AA

AA


	Stephen, Hugh and others are sitting around a large room.
	It is an AA session. Hugh is chairing the discussion. His 
	chair is at the head, the others are grouped around him.
	He clears his throat.


Hugh		Peter, would you like to start?

Man		(Stands) My names is Peter Bales and I'm an
		alcoholic. I last had a drink two years, seven weeks
		and three days ago. (Sits to sympathetic murmurs and 
		congratulations.)

Man 2		(Stands) My name in William Gerard. I'm an alcoholic.
		I haven't drunk for five months and six days. (Sits)

Woman 1		(Stands) My name is Andrea Mclean and I'm an
		alcoholic. I last had a drink two days ago. I'm sorry.
		(Sits to sympathy)

Hugh		OK Andrea, no problem. We'll talk about it later.

	Camera has arrived at Stephen who appears to be 
	reluctant to speak. He is shy and embarrassed.

Hugh		Would our new member like to speak?

Stephen		Um ...

Hugh		I know it can be very hard; but everyone here at
		AA will tell you that the first thing to do is to face
		your problem. To give it a name.

Stephen		Yes, I see that.

Hugh		Until you can stand up and say it, we can't help
		you.

Stephen		Right.

Hugh		I'm sure the others can confirm that AA is about
		confidence and about sharing. OK?

Stephen		Right. (Deep breath) My problem is basically that
		the starter motor seems to get stuck. Especially in
		cold weather.

	Pause.

Hugh		Mm. Have you tried putting it in first gear and
		rocking it back and forwards?

Stephen		Yes. Yes I have.

Hugh		We'll send someone round as soon as possible.

Stephen		Thank you.

Hugh		(Handing Stephen a hip flask) Have a drink while
		you're waiting.

VOX POP
Stephen		Now when I was at school we
		had real headmasters. Not clever
		left-wing scholars in oh-so-smart
		Trotskyite sandals and Stalinist
		trousers. Proper, straight-down
		the-line honest-to-goodness
		schoolmasters. They didn't indoc-
		trinate me with a lot of left-wing
		crap-trap. They indoctrinated me
		with a lot of right-wing crap-trap.
		They may have stroked my
		thighs slightly more than is con-
		sidered fashionable these days, but
		they were proper schoolmasters.
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