Fascion

	Hugh sits on the edge of a desk and talks to camera, in front of a
	portrait of Adolf Hitler, and assorted swastika-like symbols.


Hugh		You know, there's been a lot in the news recently, about the
		rise of fascism. It's the next big thing, they say, but what
		exactly is it? What kind of music do fascists listen to? What
		do they wear? Are there clubs you can go to? Kevin, you're an
		old fascist from way back, what's it all about?

Kevin		Well, what first got me hooked was the uniform ...

Hugh		Do you have your uniform with you at all?

Kevin		Well, I'm wearing it now.

Hugh		Oh that's it, is it?

Kevin		Yeah. It's very comfortable, hard-wearing, and I just ... I
		don't know ... I think I look good in it.

Hugh		You do Kevin, you look marvellous. If I was homosexual, I'd
		want to buy you a drink at the very least.

Kevin		Thanks. If I was homosexual, I'd have a pint of lager.

Hugh		As it is, I like birds.

Kevin		Me too.

Hugh		Now Kevin. Music. What sort of music do you listen to? What's
		your thing? What's your bag? What's your ... I suppose what I'm
		trying to say is, what sort of music do you listen to?

Kevin		Oh all sorts. Military bands, bit of Wagner ...

Hugh		Because Hitler liked a bit of all that, didn't he?

Kevin		He certainly did ...

Hugh		Now, for the people watching, it's worth pointing out that
		Hitler was quite a big name in the Fascism business ... what,
		back in the seventies ...

Kevin		Even earlier than that ...

Hugh		Earlier than the seventies, wow. Right in there at the
		beginning. Like a sort of Elvis figure.

Kevin		Yeah ...

Hugh		Now tell me about Hitler. There's been a lot of stuff written
		about him, magazine profiles and all that ... what do you think
		he was really like?

Kevin		He was a wild guy.

Hugh		That's what I'd heard. I'd heard he liked to live on the
		edge ...

Kevin		Absolutely.

Hugh		Wow, that's really interesting. Did he have a philosophy, at
		all? I mean, was he a Kevin Lennon kind of guy?

Kevin		The supremacy of the Aryan race was his sort of inspiration, I
		suppose.

Hugh		Yeah, and a sort of segregationy thing, I suppose?

Kevin		Yeah. Racial purity ...

Hugh		Racial purity, all that stuff ... But of course, tragically, he
		died, didn't he?

Kevin		That's right.

Hugh		Drugs, was it? I think ...

Kevin		He shot himself ...

Hugh		Oh that's really sad. I guess he must have been depressed, or
		something.

Stephen		(as woman: holds up a Body-Form Ultra) It's ever so thin. Much
		thinner than conventional towels. That's an advantage. The
		disadvantage is that you need about twelve just to dry your
		hair. Conventional towels have the edge there, I feel.