"I'll Never Fall In Love Again" by Dionne Warwick
[Author: Mark Dalton]
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I Know I'll Never Like That Tad Again!


What in the heck’s gotten into Tad?
’Cause he used to be the town’s big hottie
Now he’s the town’s big busybody
I’ll never like that Tad again
I’ll never like that Tad again

What has he done to that funny guy?
’Cause I liked him when he was a cut up
Now I just wish that he would shut up
I’ll never like that Tad again
I’ll never like that Tad again

Don’t think he’ll ever get a life
’Cause he still treats Brooke like she’s his wife
Likes to point out Adam’s wrongdoings
All that did… was get those two screwing!

Why doesn’t Tad learn from his mistakes?
Because he messed up, that sexy doctor
Got his hands on his wife’s big knockers
I’ll never like that Tad again
I’ll never like that Tad again

Why doesn’t Tad focus on himself?
If only he’d go and look for Dixie
He wouldn’t be this huge buttinski
I’ll never like that Tad again
I’ll never like that Tad again

Don’t think he’ll ever get a clue
He hasn’t had one since ’92
You’d think by now that he’d be wiser
But he’s not… he’s still friends with Liza!

Why doesn’t Tad try to change his ways
And not pry into the lives of others?
Now he’s just like his nosy brother!
I’ll never like that Tad again
I’ll never like that Tad again
I’ll never like that Tad again