, we shall rule the world!! AND THE THE UNIVERSE!! MWAHHAAHAHA!" another figure replied. This figure was 2d, and was clearly made from Cad. AH HELL!!! HIS NAME WAS CAD MAN!!! " Yes yes, it is funny. And now everyone will be mine!" the shadowy figure- AH!!! HIS NAME IS BILL GATES!! GOT IT?? " the universe will be mine!" Gates laughed. " So Gates, what is your plan to insure that everyone will fall under our power?" Cad man asked. Gates laughed, and evil laugh, sooo evil, it could be called welches grape juice. He pressed a button on his chair, and a box came up. " That's our victory? A box?" Cad man said disappointed. " No you idiot, read the box!" Gates snapped. " As you wish." Cad man read the label and grinned: " When the world upgrades, they will all be ours! Windows 95, crash guaranteed, domination guaranteed! MWAHAHAHAH!!!" The two laughed and laughed, for they should have, the world would soon be theirs…