“My baloney has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has a second name, it’s H-O-M-E-R”
“Allright brain, you don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.” “It’s a deal!”
“Five years later and I still think I’m a chicken! I’m a chicken Marge” “I know, I know.”
“The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers”
“Lousy manipulative dog”
“Donuts – is there anything they can’t do?”
“Jump Free Willy, jump! Jump with all your might”
“Three simple words…I AM GAY”
“Hey, if you don’t like it go to Russia.”
“I’m making people happy!”
“HELP ME!”
“BONGO HEAD!!” bongo sounds and Homer chanting
“Oh glory of glories, oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of gods creation, HOLY MACARONI!”
“I am invincible, invincible!! -bang- OWWW!”
“This is a place of learning, not a house of - hearing about things .”
“You’re living in a world of make – believe, with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats.”
“MMM – forbidden donut.”
“WELLLL – if it isn’t the leader of the wiener – patrol, boning up on hid nerd - lesson”
“Hey – there’s a NEW Mexico!”
“AAAA – Oh no, my pudding is trapped forever.”
“Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whisky bottle. Remember that? “Yeah” “When daddy hit the referee?” “Yeah” “YEAH”
“Shut up brain or I’ll stab you with a Q-Tip”
“There was a little Spanish flea, a record star he thought he’d be, he heard of singers like Beatles the Chipmunks he’d seen on TV, why not a little Spanish flea”
“If you’re gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I’ll just have to stop doing stupid things”
“Kiss my hairy yellow but”
“YEEEESSS!!!”
“The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom’s big”
“WOO – HOO! Look at that blubber fly”
“Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse” “OOO that’s bad” “But it comes with a free frogurt!” “That’s good!” “The frogurt is also cursed” “That’s bad” “But you get your choice of topping” “That’s good!” “The toppings contain potassium benzoate………..That’s bad” “Can I go now?”
“SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!”
“No beer, No TV make Homer something something” “Go crazy?” “Don’t mind if I do!!!”
“I hear you loud and clear - cat call
“If you don’t start making more sense we’re going to have put you in a home”
“I wore my extra loose pants for nothing…NOTHING!”
“Hey, could you take the wheel for a second I have to scratch myself in to places at once”
“I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.”
“Marge I swear I didn’t touch her, you know how bashful I am! I can’t even say the word tit-mouse without giggling like a school girl
“Kill my boss?? Do I dare live out the American dream!”
“Here’s an appealing fellow, in fact they’re a-peeling him off the sidewalk.” “HA HA HA – It’s funny because I don’t know him”
“You know when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldn’t get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banked my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain-damage!” “Dad, what’s the point of this story?” “I like stories”

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