Daria: Excuse me?
Daria: What do the boys talk about?
Jane: A classroom full of guys and a male teacher...
Daria and Jane: Nocturnal Emissions.
Daria: Don't worry. I don't have low self esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else.
Jane: I like having low self esteem...It makes me feel special.
Jane: I just want to say how proud I am today. Knowing that I have self esteem gives me even more self esteem. On the other hand, having all of you know I had low self esteem...makes me feel kinda bad...like a big failure or something.
Quinn: How would you like to have a sister with a....a...thing.Jane: I think Trent's Band might have an opening for a fly girl.
Daria: I think I might have an opening for a new friend.
Daria: Can you rig that gluegun of yours to shoot bullets? I'm readdy to end my suffering.Jane: I hate to tell you this, but there's a big greasy spot of peanut-buttery goodness on you're butt.
Daria: Of course there is.
Daria: Stop staring at me, you squirrel pervert!
Helen: Quinn! What is that thing on you're arm?
Quinn: Don't worry mom...it's fake.
Daria: :Aww...you got a tatoo to match you're personality.
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