Ms. Dixie Martin to "Mrs. Robinson" (Simon & Garfunkle)
[Author: GaerielSky ;-).]

Oh, where are you, Ms. Dixie Martin?
Jamie needs you more than you can know (where’d he go?)
Oh, come home please, Ms. Dixie Martin
Heaven knows we’ll celebrate that day!
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

We'd like to tell you a little bit about your wayward guy
We'd like to see him learn from his mistakes
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around Pine Valley until you feel at home

And we miss you, Ms. Dixie Martin
Jeeze, Tad loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
So, come back please, Ms. Dixie Martin
Hell, I’m on my knees about to pray!
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Come out of that Hollow place where no one ever goes
Why not visit Opal and her Luv Bug?
It'll be a secret, until Tad can find you there
Most of all, you've got to think of the poor kids ;)

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Ms. Dixie Martin
Jeeze, Tad loves you more than he does know (he said so!)
So, come home please, Ms. Dixie Martin
Just in time for sweeps that are in May.
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sitting on a sofa on those weekday afternoons
Watching T&D scenes was so great.
Laughed with them, shouted at them,
Stocked up on tissues.
Ever since she left it’s one big snooze.

Where have you gone, Ms. Dixie Martin?
An audience turns its lonely eyes to you (boo, hoo, hoo)
So, whaddya say, Ms. Dixie Martin?
Ruth & Joe have even gone astray . . .
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey) 1