I'm Beginning to Really Not Like Chris Stamp
[Author: Mark Dalton]



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I'm Beginning to Really Not Like Chris Stamp



“Beginning” is actually a bit of an understatement.
I'm Beginning To Really Not Like Chris Stamp

I'm beginning to really not like Chris Stamp
Ev’ry “dese” and “dose”
I think Erica’s lost her pride
She wants to be his bride
When she should want to punch him in the nose!

I'm beginning to really not like Chris Stamp
Yelling all the time
And if Erica follows through
With an answer of “I do”
It’s a heinous crime!

And when his bad Brooklynese makes her weak in the knees
In their loathsome kissy-poo scenes
“Gag!” goes my throat so I grab the remote
And I throw it right at the screen
’Cause I can’t stand to sit and watch an act that’s so obscene!

I'm beginning to really not like Chris Stamp
Ev’ry “dis” and “dat”
I wish Erica would proceed
(By taking Liza’s lead)
To push him off her balcony – ker-splat!

I'm beginning to really not like Chris Stamp
Hate it when he’s on
He’s My Big Fat Italian Pain
And I won’t enjoy La Kane
Until Chris Stamp’s gone!