[Author: GaerielSky ;-)]
Spider-Tad, Spider-Tad
Can't remember that he's a dad
Jumps a ledge, almost dies
Cammie's tale, give me hives
Jinkies! Here comes the Spider-Tad!
Is she wrong? Listen, Bud!
Who believes all her Carny crud?
Adam beat her mother, dead?
So she floats, overhead.
Oh yeah, there goes the Spider-Tad! (thwap!)
Not adept at fights,
gets a laugh every time
Back in Napa's sights
He used to make wine
Spider-Tad, Spider-Tad
Friendly talk show host, Spider-Tad!
Wealth and fame, yet he's bored
Action hero smorgasboard
Adam, caused his car to bang-up
Wherever damsels sprang-up
You'd find the Spider-Tad!
