A short time ago in
all of space right here…
WAR
OF CHAOS III.5!!!
Episode
Thirty-Five: He’s Back!!! NOT AGAIN!
“Holy poop on a stick!” Nurdin said as they approached the school. The school showed signs of an invasion. All of it’s guns were out, the school’s massive armour (bought with Artsfest profits from previous years) was up, and cracked at many points, but nevertheless, the school was the only object standing in a large crater of nothingness. The Dave rebels had done much more damage than Rama, Adit or Nurdin had previously assumed.
“ My
god…what happened?” Nurdin asked again. Rama slapped Nurdin.
“
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST FEW EPISODES MAN? The School went into war
mode the moment the Dave rebels came in! Its been part of school code! If you
look in the planner they gave us at the beginning of the year, there is a
section on Cosmic Invasions.” Rama took out his planner and pointed a section
out to Nurdin, “See? Article 3: Cosmic Invasions. In the event that beings from
an alternate Multiverse break into our own and start attacking, all students
MUST immediately go into war mode where they must each bring to school with
them a minimum of 3 weapons for defence. The school will modify itself into War
Mode and all students must be prepared for mass killing of the opponent.”
“
Wow…pretty violent code.” Adit said.
Rama
nodded and smiled, “Yeah! Actually, I was looking in one of the yearbooks and
saw the first time this system was used. It was during an invasion by all the
other High Schools in Mississauga! Woodlands was severely damaged and a large
explosion caused the school to split. You know McBride? Well that was once
a part of our school, until those
bastard John Fraiser kids blew up the connection! Since that day, they’ve been
different schools. But hey! Our school repelled an invasion even though they
were outnumbered! Hows that for school pride?”
“
Um…Rama…” Adit said.
“
Shut up! I’m not done yet.” Rama was about to continue but Nurdin pecked him in
the eye. “ WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR?”
Nurdin
gulped, “I get the feeling we may have some trouble getting into the school…”
Rama opened his eyes and saw that the school had 35 guns aimed directly at
them.
“
Crap…didn’t see those…” Rama said. The guns began to attack…
Jack
grabbed onto Steve’s shoulders and slammed him into a crater. He quickly flew
around, aimed his palms at the crater and blasted the entire asteroid Steve was
on to bits. Steve was thrown backwards completely and Jack saw something that
made him smile. Steve was bleeding. He ran his hands over his lip and saw that
it was bleeding. Turning to Jack with an angry face, Steve said, “Must we
quarrel when we already know that you are going to loose?”
Jack
crossed his arms and smiled. It seemed he had the advantage. “The reason you
quarrel is because you are too stubborn to accept defeat. I defeated you in
Sector 88, and I will defeat you once again. It seems to be your destiny to
constantly loose. Your life is utterly useless.”
Steve
smiled and made fists, “Too bad you cant say the same about Comrad One, whos
life you took so mercilessly. OH! That’s right…I forgot! It was a supposed
accident! Well, then you are just a clumsy fool! BWAHAHAA-“ Steve didn’t get
the chance to finish laughing. Suddenly, he felt a large pain on his cheek and
before he could finish, he was flying into three comets.
Jack
spun around to see who had just punched Steve with such force and nearly
gasped. At first, he thought he was looking at a mirror, but after much
examination, he found that he was staring at someone almost exactly like him,
missing the scars, and the cape, and looking slightly younger. The person
opened his mouth as if to say something, but didn’t. Instead, he smiled
slightly as if glad to see Jack.
Seth
smiled, vanished and random explosion appeared in the space Steve had crashed.
Jack had some trouble keeping up with Seth but he suddenly saw Steve being
tossed around like a soccer ball.
From
behind him, two other youths joined in the battle taking on Stephanie who was
immediately attacked. Stephanie crashed into a planet causing it to explode.
Jack could not believe what he was seeing. He stared at these three new beings,
with incredible powers, toss and kick Stephanie and Steve. He was about to
cheer when the thought occurred to him that he was no longer the most powerful
telepath in the galaxy. Whoever these people were, they were much stronger than
he was.
“ GET
OUT OF MY WAY KID! THIS IS MY BATTLE!” Jack yelled flying at Seth. Seth spun
around to see his father fly right by and punch Steve in the jaw. Before he had
another chance to do so, Steve vanished from sight, as did Stephanie.
They
both appeared floating beside each other, completely surrounded by enemies. “
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU KIDS DOING HERE?” Stephanie yelled feeling the bruises on
her shoulder.
The
youth in black spoke, “This is for all the treachery you have caused! Now it is
not us who will run! Now it is you!” The youth aimed his palms at Stephanie and
Steve and said, “ Now you will be silenced!”
The
two other youths joined in with the first and aimed their palms at Stephanie
and Steve. Jennifer and Eric yelled, “THIS IS FOR OUR FATHER! COMRAD EIGHT!”
Jack nearly fainted. He had no clue Eight had children! When was there any time
for him and Celine to even conceive them? His thoughts were completely
disrupted as he heard Seth yell, “And this is for my father…JACK THORNE!” The
youths fired the energy hitting Stephanie and Steve head on. A large explosion
took place, which caused several planets to go out of their orbits completely.
“
What the hell is going on?” Jack thought to himself.
“ YOU
KIDS ARE GOING TO PAY!” He heard Steve yell appearing directly behind him.
Steve and Seth immediately engaged in combat and Steve yelled, “YOUR FATHER WAS
A PITIFUL FOOL! HE WAS WEAK! HE ALWAYS WAS! THE ONLY REASON HE LIVED LONGER
THAN WE THOUGHT WAS BECAUSE OF VORTEC! WITHOUT VORTEC, YOUR FATHER IS NOTHING!”
Seth
yelled back throwing a volley of punches and kicks at Steve, his hands and feet
burning balls of energy: “My father had more honour that you will ever have!
NOW!!! DIE!!!” Seth punched Steve and Steve fell away once again.
Jennifer
and Eric had also begun to attack once again as well. Stephanie and Steve were
now on the run, occasionally screaming profanities as they were chased by the
youths. Jack watched his “son” chase after Steve in a manner he never could
have imagined, with ferocity equal to his own. He didn’t know what had happened
to Seth in his lifetime, but he knew that it involved his own death. He
wouldn’t stand aside and let his son fight alone. Jack lunged into battle along
with Seth, fighting side by side, father and son…
“
WHAT THE HELL IS THE SCHOOL DOING?” Rama yelled.
“ It
was taken over by the Prefects!” Nurdin yelled trying to dodge several of the
laser beams flying past him. Rama, Adit and Nurdin had suddenly become the
targets of a shootem up game, the school as the user.
After
much flying and dodging, Rama pulled a cool move, causing the guns to target
one another and destroy each other. “ HEH! TAKE THAT!” They all landed at the
front of the school and opened the door easily,
“
Wow, with all that security, they forgot to lock the doors!” Adit laughed. The
moment they walked into the school, red dots appeared on their foreheads as the
school’s internal lasers targeted them. Thinking quickly, Adit and Rama grabbed
Nurdin and used him as a shield. The lasers all fired hitting Nurdin.
“ HEY
OW!!!” Nurdin yelled being zapped.
“ YOU
CANT DIE MAN! WE NEED YOUR HELP! SHUT UP!” Rama yelled holding Nurdin. They ran
through the school headed towards the office, all of the lasers being “blocked”
by Nurdin. They burst into the office and found that it was completely empty.
“
Wasn’t that easy?” Adit yelled. They dropped Nurdin who fell down coughing,
“
YEAH! Easy if you like being toasted…COUGH COUGH!”
“
Now, where do you think they’d have the camera records?” Rama asked.
“
Somewhere where you will not have access to!” Mr. Stuart yelled appearing from
behind the counter with a shotgun. Behind him, all of the school’s staff popped
up, each with massive weapons of destruction.
“
Turn away slowly and get out.” Mrs. Brayman said carrying a bazooka.
“
Uh…we need to save the Multiverse. Let us into the control room!” Rama yelled.
Mr.
Knapp shook his head and aimed the Kalamarie Killer at Rama, “NO! You could be
Dave rebels! Or one of the Prefects! We cannot trust you! THIS IS THE FIRST
TIME I AM BEING BIASED AND I SAY THAT YOU ARE EVIL, just like that bastard
Winston Churchill who created Kuwait with the stroke of a pen!”
Rama
fell over laughing, “ HHA! FIRST TIME BEING BIASED? NOT BLOODY LIKELY! Very
well, if you people are gonna be tough, then we shall as well! Rama, BOXITIZE!”
At that moment, a glow came around Rama and his body became armoured with large
cardboard. “ I have become Box Boy… saviour of something! I have macking powers
beyond all belief! Join me or die? Can you do any less?”
Adit
said, “Oh! What a brave corporate logo! I accept your challenge BOX BOY! ADIT…
OPERATIZE!” Adit’s clothes changed into that of an opera singers. “I have the
power to make people happy if they like opera! And angry if they do not!”
Nurdin
hopped forward and yelled, “BERT! BIGBERTIZE!” Nothing happened. Bert hung his
head in shame and said, “Eh, if anyone needs me, I’ll be in the lecture hall…”
Rama
and Adit started attacking the teachers.
Steph
and Steve appeared beside each other again, being surrounded by all their
enemies once again, a look of slight fear on their faces. “ How have you
improved so much? Your powers are beyond belief! NO! We cannot continue
fighting like this!” Stephanie yelled at Steve, who yelled back,
“
DON’T LOOK AT ME SIS! You are supposedly the stronger one!”
“
BULLSHIT! YOU KNOW WE ARE BOTH EQUAL!” Stephanie yelled back in a slightly
panicking tone. “ I don’t know how they’ve improved so much! Damn the person
who invented the training rooms!”
Somewhere
farther away, John Trenmill cheered.
Suddenly,
a smile erected on Steph and Steve’s face. Steve said, “Jack… join us. We could
really use your help on this one!”
Jack
frowned and spat at Steve, “ To think that I would EVER join your side, makes
me sick to my stomach!”
Steve
frowned, “Such arrogance. If you will not join us willingly, then we must force
you to join us willingly.” Steve pointed at Jack and Jack grabbed his head and
started screaming.
“
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!” Jack yelled screaming in pain.
“
FATHER!” Seth yelled flying towards his father. There was an eerie glow
surrounding his father, and Seth didn’t like it one bit. He had heard from his
mother that Steph and Steve had mind influencing capabilities. Seth hoped it
wasn’t what he was thinking. “FIGHT THEM FATHER! DO NOT GIVE IN!”
“
CANNOT…MUST FIGHT! CANNOT LET THEM WIN!” Jack yelled. Seth flew towards Steve
and punched Steve in the face. Steve didn’t budge. “ NO!” Seth yelled. Jen, and
Eric joined in and started punching Steve, but he still did not budge.
From
behind them, they heard laughter. “Hehhheee..hhhhahahahhHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!” Jack
laughed. He looked up at Seth and Seth gasped. Jack’s pupils had gone red,
which meant- before he had the chance to finish his thought, Jack had punched
him hard in the gut, and sent him flying away.
“
HEHEHHEEE!!! HEEERRREEESSS JONNY!” Jack yelled evilly. He flew around kicking
and punching random people for no reason. Eight stared at Jack wide eyed,
“
No…not again!” Stephanie and Steve started to laugh. Seth watched his father
attack helpless people and found himself snapping.
“
STOP THIS INSANITY FATHER!” Seth yelled lunging at Jack. Jack closed his eyes
and sent his son crashing into several asteroids. His powers had increased
dramatically. Jack smiled and aimed both his palms at random planet Earths and
with no effort, blasted them to bits.
“ This
is not good!” Eight yelled. He flew towards Jack, ready to fight, for the third
major time in his life. This was the battle he seemed destined for…this was the
battle he wanted to win…
“Umm…how
much longer is the wait?” God asked the afterlife guy.
“
Being God, I am sure you know the concept of eternity…” The man replied.
“
WHAT? I CANT WAIT THAT LONG!” The clouds under God buckled and everyone fell
slightly. “ WHATS GOIN ON NOW?”
“ The
afterlife is getting more and more crowded, we cannot contain this many people!
SHES GONNA BLOW GOD!” The man yelled.
God
took a deep breath and said, “This is bad…very VERY BAD!”
“
Wassup all?” Jibran said appearing in the afterlife.
“
WASSAP? WHAT IS THIS YOU SAY TO ME?” Satan yelled. Jibran looked up and felt
frightened by Satan’s enormosity (new word meaning: ‘to be very large’. “ Wassap? I will hurt you!” Satan
crushed Jibran and God ran by him seeing a large door where people where
entering the afterlife.
“
SATAN! HELP ME KEEP THIS DOOR SHUT!” Satan rushed by God’s side and pushed
against the door trying to keep it closed. “WE COULD USE A LITTLE HAND HERE!”
At that moment, someone’s decapitated little hand rushed by and Satan (out of
sheer anger) crushed the thing.
Eight
tried to get through to Jack but found that nothing was reaching him. Jack’s
shield was far to strong and was withstanding everything everyone had to throw
and blast at him. He turned to Eight and punched him hard in the face. Jennifer
and Eric flew right up and tried to reach Jack but once again failed.
Stephanie
and Steve laughed as they watched Jack destroy planets and cause massive havoc.
“This is very entertaining!” Steve laughed.
“ It
is…if they manage to beat him, I will be surprised! BUT HEY! I got a naughty
little idea!” Stephanie chuckled. She yelled, “HEY JACK! I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP
THAT MOON OVER THERE!” Jack nodded and blasted away one of the million moons
lighting up the sky. Stephanie smiled seeing that Jack was under their control
and she said, “ Now…Jack…see Seth over there?” Jack nodded with a grin on his
face. “ I want you to kill him!”
Jacks
eyes lit up immediately and he flew to where Seth had crashed. Using a
telekinetic lock, Jack prevented Seth from moving and aimed his palms directly
at Seth.
“ FATHER
NO!” Seth yelled trying to struggle away, but he found that he was truly
trapped. Seth stared at his father’s pupils and sensed an internal struggle
being won by the influence of Stephanie and Steve. There was a part of his
father that was trying to break free, but could not. Seth had to escape or he
would die. “FATHER STOP! I CAME BACK IN TIME TO AVENGE YOUR DEATH, NOT TO HAVE
YOU KILL ME!” Jack didn’t even blink. He continued aiming his palms at Seth.
His
palms started to glow as energy began to build up and he said in a very devious
tone, “GOOOODDDBYYYEEE SONNY!!! HEHEEEEHH!” The energy built up and Seth
realised he was doomed. He took a deep breath, saw everyone trying to get
through Jack’s shield and failing and using every single technique he knew,
tried to remain calm and await his time to come…