Her husband spends his spare time in cahoots with Liza C. They schemed for six months trying to bring Adam to his knee This caused a breakdown on his show and he began to sob He ran away to “find himself” and promptly quit his job Oh… Dixie Chandler Martin Lawson Bodine Martin Martin Her husband’s playing games just like a kid in kindergarten And if Tad doesn’t shape up quick, then she’ll be soon departin’ Dixie Chandler Martin Lawson Bodine Martin Martin (um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay) (um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay) She thought that she should try to find a job to cover costs But when she did, he balked because he didn’t like her boss So he went out and found one, too, and doesn’t seem to care That Liza’s his new boss and that they twice had an affair Oh… Dixie Chandler Martin Lawson Bodine Martin Martin When she kicks Tad out the door, his ass will sure be smartin’ She’ll be free from all his crap; her new life will be startin’ Dixie Chandler Martin Lawson Bodine Martin Martin (um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay) (um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay) Now talking with her new boss is her favorite part of work ’Cause he respects all her opinions, unlike Tad that jerk He also likes the things she does beyond just type and file Next thing you know those two will soon be walking down the aisle Oh… Dixie Chandler Martin Lawson Bodine Martin Hayward That will be the end result if Tad keeps straying wayward She’ll be in bed with Dr. David naked as a jaybird Dixie Chandler Martin Lawson Bodine Martin Hayward