Simpsons
Site Ever
"God, schmod! I want my monkey man!"
Bart, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
"It's filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil."
Helen Lovejoy on Michelangelo's David, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
"[The porno channel is] for mommies and daddies who love each other very much."
Homer, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Best/Worst Episode Ever
These are the results of my first alt.tv.simpsons poll, conducted in the fall of 1997, on what fans consider the best and worst episodes of The Simpsons. Each episode is listed in order of the number of votes received, with the totals for each episode on the left.128 total votes
BEST 12 Last Exit to Springfield (9F15) 9 Deep Space Homer (1F13) 8 Selma's Choice (9F11) 7 Lisa's Substitute (7F19) 4 King-Size Homer (3F05) 4 Lisa's Wedding (2F15) 4 22 Short Films About Springfield (3F18) 3 Bart Sells His Soul (3F02) 3 Bart vs. Australia (2F13) 3 El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer (3F24) 3 Homer the Heretic (9F01) 3 Marge vs. the Monorail (9F10) 2 Bart Star (5F03) 2 Bart the Murderer (8F03) 2 Boy Scoutz N The Hood (1F06) 2 Homer at the Bat (8F13) 2 Homer the Great (2F09) 2 Homer's Barbershop Quartet (9F21) 2 Homer's Enemy (4F19) 2 Homie the Clown (2F12) 2 Lisa on Ice (2F05) 2 Moaning Lisa (7G06) 2 PTA Disbands, The (2F19) 2 Radio Bart (8F11) 2 Streetcar Named Marge, A (8F18) 2 Treehouse of Horror II (8F02) 1 Bart the Daredevil (7F06) 1 Bart vs. Thanksgiving (7F07) 1 Bart Gets Famous (1F11) 1 Bart's Friend Falls in Love (8F22) 1 Brother from the Same Planet (9F12) 1 Cape Feare (9F22) 1 Colonel Homer (8F19) 1 Front, The (9F16) 1 Homer and Apu (1F10) 1 Homer Badman (2F06) 1 Homer Goes to College (1F02) 1 Homer's Phobia (4F11) 1 Homerpalooza (3F21) 1 Krusty Gets Kancelled (9F19) 1 Last Temptation of Homer, The (1F07) 1 Lemon of Troy (2F22) 1 Like Father, Like Clown (8F05) 1 Lisa the Iconoclast (3F13) 1 Lisa's First Word (9F08) 1 Lisa's Rival (1F17) 1 Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (8F01) 1 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (7F16)' 1 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (7F11) 1 Otto Show (8F21) 1 Rosebud (1F01) 1 Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming (3F08) 1 Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (3G03) 1 Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (7G08) 1 $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) (1F08) 1 Summer of 4'2 (3F22) 1 Team Homer (3F10) 1 There's No Disgrace Like Home (7G04) 1 Treehouse of Horror VIII (5F02) 1 Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish (7F01) 1 Way We Was, The (7F12) 1 Whacking Day (9F18) 1 You Only Move Twice (3F23) WORST 36 Principal and the Pauper, The (4F23) 13 Simpsons Spinoff Showcase, The (4F20) 4 Twisted World of Marge Simpson, The (4F08) 3 Another Simpsons Clip Show (2F33) 3 Bart Gets an Elephant (1F15) 3 Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show, The (4F12) 3 'Round Springfield (2F32) 2 Bart vs. Australia (2F13) 2 Bart vs. Thanksgiving (7F07) 2 Burns, Baby Burns (4F05) 2 Fear of Flying (2F08) 2 Homer They Fall, The (4F03) 2 Homer's Enemy (4F19) 2 Homer's Odyssey (7G03) 2 In Marge We Trust (4F18) 2 Life on the Fast Lane (7G11) 2 Lisa the Skeptic (5F05) 2 Lisa the Vegetarian (3F02) 2 Milhouse Divided, A (4F04) 2 Moaning Lisa (7G06) 2 Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield (3F11) 2 Secret War of Lisa Simpson, The (4F21) 2 Some Enchanted Evening (7G01) 2 Two Mrs. Nehassapeemapetilons, The (5F04) 1 Bart Star (5F03) 1 Black Widower (8F20) 1 Brother from Another Series, The (4F14) 1 City of New York vs. Homer Simpson, The (4F22) 1 Day the Violence Died, The (3F16) 1 Fish Called Selma, A (3F15) 1 Grade School Confidential (4F09) 1 Homer and Apu (1F10) 1 Homer Loves Flanders (1F14) 1 Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment (4F15) 1 Homer's Phobia (4F11) 1 Homerpalooza (3F21) 1 Hurricane Neddy (4F07) 1 Itchy and Scratchy and Marge (7F09) 1 Itchy and Scratchy Land (2F01) 1 Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie (9F03) 1 Lady Bouvier's Lover (1F21) 1 Lisa on Ice (2F05) 1 Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (8F01) 1 Mountain of Madness (4F10) 1 Otto Show (8F21) 1 Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish" (3F19) 1 Sideshow Bob Roberts (2F02) 1 Simpson and Delilah (7F02) 1 Springfield Connection, The (2F21) 1 Stark Raving Dad (7F24) 1 Summer of 4'2 (3F22) 1 Two Bad Neighbors (3F09) 1 You Only Move Twice (3F23)
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