C.A.D.Y. (reprise) to Y.M.C.A. by the Village People
[Author: GaerielSky ;-)]

Oh Tad, there's no need to feel down.
Because, oh Tad, guess who's coming to town?
Uh-huh, that's right! What you lost is now found!
You'll no long-er be un-happy.

Jinkies! Your love is back on the show.
Oh my! Jinkies! Won-der how things will go?
She's your Dixie, and she'll be here real soon...
So get rid of Ca-mille by June.

We're glad you're coming back C.A.D.Y!
So glad you're coming back C.A.D.Y!

Tad and Dixie are back for all to enjoy,
I don't care what happened to JOY!!

So let's all welcome back C.A.D.Y!
Party and welcome back C.A.D.Y!

Pass the chicken fingers, drink Orsini with zeal
Not a rumor, this is for real!!

Hmmm...Tad, now just how will this work?
Methinks Cammie, took our Tad for a jerk.
Poor Tad, that slut will wind up berserk!
And you'll need to be com-for-ted.

Ca-mille, you sick-o lurk-er chick.
Eee Yikes! Ca-mille, you sure are making us sick
'Cause you're violent, and you're so annoy-ing
But you were good for this one thing...

Because of you they called C.A.D.Y!
A big THANK YOU, they called C.A.D.Y!

We have every-thing for a show we enjoy,
Tad and Dixie with their two boys.

A BIG THANK YOU from us C.A.D.Y!
Won't you please stay a while C.A.D.Y?

Pass the chicken fingers, drink Orsini with zeal,
Not a rumor, it's finally REAL!

Opal, end your 'bout with the blues.
Boot Palmer, and rejoice in the news.
Oh Ruthie, what a shock you will be
'Cause you'll look diffe-rent to Dixie.

Now then, Adam, don't you care 'bout your son?
Or like Thaddeus, is your life just too fun?
Time flies, you guys, and you both look the fool
Jr's grad-u-a-ting High School????!?!

We're glad you're coming back C.A.D.Y!
So glad you're coming back C.A.D.Y!

We have ONE MORE WISH for MMT to unfurl...
Tad and Dixie with BABY GIRL!!

C.A.D.Y! Back with a "bang" C.A.D.Y!

Oh Tad, oh Tad, for you she is "THE ONE"
Oh Tad, oh Tad, you could both use some fun!

C.A.D.Y! How do you spell that? C.A.D.Y!

Dix-ie, Dix-ie, sweet, fun, and strong!
Dix-ie, Dix-ie, JULY seems too long!

C.A.D.Y! A big ole cheer for C.A.D.Y!

Oh Tad, oh Tad, are you listening to me?
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