Green Eggs and Ham
[Author: GaerielSky ;-)]

I am Joy, Joy am I
Floating, drifting through the sky.
I'm here to stay, so soon you'll see
Love scenes between NadTad and me.
Will I love him with my heart?
Will we click right from the start?
Will I speak? What do I fear?
I've had three lines so far this year!

I do not like her MMT,
I do not like her on TV,
I do not like her with my Tad,
This storyline is just plain BAD.
Will she whack him with a stick?
Watching this just makes me sick.
Will she beat him black and blue?
Adam? Tad? Eh.. who knew?

I will not watch this on TV
I'll just eat lunch, no AMC.
I just can't stand this Floaty Chick
Her stupid antics make me sick.
Bloody basins, floating cudgel?
Has writing this become a struggle?
Are you bored. Is it just me?
Here's your answer: Bring back Dixie!!!! 1