| Kidnapped (198K) | Listen up, Big Daddy! You don't scare me... |
Rubber pants (112K) | Daddy, these rubber pants are hot... |
Ralph (189K) | My son's been kidnapped. You haven't seen him, have you? |
Old Swampy (171K) | Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy... |
| Answer | Police answering machine | |
| Pulp (71K) | Scene from Pulp Fiction staring Clancy, Lou, and Eddie! |
| Baby (51K) | No jury in the world would convict a baby... |
Rice Square (93K) | Someone's taken a bite out the the giant rice krispy square... |
Aquarium (63K) | To the aquarium! |
| Hotpants (48K) | Look at all them hotpants. |
Borax (102K) | Enough of your borax... |
Guns (75K) | Becoming a cop requires... |
| Greek (251K) | ...better start in greek town... |
| 555 (157K) | Did you get a trace on that number?... |
| Wallet (80K) | Wallet inspector... |
| Dusting (84K) | ...no I'm not, I'm uh, dusting for prints... |
| Jackass (295K) | you story is very compelling Mr. Jackass... |
| Come out (261K) | Come out with you hands up... |
| Tail Light (38K) | The left tail light is a little smaller... |
| Bob Saget (270K) | Ok Chief...enjoy Bob Saget. |
| pizza (32K) | Ok ...what? This better be about pizza. |
| Inflate(48K) | Oh, just get one of those inflatable women... |
| D.O.A (285K) | Your husband was found D.O.A. |
| Rampage (73K) | My husband's on a murderous rampage, over... |
| Location (193K) | Chief reports his location... |
| Just Moe (57K) | Chief arrests Homer for murder |
| Nuns (105K) | You'll see a lot of nuns where you're going... |
| Closet (51K) | What's your fascination with my closet of mystery? |
| Nose (67K) | Wiggum on picking your nose |
| Push (67K) | The harder you push, the faster we get out of here |
| Bribe (163K) | Taking a Bribe |
| Bible (71K) | Doesn't the Bible say... |
| Piggum (71K) | He called me "Chief Piggum" |
| Grenade (71K) | anyone seen grenade with the pin missing... |
| Lights (71K) | Lights |
| Bad Cops (71K) | Theme from Cops in Springfield |
